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Butthole.

3 different examples

When people are too scared to say asshole: "That guy is a butthole."

When my 6yo uses it literally: "Look, you can see that dog's butthole!"

Sexually: I'd eat (whatever food item) out of her butthole.

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Not sure if he's still here, but on shaggy bevo/texas, the poster referred to as "Numbers" who had some random numbers as his user name.  Every time he was called "numbers" I laughed my ass off.

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14 hours ago, ernest_t_bass said:

Not sure if he's still here, but on shaggy bevo/texas, the poster referred to as "Numbers" who had some random numbers as his user name.  Every time he was called "numbers" I laughed my ass off.

Whatever happened to him? Hope that douche nozzle was IP banned from here. 

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When I was young and did something stupid:  Son, dammit.  I buy you books for school and a mule to get to school on. What do you do?  Stand on the books and screw the mule. 

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Just now, deadshank said:

When I was young and did something stupid:  Son, dammit.  I buy you books for school and a mule to get to school on. What do you do?  Stand on the books and screw the mule. 

Jimbo Baggins? That you?

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Slicker than owl shit

Wilder than a shit house rat 

Busier than nine cats taking a shit and trying to cover it up 

Finer than a frogs hair split five ways 

Hotter than a half fucked fox in a forest fire 

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