Game Thread Roadkill vs trampling longhorns LHN 7 PM

[THUJONE 4550]

ROJO is feeling it. 

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Feed. RoJo

[millhouse 2616]

Ride rojo all the way this game. He's feeling it

[LTtxfan 49332]

FUCKIN' ROJO !!!! 🤘

[WBT 20653]

Why do we have to play 10 on 11 with Rojo cat?  Would have been nice to have a blocker out on the edge instead of Card watching.

[Nicole44 22072]

Captain ROJO! He’s getting it done! 

[Loop 1604 227]

I heart Rojo!!!

[OU Sucks 8907]

Roschon for Heisman

[Dilligas 666]

2 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

So if Sark has a loss at home to Kansas and UTSA… Do we pull the plug

Damn I hope so!

[Celery Man 20996]

Get roschon a statue 

[atomheartbevo 89778]

3 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

LHN cameraman sucking with focus tonight 

Same with our coaches.

[HornsOverIthaca 2335]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

If one of y’all kill Galindo I won’t vote to convict. 

I’ll help with jail release 

[TXRed 3291]

Rojo!!!

[Bigbend1812 12927]

All homo for Rojo!

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2046]

Rojo needs to bounce that every time 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

do the heavy jumbo double tight end with a big mofo blocking 

[Bevo Num1 1021]

The rocat isn't going to work if he doesn't throw occasionally.

[Valmy77 13270]

If the defense and special teams can stop tripping over their dicks, we can score on these dudes.

3 drives. Two TDs.

[Wishbone 4776]

Bijan is playing hurt this week for all you fucksticks that keep yapping about him. He’s trying to help out, but he’s not going to hammer his fucking hurt shoulder.

[TXRed 3291]

Let’s not call the same play twice in a row!

[AUS-97HORN 11814]

we needed that.

 

but we need a fucking STOP this next drive even more

[Surly Bevo 25139]

Ain't no thing

[Pam Cummings 9654]

This defense had better figure it the fuck out.

[WBT 20653]

Bijan looked better there.  Decisive run.

[elfenix 34331]

touchdown texas

[MillerEP 30494]

Touchdown bijan!

[Valmy77 13270]

Just now, Wishbone said:

Bijan is playing hurt this week for all you fucksticks that keep yapping about him. He’s trying to help out, but he’s not going to hammer his fucking hurt shoulder.

Looked nice on that TD

[chainsaw 9873]

Time to out-talent them.

[Nicole44 22072]

Whoo hoo! Running back tandem! 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10353]

Nice edge blocks

[THUJONE 4550]

Okay. Offense is awake. I'm not worried about them. Defense needs to get their dicks hard. 

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Good job offense. Now we desperately need a 3 and out from the defense

[TexArcher 38029]

There we go!!

Give him some blocking, god damn.

[MIkeHoncho 1931]

stand the fuck up defense!!!

[David Dennison 18945]

3 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

So if Sark has a loss at home to Kansas and UTSA… Do we pull the plug

No.

[futureman 22532]

Just now, Wishbone said:

Bijan is playing hurt this week for all you fucksticks that keep yapping about him. He’s trying to help out, but he’s not going to hammer his fucking hurt shoulder.

when did he hurt himself?

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2046]

Good work Bijan

[HateYouAndMyself 828]

Thank god this coaching staff is known for its excellent second half defensive adjustments!

[Dahobbs 17655]

Good. Now the defense needs to do something it hasn't done yet. Stop UTSA. Maybe pretend it is Bama. I don't know. 

[cabowabo 4513]

Acho is annoying as fuck. 

[ztejas 43528]

Alright need a stop now. 

Can't believe that stupid fucking onside kick and WTF TD. 

[LTtxfan 49332]

FUCK YEAH BIJAN !!!! 🤘

TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WBT 20653]

If the defense can get off the field we'll go into half with the lead.

[Duane Moore 5248]

Nice drive, way to finish it off. 

[sidis 9832]

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

he doesn’t know anything about football. 

He is literally the source of the dumbest fucking football takes I have ever read. It’s incredible. 

Really wish there was a single player on the defense had half the fucking heart, motor, and desire as Roschon. 

[TXRed 3291]

Now the defense needs to step the fuck up. 

[jimmyjazz 46097]

Man, Bijan and RoJo are a helluva 1-2 punch.  Shades of Pony Express.  Keep throwing the swing passes and this game will turn.

[fatheryeet 1543]

Lowell didn't give a fuck about the hurdle or the TD

[Dilligas 666]

Just now, Wishbone said:

Bijan is playing hurt this week for all you fucksticks that keep yapping about him. He’s trying to help out, but he’s not going to hammer his fucking hurt shoulder.

WELL WTF ARE THEY PLAYING HIM!? 

[Dahobbs 17655]

Just now, WBT said:

If the defense can get off the field we'll go into half with the lead.

That's a big if.