Do you have Asteroids?

[pokeNbeans 203]

 

No, but my dad does.
He can't even sit on the toilet
some days.

[dcbc 14484]

Sorry, folks.  Park's closed.  The moose out front should've told you.

[pokeNbeans 203]

Vicki, can I help you with that kool-aid?
Please?

[bschoolprof 6254]

Don’t know why they call it hamburger helper. 

[Red Five 40859]

You know what I think? I think you're all fucked in the head.

[South Austin 52508]

Oh God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great dispair. Yea, admit this good and decent woman into thine arms in the flock in thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he laid its down by the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give her... give her a break.

[Hate 20108]

That’s nothing to be proud of Russ.


50 yards!

[Sawbonz 27562]

Excuse me, homes?

[Incredulity 11674]

Fuck yo mama!

[Surly Bevo 24908]

You didn't order the Metallic Pea?

[BlueGreySky 1006]

Roll ‘em up.

[Radical Larry 28620]

We're from out of town. 

No shit.

[DCA_HORN 725]

She took your order?

[Macanudo 12979]

This is crazy!  This is crazy! This is crazy!   

[RoundRobin 828]

D'you ever bop your bologna?:

[Knoxtnhorn 5976]

Clark.  I'll bet you could use a cold one.

About $50,000.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
So, everybody does that.
Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.

[South Austin 52508]

“Rusty! Listen to your mother. I was speeding. I was driving like a maniac. We can all be grateful for this man for stopping us. You see kids... “

“Here's the leash, sir. I'm going back to get the rest of the carcass off the road.”

[pokeNbeans 203]

Personally, I'd rather see a pile of mud than eddie.

[ScottishHorn 172]

Or perhaps you don't want to see the second largest ball of twine on earth which is only 4 short hours away...

[RamjetFDO 10575]

Reeeeeeal tomato ketchup Eddie?

[pokeNbeans 203]

$5

[Rabidhorn 121]

Nice talk Russ.

[Red Five 40859]

You understand don’t you Russ?
Yeah Dad. You think mom will buy it?
Goodnight Russ.

[Sawbonz 27562]

You think you hate it now, wait til you drive it

[PencilPusher 454]

Y'know what I think??? I think you're all fucked in the head! We're ten hours from the fuckin' fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation...it's a quest. It's a quest for fun! I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun! We're all gonna have so much fuckin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah out of your assholes!!! HAHAHA!!! I gotta be crazy; I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Holy shit!!!

[smuggs 9353]

Excuse me, holmes?

[gecko 1104]

Rusty: Is that a real gun, Mom?

Ellen: I don't know, Rusty, but when this is all over, your father... may be going away for a little while.

[Al Czervik 1229]

Ellen: Sparky, Wild animal

Clark: I know, I'm going to go for it honey.

[PencilPusher 454]

Okay, now, uh, you see -- you see which way you're pointing, right?  Yeah, okay, that's good 'cause you see that place? You see where it say "rib tips"?

Rib tips. yeah. mm-hmm.

Yeah, well, fuck that. don't go that way. Now you're gonna go all the way down about half a block and you'll see a Torino with no wheels on it. Now, inside that Torino is my cousin Jackie. Now, you tell him you my boy and that you lost, and he'll make sure you get to where you going 'cause you don't want to know from me, man. This ain't even my neighborhood. I'm from the west side of Chicago, here on vacation.

Edited June 11, 2018 by PencilPusher
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[pokeNbeans 203]

On 6/9/2018 at 1:50 PM, Liquor and Poker said:

I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
So, everybody does that.
Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.

[pokeNbeans 203]

On 6/10/2018 at 10:52 AM, RamjetFDO said:

Reeeeeeal tomato ketchup Eddie?

Nothing but the best!

[Guest Lobo]

Audrey, you remember what you said when I asked you where you wanted to go for vacation?  

[BlueGreySky 1006]

Wally World, Dad?

[Guest Lobo]

Shit, I screwed that up.  One of 'em said "Hawaii, Dad?" and Clark said, "Shut up, (name)!" and then asked the other kid and they said "Wally World, Dad?"  

Been awhile since I've seen that movie actually.  

[bschoolprof 6254]

They had to replace my metal plate with a plastic one. Every time Catherine would rev up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.

[TXLNGHRN10 341]

You see that sign that says rib tips? nah fuck that you don't want to go that way

[TXLNGHRN10 341]

You ever bop your bologna?


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