Cowboys vs Bucs: Week 1 SNF

[Augustus 3061]

Oh what's the fucking point in punting the football?

[Surly Bevo 25100]

Collinsworth talking like he’s watching a 7th grade team try to make plays in the passing game.

[Vic Mackey 47098]

This offense is aids

[CurlyDumps 4477]

How do you miss such an easy throw….

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

$40 million doesn't buy what it used to

[Guest]

Dak has no playmakers. None. Not impressed with CeeDee as a #1. Letting Amari go for a 5th was insane, and not replacing him with a stud veteran receiver was even dumber. 

However, Dak looks AWFUL. Inaccurate, awful decisions. He is a major problem in this game. 

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

That’s not on Dak, No reason for the WR to be running towards the sideline. He should of sat right there in the open field

[ButtFumble 5180]

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

$40 million doesn't buy what it used to

we can all thank fucking aggy and jimbo for that

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Just now, Porterhouse said:

Dak has no playmakers. None. Not impressed with CeeDee as a #1. Letting Amari go for a 5th was insane, and not replacing him with a stud veteran receiver was even dumber. 

However, Dak looks AWFUL. Inaccurate, awful decisions. He is a major problem in this game. 

All of this is 100% accurate and can’t be argued in any way 

[Augustus 3061]

He could've lofted that pass to him like a free throw.  There was no one within a mile of him.

So he throws a fastball a foot off the plate.

[Quagmire 2147]

Honestly I’d rather watch gay porn then this and I’m not gay !!!

[Augustus 3061]

Just now, Quagmire said:

Honestly I’d rather watch gay porn then this and I’m not gay !!!

Yeah I think I'd rather log in to Shaggy and watch that literal shitshow and that stuff disgusts me beyond words.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

1 hour ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Why did we dump Cooper again?

20 mil.....

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

For some stupid reason, I thought last season would carry over and didn’t expect this level of incompetence.  

Players matter. I’m not sure why anyone expected carryover. 

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1 minute ago, Quagmire said:

Honestly I’d rather watch gay porn then this and I’m not gay !!!

NTTAWWT

[Big Frog II 511]

If you have insomnia, just watch the Cowboy offense.

[ButtFumble 5180]

Just now, Augustus said:

Yeah I think I'd rather log in to Shaggy and watch that literal shitshow and that stuff disgusts me beyond words.

there was something to the dude shitting out of the car window.....I mean WTF tho

[Hermanator 7127]

So what malcontent receiver with attitude problems who has worn out his welcome are the Cowboys going to trade next year's 1st for this time?

[Patrick Bateman 3918]

Offense is as bad as feared.  The OL struggles at pass blocking, we have few outside weapons who can win routes, and Dak has been really poor tonight, even in the rare times he's been given a clean pocket.  The weird thing is we're running the ball fine, but because of all the penalties, we're constantly behind the sticks and I don't think we have a play beyond 20 yards.  If we do, it's barely more and has to be 1-2.  

When you get rid of 40% of your starting OL, another gets hurt, so 60% is gone and you're missing almost 2000 yards in receiving from the year before, with no real replacements, who would have thunk you'd struggle against a top caliber defense?

Shocking.

 

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

That’s not on Dak, No reason for the WR to be running towards the sideline. He should of sat right there in the open field

?  Totally on Dak. As is every bad throw he’s made tonight. 

[Firemans4Horn 18118]

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

20 mil.....

congrats on all that extra cap space Jerry. Hope you can put a little in your brokerage account with the savings. 

[Augustus 3061]

By the time the RB caught that pitch, there was no way in hell anybody could beat him to the line to gain.

[Horn80 6131]

1 minute ago, Porterhouse said:

Players matter. I’m not sure why anyone expected carryover. 

100% correct.  But Dak looks like a rookie’s first game which I didn’t expect.

[Patrick Bateman 3918]

2 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

20 mil.....

Did you watch the game???  Only a moron would post this and act like it means something...... and he's not 20m, he's about 13.5 for them.  This is a really dumb post.

 

[Vic Mackey 47098]

20 mil.....

Did you see any of the game? Cooper was open a lot and his scrub QB didn't hit him. He also allows others to get much better looks.

There's absolutely no justifying that trade.

If you don't think Cooper is worth the money, then have a backup plan. Minnesota did when Diggs left. They got Jefferson.

This is now the 2nd time we have let our best WR leave and we have zero backup plan..

Ceedee is a #2 guy at best. If he's your#1, then you will be hindered. I don't think people realize how much Cooper opened up the field for the rest.

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

20 mil.....

Worth it. He makes Dak look serviceable. Comments on his first game with Brissett mean dick. 

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Mike Mccarthy is a fat fucking retard

[Hermanator 7127]

4 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

20 mil.....

Yeah Cooper is checked out on his career and has been since last year at least. His absence isn't the difference between game 1 last year and this. This line sucks, Gallup is out, and Dak looks completely lost. 

[Vic Mackey 47098]

So what malcontent receiver with attitude problems who has worn out his welcome are the Cowboys going to trade next year's 1st for this time?

And we'll keep that guy for a handful of seasons and then get rid of him for nothing. It's the hillbilly Jones way

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

2 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

?  Totally on Dak. As is every bad throw he’s made tonight. 

Dak was clearly expecting him to stay there. Zero reason to run to the sideline. Absolutely none

[Zepol87 9189]

5 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

20 mil.....

Just his presence in the field makes a huge difference though

[ztejas 43526]

Just wait until Deshaun hits the field - Amari will be putting up Randy Moss numbers. 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Dak was clearly expecting him to stay there. Zero reason to run to the sideline. Absolutely none

Most throws tonight have been off target tonight, so I can’t say that. Looks like another bad Dak throw. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Garbage time Dak so the final score doesn’t look as bad?

[Hermanator 7127]

1 minute ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Dak was clearly expecting him to stay there. Zero reason to run to the sideline. Absolutely none

Not true. You sit down if you're in a hole in the defense between two defenders. If the path to the sideline is vacated you keep going to get the ball in stride and turn unfield instead of allowing the defense to catch up from inside out. That was just a horrible throw

[Augustus 3061]

Just now, Hermanator said:

Not true. You sit down if you're in a hole in the defense between two defenders. If the path to the sideline is vacated you keep going to get the ball in stride and turn unfield instead of allowing the defense to catch up from inside out. That was just a horrible throw

Yeah he was moving with his QB toward the sideline.  It wasn't like finding a spot in middle of zone coverage

[LTtxfan 49327]

Under 7mins, Cowboys down 16 and no sense of urgency.

Fuck these coaches...

[Augustus 3061]

Fuck me who was the absolutely useless OL on that screen?

[Firemans4Horn 18118]

Just now, Augustus said:

Fuck me who was the absolutely useless OL on that screen?

they’re all useless. 

[Augustus 3061]

Okay so it'll be 4th and 1

Watch Kellen call a drop back pass

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

they’re all useless. 

There was only one defender to block on that screen pass.

He doesn't come anywhere close to blocking him and the defender blows up the play.

[LTtxfan 49327]

Damn Refs... Blow your fuckin' whistle on Offsides unabated to QB...

Wow

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Yeah Cooper is checked out on his career and has been since last year at least. His absence isn't the difference between game 1 last year and this. This line sucks, Gallup is out, and Dak looks completely lost. 

Everything about this post is as dumb as your Sark has pressure on him for letting Casey Thompson walk posts. You and your dumbass user name need to fuck right off. 

[Augustus 3061]

LOl I told you he'd call a pass play on 4th and one

[Hate 20130]

I’m officially done with this franchise. I’m tired of cheering for the Detroit Lions south. I’ve been a fan for as long as I can remember. The first season I really remember was them losing to the Steelers in the first SB. I grew up watching the Tom Landry a show every Sunday morning. And of course, I lived the Jimmy years. But I am officially done having any kind of vested interest in cheering for a JJ led team. Fuck the Cowboys and fuck Jerry Jones. I will cheer for every team that plays against you for the rest of my life!

[Augustus 3061]

Is there anything more apropos tonight than Dak getting his throwing hand injured

[Vic Mackey 47098]

This far into it and we still have Rush as our backup? Nice.

[Nicole44 22072]

Wtf? 

[Augustus 3061]

Fucking idiot

 

[Hagbard Celine 10903]

just tuning in!  so glad i blew this off

[Patrick Bateman 3918]

Welp, Dak may have broke his hand, so....... this will be fun.  At least, we can develop our young draft pick at QB.  Wait..... we don't have that?

Awesome.  Maybe we can watch one of these spares.  Have to hope Dak's hand is just a dislocation or sprain.