Lowell Galindo can eat my ass

[Fondren & Main 6871]

What an absolute cunt. Prove me wrong…

[TommyGufano 6023]

 

[Pablo 500]

Facts

[IDIOTsavant 8673]

[SydneyCarton 49325]

“Bijan Johnson.”

[Johnny Chimpo 489]

Deep fried and covered in barbecue sauce 

[Fondren & Main 6871]

I mean what an absolute 5’4” cunt! I hope this makes him cry!  Nonbelieving fuck!

[Dbeasy 15526]

[Johnny Chimpo 489]

[IDIOTsavant 8673]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

“Bijan Johnson.”

He’s clearly got dick on his mind.

[Fondren & Main 6871]

These refs are also cunts.

[Don Hornleone 530]

This fuck stick isn’t hiding the fact that he wants as close as game as possible. Thank god we won’t have to hear from him much longer.

[bschoolprof 6335]

a totally insufferable cunt of the highest order.  

[Don Hornleone 530]

Apologies for starting other thread. Didn’t search. But yes, fuck him to the highest order.

[Fondren & Main 6871]

@immamac bruh, this some Billy Liucci vibes…

[Fondren & Main 6871]

Well, I apologize for calling @immamac a cunt.  Next bud is on me.  My gf broke up with me so next home game I’m there because I have my fucking BALLS back.  Unless you CUNTS come to Dallas!

[crash_davis 23465]

These 2 fuckticks need to die in a fire.

[The Earl of Texas 3211]

He’s just calling it as it is. We look like shit. Don’t get your feelings hurt on it. 

[Fondren & Main 6871]

This is some cunt shit…but we will win in spite of the CUNTS.

[Nope 3151]

9 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

He’s just calling it as it is. We look like shit. Don’t get your feelings hurt on it. 

There’s no “Bijan Johnson” on this team 

[Jkwellborn 7006]

Pretty sure he he called Bijan BJ Johnson on the 78yd td.

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

He’d probably enjoy it

[troph 25089]

Learned something new today - Lowell taught me the ball can hit the ground as the WR catches it as long as he has control. 

[Don Hornleone 530]

13 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

He’s just calling it as it is. We look like shit. Don’t get your feelings hurt on it. 

Bruh, a 6 yard completion for UTSA sounds like the miracle on ice call coming from Galindo.

[Murfdogg21 4548]

Galindo has always been a no talent, fuckstick pole smoker. ESPN spent all the money on paying UT, so they had to find announcers willing to work for free. 

[Firemans4Horn 18500]

Lowell Dildondo was dejected that Texas was “running away from these Roadrunners”

[TriStone 1724]

God willing this is the last LHN broadcast of a UT football game and this hack can start his R/TV teaching career.

[GringoSalado 1652]

Send this motherfucker back to the 210

[Captain Ron 13097]

Yeah he sucks. Wish our network didn’t suck as much as he did. 

[Surly Bevo 25655]

CDC and ESPN should be under max pressure for this shitshow.   You don't need to sound like a homer of course, but especially FOR THE OTHER FUCKING TEAM!

[Fondren & Main 6871]

Hey, Lowell, to quote the quote the great warrior poet, Zach Quesadilla, all of y’all can smd…

[IDIOTsavant 8673]

Lowell’s next studio job:

[Bigbend1812 13021]

[Chooky 13337]

I don't like the "Lowell is biased" angle only because it conflates the issue of how bad he is at commentary.  I don't want him reading these threads and falling back on "they don't like me because they think I'm preferential to the opponent."  No.  He's not good at the gig.

[Bevo 13825]

Hey, what is the deal with all the reverb on the other LHN channel? I don't know if it matters but I'm watching on Dish.

[Mason Ramsey 3503]

Hey Lowell,

[Firemans4Horn 18500]

Lowell just read off 17 bullet points on how UTSA could have won the game. 

[Rimbo 26853]

He had Acho speechless with some of his idiocy tonight. The guy's gotta go.

[ButtFumble 5246]

give him the monkey pox too!

[fatheryeet 1554]

FLG

[Knoxtnhorn 6262]

When the other team does well, he sounds like my wife ordering at a drive thru.  Pitch goes up multiple steps 

[Steel Shank 9533]

Steel Shank >> Lowell Galindo

[millhouse 2719]

Is he the only dude that has been on LHN from the start and is still there? That should tell you all you need to know. Terribad

[closetohumping 17778]

Been bitter since we gave Mack the boot.  Pretty sure he named his kid after Mack.  Acho can go too

[StassneyHorn 6755]

You guys are the only ppl who constantly complain

[texifornia 58786]

Just now, StassneyHorn said:

You guys are the only ppl who constantly complain

Well yeah, because only Texas fans watch LHN.

[Nope 3151]

He said something like “so much for any thought that the Alabama game was meaningful” after a 2nd quarter score from UTSA. That was Tim Brando bad.

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

50 minutes ago, troph said:

Learned something new today - Lowell taught me the ball can hit the ground as the WR catches it as long as he has control. 

That’s actually true. I didn’t see the game and don’t know the play you’re talking about. But if the player has control of the ball, doesn’t use the ground to catch it, and the ball doesn’t move when it touches the ground, then that’s okay.

[Redneck Mutha 8158]

And to make this recruiting related, fuck Lowell Galindo, who was never recruited to play any position at Texas.

[4th&Five 41904]

He named his kid Mack. Nuff said.