Pinocchio

[Baboontyme 2839]

My God it's terrifying. Who directed this shit, Stephen King? It's quite good. I need to look into the back story of the original novel this was based on. I can only assume LSD was involved. Pleasure Island does not disappoint. It's like a cross between Small World, Main Street USA and Mr. Phlegm's nightmares. 

[futureman 22565]

you’re talking about the new disney pinocchio with tom hanks?

[Baboontyme 2839]

Yes. Extremely messed up but again, this story has always been extremely messed up. I still don't understand why Gepetto brings a goldfish bowl with him everywhere he goes.

[Underdog 28873]

The porn parody years ago wasn't all that good either.

[Biff Tannen 45769]

15 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

Yes. Extremely messed up but again, this story has always been extremely messed up. I still don't understand why Gepetto brings a goldfish bowl with him everywhere he goes.

[MeerkatBong 115]

I read the original book/story, thinking it was the Disney story from my youth, with my kids at bedtime and it was horrifying. At one point the wooden naughty horribly behaved boy gets his legs burned off in the fireplace.

[RPM 26430]

Most of the old fairy tales are dark as shit. They didn't become cute until animation.

[Gene Parmesan 4023]

I watched the live action remake with my daughter on Disney+.  We both agreed it sucked, but neither of us really like the animated Disney version either. I had to tell her that the revenue generated from selling donkeys would in no way be able to fund such an elaborate amusement park.  It's just not a fiscally sound business plan.

[Parliament 14374]

You are an awesome dad.