Game Thread Roadkill vs trampling longhorns LHN 7 PM

[THUJONE 4550]

ROJO is feeling it. 

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Feed. RoJo

[millhouse 2733]

Ride rojo all the way this game. He's feeling it

[LTtxfan 50035]

FUCKIN' ROJO !!!! 🤘

[WBT 20997]

Why do we have to play 10 on 11 with Rojo cat?  Would have been nice to have a blocker out on the edge instead of Card watching.

[Nicole44 22326]

Captain ROJO! He’s getting it done! 

[Loop 1604 227]

I heart Rojo!!!

[OU Sucks 9405]

Roschon for Heisman

[Dilligas 690]

2 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

So if Sark has a loss at home to Kansas and UTSA… Do we pull the plug

Damn I hope so!

[Celery Man 21103]

Get roschon a statue 

[atomheartbevo 90673]

3 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

LHN cameraman sucking with focus tonight 

Same with our coaches.

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

If one of y’all kill Galindo I won’t vote to convict. 

I’ll help with jail release 

[TXRed 3585]

Rojo!!!

[Bigbend1812 13062]

All homo for Rojo!

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2115]

Rojo needs to bounce that every time 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

do the heavy jumbo double tight end with a big mofo blocking 

[Bevo Num1 1068]

The rocat isn't going to work if he doesn't throw occasionally.

[Valmy77 13626]

If the defense and special teams can stop tripping over their dicks, we can score on these dudes.

3 drives. Two TDs.

[Wishbone 4958]

Bijan is playing hurt this week for all you fucksticks that keep yapping about him. He’s trying to help out, but he’s not going to hammer his fucking hurt shoulder.

[TXRed 3585]

Let’s not call the same play twice in a row!

[AUS-97HORN 12057]

we needed that.

 

but we need a fucking STOP this next drive even more

[Surly Bevo 25778]

Ain't no thing

[Pam Cummings 9885]

This defense had better figure it the fuck out.

[WBT 20997]

Bijan looked better there.  Decisive run.

[elfenix 34777]

touchdown texas

[MillerEP 30907]

Touchdown bijan!

[Valmy77 13626]

Just now, Wishbone said:

Bijan is playing hurt this week for all you fucksticks that keep yapping about him. He’s trying to help out, but he’s not going to hammer his fucking hurt shoulder.

Looked nice on that TD

[chainsaw 10308]

Time to out-talent them.

[Nicole44 22326]

Whoo hoo! Running back tandem! 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10811]

Nice edge blocks

[THUJONE 4550]

Okay. Offense is awake. I'm not worried about them. Defense needs to get their dicks hard. 

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Good job offense. Now we desperately need a 3 and out from the defense

[TexArcher 39077]

There we go!!

Give him some blocking, god damn.

[MIkeHoncho 2098]

stand the fuck up defense!!!

[David Dennison 19569]

3 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

So if Sark has a loss at home to Kansas and UTSA… Do we pull the plug

No.

[futureman 22719]

Just now, Wishbone said:

Bijan is playing hurt this week for all you fucksticks that keep yapping about him. He’s trying to help out, but he’s not going to hammer his fucking hurt shoulder.

when did he hurt himself?

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2115]

Good work Bijan

[HateYouAndMyself 828]

Thank god this coaching staff is known for its excellent second half defensive adjustments!

[Dahobbs 18397]

Good. Now the defense needs to do something it hasn't done yet. Stop UTSA. Maybe pretend it is Bama. I don't know. 

[cabowabo 4692]

Acho is annoying as fuck. 

[ztejas 44283]

Alright need a stop now. 

Can't believe that stupid fucking onside kick and WTF TD. 

[LTtxfan 50035]

FUCK YEAH BIJAN !!!! 🤘

TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WBT 20997]

If the defense can get off the field we'll go into half with the lead.

[Duane Moore 5773]

Nice drive, way to finish it off. 

[sidis 10019]

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

he doesn’t know anything about football. 

He is literally the source of the dumbest fucking football takes I have ever read. It’s incredible. 

Really wish there was a single player on the defense had half the fucking heart, motor, and desire as Roschon. 

[TXRed 3585]

Now the defense needs to step the fuck up. 

[jimmyjazz 47314]

Man, Bijan and RoJo are a helluva 1-2 punch.  Shades of Pony Express.  Keep throwing the swing passes and this game will turn.

[fatheryeet 1554]

Lowell didn't give a fuck about the hurdle or the TD

[Dilligas 690]

Just now, Wishbone said:

Bijan is playing hurt this week for all you fucksticks that keep yapping about him. He’s trying to help out, but he’s not going to hammer his fucking hurt shoulder.

WELL WTF ARE THEY PLAYING HIM!? 

[Dahobbs 18397]

Just now, WBT said:

If the defense can get off the field we'll go into half with the lead.

That's a big if.