Game Thread Roadkill vs trampling longhorns LHN 7 PM

[OB3 3636]

Guys, calling a last second timeout trying to get a td is normal. Herman did it down 25 against Baylor 

Edited September 18, 2022 by OB3

[ztejas 44250]

Donta didn't have 2 games with 200 and 3 scores? 

[A-Tex Devil 2500]

Just now, taybo20 said:

“Bijan Johnson” might be the worst I’ve ever heard 

No.  The worst was his attempted cover to suggest he “meant” it as a the Johnson and Robinson law firm. He knew it. 

[Nueces River Rat 5797]

Better than the L.   
 

UTSA balled 

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

That was a pretty intense game ... for three quarters. Super impressed with UTSA, especially Harris. Aside from that one bad throw, he was accurate, made good decisions, and proved surprisingly elusive.

 

[Rimbo 27060]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Card is average as fuck. Glad he got that run in, but fuuuuuuuck. 

he's so basic, if you threw him into a vat of acid, he'd neutralize the pH

[C-Man 27796]

That was a pretty intense game ... for three quarters. Super impressed with UTSA, especially Harris. Aside from that one bad throw, he was accurate, made good decisions, and proved surprisingly elusive.
 

Ok, Lowell

[ztejas 44250]

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

That was a pretty intense game ... for three quarters. Super impressed with UTSA, especially Harris. Aside from that one bad throw, he was accurate, made good decisions, and proved surprisingly elusive.

 

He should have lost a fumble, too. 

But yeah he was the only thing that kept them in it. That and the fucking onside kick shittery.

[pearlandhorn 3343]

6 minutes ago, Aslan24 said:

UTSA recovered an onside kick, ran a trick play for a touchdown to go up 17-7 and then got outscored 34-3.

That's improvement from last season. Hook 'em.

This. We probably lose this game last season or under Herman.

[Hermanator 7677]

1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

They're having a hangover first half and playing with a backup QB who is backup QB quality. 

Card isn't a starting level QB. He's a game manager at best who throws a bad ball past 10 yds. 

Get it together and finish off this win then tough out as many wins as needed until Ewers is ready, and then the offense can open back up to what it should be and we can be the explosive team they can be. 

I expect the defense to have a much better 2nd half. 

Yep

[Hornlover 8947]

Just now, ztejas said:

He should have lost a fumble, too. 

But yeah he was the only thing that kept them in it. That and the fucking onside kick shittery.

Don't discount the refs ability to keep them in the game.

[Js1 87220]

Just now, pearlandhorn said:

This. We probably lose this game last season or under Herman.

100% loss last year. Going down 10 was basically an auto loss 

[ElChupacabra 254]

Please God make that the last game I ever have to listen to Lowell Galindo call for Texas.

[WBT 20990]

6 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I don't know how many more of these LHN-televised games I can take. Even Sam Acho is becoming difficult to listen to because Lowell is rubbing off on him like some kind of perverted frotteur.

frot·teur

/frôˈtər/

 

noun

 

1. a person who obtains sexual gratification by touching or rubbing against the clothed body of another person in a crowd.

    

   TIL

[C-Man 27796]

I don't know how many more of these LHN-televised games I can take. Even Sam Acho is becoming difficult to listen to because Lowell is rubbing off on him like some kind of perverted frotteur.

That was Emmanuel Acho on color tonight

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1603]

1 minute ago, pearlandhorn said:

This. We probably lose this game last season or under Herman.

 

[TexasRenegade 2611]

1. Offense did what it had to do.

2. Defense pulled its head out if it's ass after letting them get the 17 early.

3. The targeting call on Overshown was total crap.

4. Whatever adjustments we made on defense at the half worked.

5. Depth is a beautiful thing 

6. Decent workmanlike effort against a team we were superior to.  Held them to a season low in points.

7. Team showed good hear and leadership not panicking early.

8. These games happen.  We responded correctly.  

9. Jeff Traylor looks alot like Herman on the sideline.

I believe it was James Street who said. " Teams would start a game feeling like they could play with us.  You could see it as the game wore on, it went from they aren't so tough, to this is OK, to oh crap here they come."

[Horn80 6361]

1 minute ago, ElChupacabra said:

Please God make that the last game I ever have to listen to Lowell Galindo call for Texas.

Amen

[LTtxfan 50012]

Damn Texas sucked at running the ball vs Utsa, and the Texas Dline pass rush pressure and containment was just fuckin' horrible...

[Hornlover 8947]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

That was Emmanuel Acho on color tonight

Nope. It was Sam Acho.

[Js1 87220]

Which of y’all was it

 

[UDontKnow 10572]

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

That was Emmanuel Acho on color tonight

Both are terrible on air. Apparently it was Sam though.

Edited September 18, 2022 by UDontKnow

[TXRed 3585]

 

1 minute ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

 

Traylor would have drank Herman’s milkshake. 

[Celery Man 21100]

5 minutes ago, SlingeroGuitaro said:

Bijan signing the little man's stuff after the eyes. Love that guy. 

After every game he’s always doing some wholesome shit on the field.

 That guy is going to make a fuckton in endorsements.

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

That was Emmanuel Acho on color tonight

 

[Aslan24 470]

4 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

This. We probably lose this game last season or under Herman.

And under Strong... we might lose 38-7 lol.

[Earl Haffler 637]

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

frot·teur

/frôˈtər/

 

noun

 

1. a person who obtains sexual gratification by touching or rubbing against the clothed body of another person in a crowd.

    

   TIL

Is that wrong?

[Eggo 4026]

5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

he's so basic, if you threw him into a vat of acid, he'd neutralize the pH

We should try it and see. 

[FOXHOUND 1182]

5 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

This. We probably lose this game last season or under Herman.

A 10 point deficit was the kiss of death for a Herman UT team. 

[The Dude 1263]

3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

That was Emmanuel Acho on color tonight

[Bevoette 1506]

Nice seeing Bjon and Card with the fans and photos 

[C-Man 27796]

 

Really? I thought it was Emmanuel in the booth.

[Jiggy-Z 3509]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Which of y’all was it

 

Bevo is about the size of a Vic special. I'm just saying is all.

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

That was Emmanuel Acho on color tonight

They had like a 7 minute segment on Sam Acho (the announcer) getting inducted into the Longhorn Hall of Fame. 

[Nueces River Rat 5797]

5 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Please God make that the last game I ever have to listen to Lowell Galindo call for Texas.

We got him for basketball and baseball.   

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

Just now, Jiggy-Z said:

Bevo is about the size of a Vic special. I'm just saying is all.

Way too many options in the UTSA section to choose from. 

[6th Street 6693]

Glad we got the test out of the way this week. Get that pass defense fixed before Tech

[naija 3064]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Really? I thought it was Emmanuel in the booth.

did you watch the game with your eyes closed?

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

They had like a 7 minute segment on Sam Acho (the announcer) getting inducted into the Longhorn Hall of Fame. 

All brothers look alike. 

[pearlandhorn 3343]

J. Sanders is very impressive as a blocker. Having a legit TE will be such a welcome relief.

[TexasRenegade 2611]

13 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Wonder about the handshake.  Sark was saying, "I understand" multiple times.

Traylor saying he had nothing to do with the video?

[F250 29203]

5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

That was Emmanuel Acho on color tonight

 

[The Dude 1263]

Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

All brothers look alike. 

[Mason Ramsey 3503]

2 minutes ago, Bevoette said:

Nice seeing Bjon and Card with the fans and photos 

[Jiggy-Z 3509]

1 minute ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Way too many options in the UTSA section to choose from. 

Your probably right...just thinking outside of the fat box.

[Loop 1604 227]

Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

All brothers look alike. 

[Hermanator 7677]

7 minutes ago, C-Man said:

That was Emmanuel Acho on color tonight

It was Sam. He had to leave the booth before the end of the first to get recognized in the break. 

[Brad Pudding 71]

We didn’t shit the bed in the second half, and they is a refreshing departure from last year. This would have been an L last year. 

[C-Man 27796]

did you watch the game with your eyes closed?

Apparently. Ha. Thought they were both there.

[Murfdogg21 4569]

25 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Yeah. Don’t do that shit anymore tho in the first half