Semi Crashes, spills a Load of Dildos and Lube in Oklahoma City

[Horn of Gabriel 1864]

Sources cannot confirm or deny Bob Stoops at the scene of the crash.

[EuroHorn 3276]

Well life is a highway and now you can ride it all night long 

[SquishMitten 10462]

Ironically, nobody is getting off at that exit

[Homercles 10206]

Having spent four years only an hour away from OKC, that is definitely an improvement.  

[Bobby_Batronic 1994]

Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo(s).

Edited September 16, 2022 by Bobby_Batronic

[Your Mom 4870]

Anybody got Bob Stoops private jet on flight aware yet?

[Radical Larry 28673]

[Nivek 17036]

And in other news, Bob Stoops was seen picking up roadside litter in OKC today.  Sources say his love for the state of Oklahoma has no limits, and that he was panting and frothing at the mouth while helping clean up and setting a pace that Teddy Lehman couldn't manage.

[Nivek 17036]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

all these years later and I still laugh out loud at this.  

[crash_davis 23158]

[Js1 85754]

[Pescado_Rojo 19453]

I don't know what caused the wreck, but someone definitely got rear-ended. 

[jeevsie 3740]

Which one ya want, coach?  How big?

[HRSchenker 2288]

42 minutes ago, Nivek said:

all these years later and I still laugh out loud at this.  

It's always the green hat guy at the end that starts the giggles

[Celery Man 21026]

only about 20 miles from their final destination that's a fuckin bummer man

[smuggs 9354]

[HornOnTheBayou 8967]

1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

Ironically, nobody is getting off at that exit

I am sitting on the shitter at work, reading this thread, and this post made me laugh way too loud. Thankfully, no one else is in here to hear me. 

[Blotto 23701]

11 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

It's always the green hat guy at the end that starts the giggles

this is the one that always gets me

[Viper 12156]

Alexa, is my package delayed?

Yes Bob your package is delayed. 

[Underdog 28870]

 

[Degenerate Gardner 4104]

Sex toys are a capital crime in OK unlike, say, meth or fucking your sister. Someone’s going to the hole.

[Bevo&Pevo 5388]

Guessing that was after game party supplies for Nebraska game tomorrow.

[Gatorubet 30405]

6 hours ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

Sources cannot confirm or deny Bob Stoops at the scene of the crash.

User name may check out.  Not sure of dildo brand names. 

[DaggerHorns 3105]

A lotta sore throats in Oklahoma this week.

[Superhero 8891]

6 hours ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo(s).

What movie is this from?

[Horn of Gabriel 1864]

12 minutes ago, Superhero said:

What movie is this from?

 

[Pods 7594]

Dear Oklahoma,

Take a few deep breaths and you'll get through this. 

[Bobby_Batronic 1994]

2 hours ago, Superhero said:

What movie is this from?

I’m not supposed to break that rule. 

[smoky 842]

Ass fault

[Deej 77173]

[Cornpop 230]

11 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

Ironically, nobody is getting off at that exit

On the contrary, someone lost their load