Words & Phrases that make you chuckle every time

[El Diablo 4232]

On ‎6‎/‎18‎/‎2018 at 7:22 AM, luke duke said:

10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound sack

I used the phrase last week to describe a large woman in yoga pants.

That's a 10 ton Bahama mama in a 5 ton bikini.

Grinnin' like a mule eatin' corn.

[El Diablo 4232]

double post!

Edited June 19, 2018 by El Diablo
doh!

[lateshow 1304]

Chucklefuck. Has anyone said chucklefuck yet?

[Jkwellborn 6688]

Kelly can be a guys name too.

[NastyDreams 11]

On 6/13/2018 at 9:03 AM, Mileslong said:

It’s so hot I saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog down the street...

 

It’s so hot I saw a chicken pulling a worm out of the ground and it was using potholders...

It's so hot a frog come up on the front porch and got a drink out of my iced tea.

[Shoxthemonkey 1977]

I be go to hell.

Shinin' like a diamond in a goat's ass.

 

['stache 21795]

When someone would say “fuckin a” I had a friend that would respond “shittin’ b.”

Also when someone would say “he just shit the bed” he’d respond “and wiped with the sheets.”

['stache 21795]

Weiner

This place is near my office. I chuckle every time.

[lateshow 1304]

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

When someone would say “fuckin a” I had a friend that would respond “shittin’ b.”

Also when someone would say “he just shit the bed” he’d respond “and wiped with the sheets.”

Every time someone says "Fuckin A", I think of this guy:

 

And I chuckle. 

Then I think of Dirt Bike, and my day becomes brighter. 

Edited June 20, 2018 by lateshow

[msucolt45 4055]

Hate on Uncle Geronimo - he has a car.


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[Landomatic 3813]

tailored jersey

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

naoch.  Just read the nachos thread, and every single time i come across naoch, I giggle

[Jkwellborn 6688]

Acquire nachos is good too. Herp derp

[Jerry Callo 8698]

On 6/20/2018 at 8:33 AM, 'stache said:

When someone would say “fuckin a” I had a friend that would respond “shittin’ b.”

Also when someone would say “he just shit the bed” he’d respond “and wiped with the sheets.”

Friend in high school  - "fuck an o, its easier."

[El Diablo 4232]

Not even sure I've ever seen the word used outside of a Mark Twain book but "fantods" gets me.

[Prepuce of Doom 21053]

5 hours ago, El Diablo said:

Not even sure I've ever seen the word used outside of a Mark Twain book but "fantods" gets me.

It's also used in Infinite Jest. 

[llanoflash 151]

you couldn’t tear up my baby pictures. 

 

[Yarbr 123]

On 6/21/2018 at 11:27 AM, Jerry Callo said:

Friend in high school  - "fuck an o, its easier."

Fuck a B, it has more holes.

[AM Wood 335]

Fuck a lower case b. It’s tighter.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

SEC ready. Sounds like a paraplegic's vibrator, "no assembly required".

[UTCzech III 2907]

On 6/8/2018 at 7:15 PM, ernest_t_bass said:

 

Reps to anyone who gets the reference. 

Butt, butt, hole, - butt, butt, butthole

[UTCzech III 2907]

Shoe 

megaphone

grunties

Wankle rotary engine

[RPM 26316]

Calf rope

[clapclapclap 9000]

https://www.google.com/maps/place/ClitHeroe,+UK/@53.8753313,-2.4104116,14z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x487b77e50d2a93bb:0x7294a3f0312a973!8m2!3d53.871098!4d-2.393083

Edited July 5, 2018 by clapclapclap

[Beau Vine 54207]

On 6/10/2018 at 3:53 PM, Equinox said:

He's so unlucky, it could be raining pussy and he'd trip and fall into a puddle full of dicks.

[TwiceHorn 31438]

Monstrous grumpy

[SHOOTER12 8800]

You'd fuck up a wet dream

What you don't fuck up you shit on.

[tfoolry 8201]

Tingly

[Oddjob6 0]

I know what you are...but what am I

[Underdog 28560]

Numbnuts

[Grandioso 2592]

fuckery

['stache 21795]

Would wood

[Shoxthemonkey 1977]

Harder than picking fly shit outta pepper