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Oh God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great dispair. Yea, admit this good and decent woman into thine arms in the flock in thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he laid its down by the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give her... give her a break.

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“Rusty! Listen to your mother. I was speeding. I was driving like a maniac. We can all be grateful for this man for stopping us. You see kids... “

“Here's the leash, sir. I'm going back to get the rest of the carcass off the road.”

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Y'know what I think??? I think you're all fucked in the head! We're ten hours from the fuckin' fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation...it's a quest. It's a quest for fun! I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun! We're all gonna have so much fuckin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah out of your assholes!!! HAHAHA!!! I gotta be crazy; I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Holy shit!!!

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Rusty: Is that a real gun, Mom?

Ellen: I don't know, Rusty, but when this is all over, your father... may be going away for a little while.

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Okay, now, uh, you see -- you see which way you're pointing, right?  Yeah, okay, that's good 'cause you see that place? You see where it say "rib tips"?

Rib tips. yeah. mm-hmm.

Yeah, well, fuck that. don't go that way. Now you're gonna go all the way down about half a block and you'll see a Torino with no wheels on it. Now, inside that Torino is my cousin Jackie. Now, you tell him you my boy and that you lost, and he'll make sure you get to where you going 'cause you don't want to know from me, man. This ain't even my neighborhood. I'm from the west side of Chicago, here on vacation.

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Audrey, you remember what you said when I asked you where you wanted to go for vacation?  

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Shit, I screwed that up.  One of 'em said "Hawaii, Dad?" and Clark said, "Shut up, (name)!" and then asked the other kid and they said "Wally World, Dad?"  

Been awhile since I've seen that movie actually.  

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