Game Thread Roadkill vs trampling longhorns LHN 7 PM

[Wishbone 4731]

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Active stream? Just left the bar. 

You may be making a mistake.

[Hook1997 5269]

Can we give Wright a series atleast??  Might be a improvement over Card. 

[Burt Macklin 18988]

2 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

My eyes have monkey pox after watching that half of football

My eyes are nothing compared to my ears having to listen to Lowell and Acho that half. I honestly can’t think of a worse possible pairing than those two dumbfucks. 

[TXRed 3184]

I don’t understand why the DBs have gone back to giving such huge cushions to these receivers. 

[MillerEP 30339]

Utsa has an automatic win by putting the Alamo on their helms, but put some stupid numbers there instead

[DoubleQuarterPounder 230]

Just now, Hook1997 said:

Can we give Wright a series atleast??  Might be a improvement over Card. 

It won’t be. Wish Roschon was a threat to at least make the short passes

[Thatguy 8478]

11 minutes ago, millhouse said:

Hold the ball that long, bound to be holding on the line 

go outside the tackle box and bound to be holding

[Laxtonto 11926]

They are averaging around 3.2 a rush, even with the big runs by thier QB. The problem is that our corners are still playing with a cushion even though we all know that they want the ball to get out fast.

[Zeus 5943]

30 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

zeus: the stupidest god

God of overreaction to mediocrity

 

[Macanudo 12922]

Galindo has been totally slobbering over UTSA's nob.

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2630]

I’m just happy with a one point win   We need to just survive till Ewers is back 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Just now, Burt Macklin said:

My eyes are nothing compared to my ears having to listen to Lowell and Acho that half. I honestly can’t think of a worse possible pairing than those two dumbfucks. 

how about Acho & Acho? 

[Duane Moore 5236]

5 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

I thought their OL was supposed to suck and our dl would dominate. 

Turns out, it’s the other way around

[pacman 7309]

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

This defense has no answer for that UTSA QB's passing 

Pressing at the line of scrimmage would help imo. They are giving him lots of cushion to make easy pitch and catch completions.

[D3zii 3637]

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

Can we give Wright a series atleast??  Might be an improvement over Card. 

Wish y’all wouId stop saying this!! It’s probably a good reason he’s not in

[Horn80 6074]

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

This defense has no answer for that UTSA QB's passing 

Agree but think Patterson/PK will make needed adjustments.

[bigcigar 1161]

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

They are averaging around 3.2 a rush, even with the big runs by thier QB. The problem is that our corners are still playing with a cushion even though we all know that they want the ball to get out fast.

That’s coached. We saw it all year last year.

[Blotto 23418]

10 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Active stream? Just left the bar. 

this is what im using

 

Spoiler

https://mygoodstream.pw/espn/espn3.php?id=58bc7e45-4602-4758-980e-48614c6188c8&co=au

 

Edited September 18, 2022 by Blotto

[Zeus 5943]

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

Can we give Wright a series atleast??  Might be a improvement over Card. 

Yeah or just go RoJo the rest of the game and run it down their ass and get out with a dub. 

RoJo can throw it if they are going to completely stack the box

[DoubleQuarterPounder 230]

Just now, D3zii said:

Wish y’all wouId stop saying this!! It’s probably a good reason he’s not in

He sucks. It’s embarrassing to our program that’s the backup option right now 

[Jameslaw121 4445]

7 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

I wonder what the deepest pass in the air we completed was? 8 yards would be my guess. 

19

[Pig Bellmont 8679]

Just now, pacman said:

Pressing at the line of scrimmage would help imo. They are giving him lots of cushion to make easy pitch and catch completions.

PK hates man/press. I never see us do it

[Zeus 5943]

1 minute ago, ONE YARD said:

I’m just happy with a one point win   We need to just survive till Ewers is back 

 

 

[TriStone 1724]

3 minutes ago, Basil said:

I was worried Sark had been spending all his time scheming against Alabama to the detriment of the rest of the schedule.

What kind of fucking "scheming" should he need to do against a goddamn G5 team?!?  The problem is that WE are the Alabama for UTSA and they spent all THEIR time scheming against US.

[DaysOff 7821]

Galindo has been totally slobbering over UTSA's nob.

Can't wait for this network to die because of him and only him.

[Redmen62 126]

14 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Card has no business being a QB if we’re being completely honest

I’m beginning to think he may not be the next Aaron Rodgers. 

[TexasRenegade 2391]

Offense has been relatively fine against a jacked up UTSA. 

 

The run defense is doing its job....the pass defense is frustrating.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

1 minute ago, TriStone said:

What kind of fucking "scheming" should he need to do against a goddamn G5 team?!?  The problem is that WE are the Alabama for UTSA and they spent all THEIR time scheming against US.

just as UTSA was Bama for Cougar High. 

[Bevoette 1244]

During halftime I checked on okie st. Damn the have starters in up 62 to 7.    We need to wake the fuck up and kick roadrunner ass 

[closetohumping 17380]

5 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

This defense has no answer for that UTSA QB's passing 

Or his running

[Firemans4Horn 17792]

1 minute ago, Jameslaw121 said:

19

air yards. Not including YAC. the 19 yard play was a 10 foot throw and was a shitty throw that needed Roschon to 1 hand catch it. 

[AUS-97HORN 11654]

8 minutes ago, Loop 1604 said:

Don’t be a bunch of pussies now. 
 

We got this shit. I’m thinking 45-17

 

so you honestly think that Sark- the guy who has a reputation (well deserved) for being unable to do any 2nd half adjustments, and has a losing record if tied or behind at the half, is going to somehow force this defense to actually stand up and stop a QB who is a legit dual threat?

 

you are out of your fucking mind. 

 

we might win.  and we might even win by 2 scores... but we arent blowing this shit out barring us getting 4 turnovers in a row. 

[DoubleQuarterPounder 230]

Boyd, Wells, and Nahlin still believe Card is better than Quinn

[kevwun 15595]

Card is so bad that there's nothing you can do passing wise.  His arm is so bad that anything beyond a dump off to a running back is a total crap shoot. 

[TriStone 1724]

3 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Galindo has been totally slobbering over UTSA's nob.

The only play by play guy shitty enough to make me wish Beth Mowins was on the call.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

4 minutes ago, ONE YARD said:

I’m just happy with a one point win   We need to just survive till Ewers is back 

Turtle, that you?

[Tylerocks 2551]

I've never paid much attention to Galindo, I tune out most announcers anyway, but is he always this excited for the opponents?

He creamed his fucking shorts when they got the onside kick.

 

WTF

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Glazed look in Sark and the teams eyes 

[Steelers Roll Left 1142]

10 minutes ago, Blotto said:

this is what im using

https://mygoodstream.pw/espn/espn3.php?id=58bc7e45-4602-4758-980e-48614c6188c8&co=au

This is what I’m using: 

[boilerhorn 1334]

1 minute ago, Tylerocks said:

I've never paid much attention to Galindo, I tune out most announcers anyway, but is he always this excited for the opponents?

He creamed his fucking shorts when they got the onside kick.

 

WTF

 

https://espnpressroom.com/us/bios/galindo_lowell/

A native of San Antonio, Texas, Galindo was graduated from Emerson College in 2003 with a bachelor’s degree in Broadcast Journalism.

[OU Sucks 8744]

Must be nice getting to come up with a defensive game plan against a QB who can't throw over 7 yards and is suddenly scared to run.

[Laxtonto 11926]

[DoubleQuarterPounder 230]

1 minute ago, Tylerocks said:

I've never paid much attention to Galindo, I tune out most announcers anyway, but is he always this excited for the opponents?

He creamed his fucking shorts when they got the onside kick.

 

WTF

He’s a dickeater to whoever we play every week 

[AUS-97HORN 11654]

Just now, Tylerocks said:

I've never paid much attention to Galindo, I tune out most announcers anyway, but is he always this excited for the opponents?

He creamed his fucking shorts when they got the onside kick.

 

WTF

our best guess is he is trying to put together a broadcast reel showing his ability to be neutral when Texas is playing so that when LHN folds he can find a job somewhere.

 

its got to be the only explanation.   cause hes fucking giddy anytime texas has issues. 

[TXRed 3184]

Watch us try the onside kick right here.  Then again, most of the kick offs this year haven’t gone much further than an onside kick. 

Edited September 18, 2022 by TXRed

[Auto Driller 2504]

extremely important to get a stop on this first series

[TriStone 1724]

1 minute ago, Tylerocks said:

I've never paid much attention to Galindo, I tune out most announcers anyway, but is he always this excited for the opponents?

I honestly think he actually believes he's gonna have a job in this industry after the LHN is gone.  How many other commentators came in and spent a year or two at LHN then moved on to bigger gigs?  Yet here he is all these years later.  Like fucking herpes.

[Both Tacos 1805]

At an out of town basketball clinic for one of my daughters and just got done.
What the fuck is going on with this horse shit?

[ChickenSandwich 9797]

4 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Card is so bad that there's nothing you can do passing wise.  His arm is so bad that anything beyond a dump off to a running back is a total crap shoot. 

Had Bijan wide open for 5 seconds one on one with a db on sideline. Instead scrambles right and throws 4 yrd pass to 8. 
 

when you suck, get the ball to your playmakers as quick as possible. 
 

the deep ball to worthy was an abortion. 
 

UTSA fans fully lubed. Tried to get a pic of the purse taco the pregnant chick next to me just crushed. Think I heard a crunch. Shocked. No way that’s old El Paso. 
 

*and fuck your Conte. Two decades of the same seats then moved to some bullshit. You can fuck right off 

Edited September 18, 2022 by ChickenSandwich

[F250 28659]

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

Mesmerizing.