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On ‎6‎/‎18‎/‎2018 at 7:22 AM, luke duke said:

10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound sack

I used the phrase last week to describe a large woman in yoga pants.

That's a 10 ton Bahama mama in a 5 ton bikini.

Grinnin' like a mule eatin' corn.

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On 6/13/2018 at 9:03 AM, Mileslong said:

It’s so hot I saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog down the street...

 

It’s so hot I saw a chicken pulling a worm out of the ground and it was using potholders...

It's so hot a frog come up on the front porch and got a drink out of my iced tea.

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When someone would say “fuckin a” I had a friend that would respond “shittin’ b.”

Also when someone would say “he just shit the bed” he’d respond “and wiped with the sheets.”

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1 hour ago, 'stache said:

When someone would say “fuckin a” I had a friend that would respond “shittin’ b.”

Also when someone would say “he just shit the bed” he’d respond “and wiped with the sheets.”

Every time someone says "Fuckin A", I think of this guy:

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And I chuckle. 

Then I think of Dirt Bike, and my day becomes brighter. 

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On 6/20/2018 at 8:33 AM, 'stache said:

When someone would say “fuckin a” I had a friend that would respond “shittin’ b.”

Also when someone would say “he just shit the bed” he’d respond “and wiped with the sheets.”

Friend in high school  - "fuck an o, its easier."

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