Cowboys vs Bucs: Week 1 SNF

[Hermanator 7142]

Only dudes on offense earning their pay today are Schultz and Pollard. Pollard because he makes jack shit

[Augustus 3061]

Just flat fucking dropped it

[LTtxfan 49333]

2 minutes ago, Hate said:

I’m officially done with this franchise. I’m tired of cheering for the Detroit Lions south. I’ve been a fan for as long as I can remember. The first season I really remember was them losing to the Steelers in the first SB. I grew up watching the Tom Landry a show every Sunday morning. And of course, I lived the Jimmy years. But I am officially done having any kind of vested interest in cheering for a JJ led team. Fuck the Cowboys and fuck Jerry Jones. I will cheer for every team that plays against you for the rest of my life!

 

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[Hermanator 7142]

Rush to Simi Fehoko with 3 min left in the game. Peak 2022 Cowboys season is upon us

[Billy Pilgrim 1985]

Just now, Augustus said:

Just flat fucking dropped it

Who was that jack off? Anyone at this level should’ve caught that pass

[Horn80 6131]

The score doesn’t do justice for how one sided this game been.

[Firemans4Horn 18119]

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Welp, Dak may have broke his hand, so....... this will be fun.  At least, we can develop our young draft pick at QB.  Wait..... we don't have that?

Awesome.  Maybe we can watch one of these spares.  Have to hope Dak's hand is just a dislocation or sprain.

 

They weren’t winning anything with CD “the invisible man” Lamb as their number 1 WR, Unknown Player as their #2 WR, and the human turnstiles at LT and RT. 

[Augustus 3061]

Rush actually throws a good pass.

Squeeze that fucking thing and pull it down.  your'e a receiver in the NFL, the ball hit you between both hands

That way it would've been the inevitable flag that ruined the play, and not a drop.

 

[Wild Bill 324]

43 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

How long before we have “Interim Head Coach Dan Quinn”?

Not soon enough!

 

[Nicole44 22073]

So Grier could be there…but…

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Will Grier should have been tabbed as the backup QB based on preseason imo, but I guess our talent evaluators saw differently

[Augustus 3061]

Just now, Billy Pilgrim said:

Who was that jack off? Anyone at this level should’ve caught that pass

No idea

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

Only dudes on offense earning their pay today are Schultz and Pollard. Pollard because he makes jack shit

Zeke and Parsons were the only players that came to play. 

[Firemans4Horn 18119]

Is Tony Pollard the worst RB in the league at blitz pickup? If you tried any less they’d accuse you of points shaving. 

[tokamak 6435]

3 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Who was that jack off? Anyone at this level should’ve caught that pass

He's a fucking bum that Jerry has convinced himself is actually a diamond in the rough. Which describes about 3/4 of this roster.

Edited September 12, 2022 by tokamak

[Hermanator 7142]

I'm just happy we're getting such big time contribution in this game from Matt Waletsko, the guy taken with the Cooper 5th round pick. 

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Welp, Dak may have broke his hand, so....... this will be fun.  At least, we can develop our young draft pick at QB.  Wait..... we don't have that?

Awesome.  Maybe we can watch one of these spares.  Have to hope Dak's hand is just a dislocation or sprain.

It doesn’t matter if it’s Dak or Rush. Dak isn’t good enough to win with this roster. I’m sure adjustments, and receivers/lineman added will help. But this is a below .500 team and far below it. 

[Augustus 3061]

Glad this fucking weekend is over.

I don't expect I'll be watching anymore Cowboys games this season.

[LTtxfan 49333]

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So Grier could be there…but…

Think he's on Dallas practice squad ??

Wiki:  "On August 30, 2022, Grier was waived by the Cowboys and signed to the practice squad the next day."

[Horn80 6131]

Sad Tom Brady still incredibly good.

[Nicole44 22073]

Brady isn’t all mentally there. And TB is just working out the kinks and hasn’t even hit their stride. This is going to be a brutal season for the Cowboys. 

[Hate 20140]

The score doesn’t do justice for how one sided this game been.

The Cowboys have made Tampa look a lot better than they actually are.

[Augustus 3061]

The owners can take a vote and instruct an owner to sell his team, can't they?

Not that the owners would do anything that would help Dallas.

[BigSwingingD 719]

Going to be a long season boys and @Nicole44. We suck. As in major suckitude. I think I am done. That razorback trailer park river boat gambler lucky dirtbag plastic face fuck is the problem.

Thank God for the Horns.

Hook'em 

[Firemans4Horn 18119]

Just now, Augustus said:

The owners can take a vote and instruct an owner to sell his team, can't they?

Not that the owners would do anything that would help Dallas.

he’d just bequeath it to his slow kids. 

[Augustus 3061]

You get paid to play QB in the NFL.

You're not under any pressure at all.

And you throw the ball 10 yards out of bounds

[Nicole44 22073]

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Sad Tom Brady still incredibly good.

Dude is a machine. I don’t know why other QBs don’t work with Tom House or do all those arm stretching band things. It clearly works. Dallas is fucked.

Edited September 12, 2022 by Nicole44

[Richard Kimball 1496]

3 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

I'm just happy we're getting such big time contribution in this game from Matt Waletsko, the guy taken with the Cooper 5th round pick. 

They gave up Cooper and got this guy?

[Horn80 6131]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Dude is a machine. I don’t know why other WBs don’t work with Tom House or do all those arm stretching band things. It clearly works. Dallas is fucked.

Yep, Dallas is sooooo fucked.

[Uncle Nate 2097]

As long as Jerry and Son are in charge, nothing will change. Jerry rather fail in charge than succeed with someone else calling the shots. 

[Firemans4Horn 18119]

 

 

[Billy Pilgrim 1985]

I think Dak is overrated and overpaid. But I do think a lot of the starting QB’s have looked like shit this week because none of them play in the preseason. Dak needs as much work as he can get

[Hate 20140]

Cooper isn’t the problem. It’s Jerry Jones. He is the problem. It really is that simple. Until JJ is 6 feet under and his family is forced to sell the team, this franchise will always suck. It’s as simple as that. Anyone that goes to a game or puts money directly into JJ’s pocket is complicit in this suckage.

[Nicole44 22073]

I can’t be mad at the defense. They held TB and Tom to 19 points…so far. I mean shit. The offense scored three fucking points. 

[Augustus 3061]

Amazing how we keep finding ways to fuck up all the way to the end of the game.

[Firemans4Horn 18119]

CD lamb with 2 catches on 11 targets. 
 

[Augustus 3061]

4th down.

I'll very quickly hit the check down 15 yards short of the LOS

[Patrick Bateman 3923]

10 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Will Grier should have been tabbed as the backup QB based on preseason imo, but I guess our talent evaluators saw differently

Who cares..... he sucks too.  Maybe in time he can be a decent backup but that's not this year.  Ultimately, how he breaks down tape and give good reps to the defense in practice is going to dictate his career.  If Dak is out a long time 8 week, say.  Let's just lose...... Don't fucking trade for Nick Foles or Jimmy G or one of those guys for a team that doesn't have "it".

 

[Nicole44 22073]

Zeke sucks now. He sucks. His body language sucks. I hope he blows all his money and winds up in the MMA.

[Horn80 6131]

Pathetic Cowboys

[Augustus 3061]

Well that was fun, guys.

Can't believe I looked forward to this all day.

Have a great week, fellow masochists. 

[Hate 20140]

Good luck Cowboys fans. I’m turning to the dark side and will actively cheer against the Cowboys for the rest of my life. Fuck you Jerry. I hope your helicopter crashes, your boat sinks, or your house spontaneously explodes.

[Hermanator 7142]

3 minutes ago, Hate said:

Cooper isn’t the problem. It’s Jerry Jones. He is the problem. It really is that simple. Until JJ is 6 feet under and his family is forced to sell the team, this franchise will always suck. It’s as simple as that. Anyone that goes to a game or puts money directly into JJ’s pocket is complicit in this suckage.

Who can let Al Qaeda know the next time and location of the Jones family Yacht trip?

[Nicole44 22073]

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Who cares..... he sucks too.  Maybe in time he can be a decent backup but that's not this year.  Ultimately, how he breaks down tape and give good reps to the defense in practice is going to dictate his career.  If Dak is out a long time 8 week, say.  Let's just lose...... Don't fucking trade for Nick Foles or Jimmy G or one of those guys for a team that doesn't have "it".

 

Let’s just rank but make it look like we are trying. Hide Parsons and Diggs helmets every game. So they won’t blow their talent this year.

[taybo20 2878]

I’m not even upset. I’m completely apathetic to the cowboys at this point. They suck. The team sucks. Management sucks. HC sucks. And most of all Jerry sucks. 
 

the team needs to build from the OL out. You don’t need zeke, what you need is a OL that anybody can run behind. 

[BigSwingingD 719]

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I can’t be mad at the defense. They held TB and Tom to 19 points…so far. I mean shit. The offense scored three fucking points. 

Agree. 3 fucking points. 3.

 

[RamjetFDO 10577]

Well... at least my Sundays will be free now.

[tokamak 6435]

3 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I think Dak is overrated and overpaid. But I do think a lot of the starting QB’s have looked like shit this week because none of them play in the preseason. Dak needs as much work as he can get

TBH I'm kind of cooling on Dak but let's be honest about his supporting cast right now. They have exactly 1 healthy NFL-caliber WR. The OL is shit. There's 1 pass catching TE who's fine but not exactly terrifying anybody.

[Wally Pryor 5262]

Bunch of saps on this thread who don't realize who really won tonight.

Blue Carpet presented by Blockchain.com. Take that, NFL.

 

[LonghornSean 4021]