Game Thread Roadkill vs trampling longhorns LHN 7 PM

[Soliver465 398]

Watching LHN I am rethinking give up LSD opium.

Just now, Soliver465 said:

Watching LHN I am rethinking give up LSD and opium.

[TexArcher 37455]

I will not miss the LHN inspirational pieces that we see 675 times a year.  Yeah, we've got an anechoic chamber and a super duper friendly parking attendant.  We get it.

[Bevoette 1244]

How good is our 3rd sting QB? 

[Colonel Mustard 325]

Card has no command of an offense. He still looks like a WR filling in at QB because all the QBs got hurt

[MonkeyDoughnut 10134]

LHN started early with Sam now Ponder...and left us with Galindo....how far it's fallen

[THUJONE 4550]

Just gonna opine that we desperately need Ewers back next week. 

[Jameslaw121 4445]

6 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

air yards. Not including YAC. the 19 yard play was a 10 foot throw and was a shitty throw that needed Roschon to 1 hand catch it. 

That was for 11 yards. 19 yards to Bijon  near the beginning of that last drive before half time. But I do agree with your sentiment. His best plays have been short passes to the outside.

Edited September 18, 2022 by Jameslaw121

[DoubleQuarterPounder 230]

Just now, Bevoette said:

How good is our 3rd sting QB? 

He’s terrible 

[Thatguy 8478]

2 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Had Bijan wide open for 5 seconds one on one with a db on sideline. Instead scrambles right and throws 4 yrd pass to 8. 
 

when you suck, get the ball to your playmakers as quick as possible. 
 

the deep ball to worthy was an abortion. 
 

UTSA fans fully lubed. Tried to get a pic of the purse taco the pregnant chick next to me just crushed. Think I heard a crunch. Shocked. No way that’s old El Paso. 
 

*and fuck your Conte. Two decades of the same seats then moved to some bullshit. You can fuck right off 

sauced

[AUS-97HORN 11654]

back to back deep kickoffs   holy shit

[Nueces River Rat 5528]

1 minute ago, TriStone said:

I honestly think he actually believes he's gonna have a job in this industry after the LHN is gone.  How many other commentators came in and spent a year or two at LHN then moved on to bigger gigs?  Yet here he is all these years later.  Like fucking herpes.

I hope he becomes a CNN correspondent based in Siberia.   

[D3zii 3637]

Come on defense SET THE TONE!! 

[Steelers Roll Left 1142]

9 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

They should show that on the scoreboard formally known as Godzillatron

[TXRed 3184]

You would think Wright at least has the stronger arm right now. 

Edited September 18, 2022 by TXRed

[TriStone 1724]

Good God!  Give Galindo a box to stand on or something.  That's just embarrassing.

[Surly Bevo 24692]

Let's fuck shit up boys

[OU Sucks 8744]

Never noticed Lowell is under 5 feet tall

[TexArcher 37455]

Just now, OU Sucks said:

Never noticed Lowell is under 5 feet tall

His height is his best attribute.

[Hermanator 6916]

47 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Looks like your preseason read on this team was the correct one 

They're having a hangover first half and playing with a backup QB who is backup QB quality. 

Card isn't a starting level QB. He's a game manager at best who throws a bad ball past 10 yds. 

Get it together and finish off this win then tough out as many wins as needed until Ewers is ready, and then the offense can open back up to what it should be and we can be the explosive team they can be. 

I expect the defense to have a much better 2nd half. 

[THUJONE 4550]

time to spy this bitch. 

[Firemans4Horn 17792]

Jaylon Ford is sloooooooooooooow

[GreenspointTexas 9556]

Spy that motherfucker

[Soliver465 398]

I miss Kaylee!

[Surly Bevo 24692]

Lucky

[Starfleet Command 441]

It’s awesome watching our pass rush run itself out of the play on every passing down against the worst pass blocking OL ever. 

[Modessit 5595]

Watts got lucky

[satyanash 14276]

fucking CONTAIN, Sorrell

[AUS-97HORN 11654]

we got stupid lucky ther. 

 

watts sucks

[TriStone 1724]

2 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

I hope he becomes a CNN correspondent based in Siberia.   

Anything out of sports would be fine by me.

[NaTeWHO 848]

Watts is a liability.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5341]

Watts is so ass

[THUJONE 4550]

Watts got saved there.

[GreenspointTexas 9556]

Ryan watts

 

 

 

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[hookem17 485]

Watts sucks. 

[Nicole44 22023]

Stoops ran all those flag football plays against aggie in his first season at OU. It was funny at the time…but it’s what you gotta do. Raid the transfer portal, grab any decent Juco and call screwy plays.

[Bigbend1812 12877]

Watts is getting smoked

[Valmy77 13092]

Defense not having an easier time so far.

[FloridaHorn 4735]

Our DBs have had their heads up their asses the entire game…..and now a stupid penalty 

[Duane Moore 5236]

Watts is like a child who wandered in during the middle of a movie

[Nueces River Rat 5528]

Dumbass

[DoubleQuarterPounder 230]

Ryan Watts is awful. Texasstrong12 fought so hard to defend him when he transferred in but he’s awful 

[Codaxx 5588]

Sorrell runs past the QB and gives up a first down. Fucking shocker 

[Zeus 5943]

12 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Agree but think Patterson/PK will make needed adjustments.

Maybe Patterson can adjust but PK defenses so far at Texas suck then suck worse (besides bammer)

[sidis 9713]

Ryan Watts…….is a problem. 

[CurlyDumps 4439]

5 minutes ago, Both Tacos said:

At an out of town basketball clinic for one of my daughters and just got done.
What the fuck is going on with this horse shit?

Ryan Watts happened 

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Holy shit Watts sucks 

[Bevo Num1 1004]

We got away with PI there.

[DoubleQuarterPounder 230]

THEY ARE PLAYING BACKUPS AND WALK ONS AT OL WHAT IS THIS SHIT

[AUS-97HORN 11654]

watts with another  PI   not called this time

[GreenspointTexas 9556]

Watts