Words & Phrases that make you chuckle every time

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

snek

allsome

CJKFH

[Kennythetiger 9465]

Your mom makes me chuckle.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8822]

That's what she said

['stache 21873]

show bobs and vagene plz

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Slowly but surely. ("Slowly butt Shirley is none of the above!")

[Steamboat1874 4085]

Lulz

[Grandioso 2592]

Shitgibbon

Morphodite

Troglodyte

Mongoloid

saying that someone can't stop "stepping on their dick"

[Buck Strickland 380]

They are fucked up like a soup sandwich.

Watching them work is like watching a monkey fuck a football.

The world does need ditch diggers.

[RexWilson 1348]

Butthole.

3 different examples

When people are too scared to say asshole: "That guy is a butthole."

When my 6yo uses it literally: "Look, you can see that dog's butthole!"

Sexually: I'd eat (whatever food item) out of her butthole.

[TexTexTex 104]

"RC didn't offer"

"Fuck you Bret Bielima, you fat fucking retard"

[Buffsoldier 1895]

"Woke up in the mornin' and took a whole bottle of dumbass pills."

"Harder than woodpecker lips."

"Looks like a can of smashed assholes."

[Buffsoldier 1895]

"Gonna make like a hippie and roll this joint."

 

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

4 hours ago, RexWilson said:

Butthole.

 

 

Reps to anyone who gets the reference. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21104]

Tombot 

[TwiceHorn 31538]

Queer as Dick's hatband.

[Stella Link 534]

OU Sucks.

[El Diablo 4232]

Radical Larry. 

[Hugh G. Rection 156]

Chucklefuck

 

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

Not sure if he's still here, but on shaggy bevo/texas, the poster referred to as "Numbers" who had some random numbers as his user name.  Every time he was called "numbers" I laughed my ass off.

[Sawbonz 27589]

Uranus

[krutov 18]

mind-bottling

 

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

Good one

"Rocket surgery" gets me every time.

[tfoolry 8238]

Boner

[tfoolry 8238]

Queef

[AnTiM 1670]

nuttier than squirrel shit

[TexArcher 38070]

Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock.

[ROFL BOX 6649]

"Gig 'em!"

[Jkwellborn 6746]

Wait till next year.

['stache 21873]

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

[Upgrayedd 5821]

Hotter than a whore on nickel night.

Off like a prom dress.

I'll be ready in five minutes.

[bolverk 29725]

www.clownpenis.fart

onomonopia

 

[PhillyD 1257]

Salat!

[tchookem 3916]

Duty.

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[bolverk 29725]

finominle

[Superhero 8845]

14 hours ago, ernest_t_bass said:

Not sure if he's still here, but on shaggy bevo/texas, the poster referred to as "Numbers" who had some random numbers as his user name.  Every time he was called "numbers" I laughed my ass off.

Whatever happened to him? Hope that douche nozzle was IP banned from here. 

[Buffsoldier 1895]

Fucked up like a football bat.

[Txslnghrns 1354]

“Is that your face or did your pants fall down?”


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[Art Vandelay 1712]

fuck knuckle

fuck stick

[BurntOrangeCrush 1025]

Tea bag

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Poppycock.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

On really any word that had a curse word built in.   Like you can say pussycat freely but not pussy.

Or shitake, or shitzu

[Dolemite 143]

Chicken shit and cornbread. 

[deadshank 24653]

Like my dad said when my ma  would go to the beauty parlor: good luck to ya. 

Edited June 10, 2018 by deadshank

[deadshank 24653]

When I was young and did something stupid:  Son, dammit.  I buy you books for school and a mule to get to school on. What do you do?  Stand on the books and screw the mule. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Just now, deadshank said:

When I was young and did something stupid:  Son, dammit.  I buy you books for school and a mule to get to school on. What do you do?  Stand on the books and screw the mule. 

Jimbo Baggins? That you?

[Trey3216 15357]

Negged/nuked/bombed/blown/xxxxx to Bolivia. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

Negged/nuked/bombed/blown/xxxxx to Bolivia. 

Downvoted to Detroit.

[Bill Brasky 1461]

Slicker than owl shit

Wilder than a shit house rat 

Busier than nine cats taking a shit and trying to cover it up 

Finer than a frogs hair split five ways 

Hotter than a half fucked fox in a forest fire 

[BearMace 2206]

Cunt punt.

[Equinox 95]

He's so unlucky, it could be raining pussy and he'd trip and fall into a puddle full of dicks.