Lowell Galindo can eat my ass

[AnTiM 1,684]

I found it much more enjoyable to watch the telecast with the sound off most of the time.  Acho sounds like a nonstop machine gun.

[Deej 77,671]

6 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

He named his kid Mack. Nuff said. 

Well, Mack was the father. 

[SHOOTER12 8,882]

1 hour ago, shadow_operative said:

are you lost?

Not me bro, sounds more like you...

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,913]

I honestly thought he was going to cum when they showed that video of Mack congratulating Acho. 

[Al Czervik 1,259]

3 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

I'm an old man and don't give a damn...if I ever come face to face with Lowell Galindo, I will knock him the fuck out. 

Username does not work out. 

[Leanderman 2,353]

May his hemorrhoids require surgery.  

[Murfdogg21 4,548]

Lowell Galindo is what you get when the University Co-op creates a knock-off version of Joe Buck inseminated by Chris Collinsworth, like their fake off-brands of hats and tshirts. 

[Slacks 7,021]

I don't have LHN. 

Yay?

[Harvdog 2,416]

His constant negative comments were a bit much. Hopefully when we join the SEC, he gets shown the door 

[kevwun 16,269]

On top of it being a pain in the ass to watch the LHN, we have to listen to an announcer openly root for the other team.  He should have been fired at halftime. 

[Lat22 4,070]

All of my specific complaints have been addressed upthread, but tonight was the worst he’s ever been. That’s saying something. 

[Pam Cummings 9,823]

10 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

“Bijan Johnson.”

One fucking job, man. The guy is fucking retarded.

[jdhorn92 1,588]

He got a boner off that RB pass for the TD after the on side.  That was weird for the home team announcer to be so giddy about it. 

[Rockethorn1978 6,203]

I was whacking it this morning to the 78 yard run and can confirm he said BJ Johnson. He’s the worst. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9,948]

Lots of announcers (especially young) need to learn when to STFU. RG3 is a guy who’s improved a lot there. Acho/Galindo both talk too much but at least one as a baseline knowledge of football.
 

Worst announcer just off voice is Petros Papadakis.

[Js1 86,939]

You want him to eat your ass?

Weird kink but I respect it 

[South Austin 53,154]

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

You want him to eat your ass?

I guess it’s the only way that will shut Lowell up.

[Kermit 3,162]

Just now, South Austin said:

I guess it’s the only way that will shut Lowell up.

That man could talk with a mouthful of shit.

[Sawbonz 28,081]

8 hours ago, troph said:

The ball went through his arms and was cushioned by the ground, then pulled into his arms off the ground. Clear IC pass. Incidentally touching of the ground sure. The way he described it was not good. 

That plus the receiver wasn’t pushed out of the back of the end zone 

[Wally Pryor 5,388]

10 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Pretty sure he he called Bijan BJ Johnson on the 78yd td.

Bi-Jan Johnson!

Galindo is an idiot of the highest order.

[TexArcher 38,816]

8 hours ago, IDIOTsavant said:

You don’t like jackhammer feet?

If ya give him a Chance, he won't Mock the position?

Facerape??

[nycHorn 3,123]

I try to sync up Craig Way with the LHN telecast. If it doesn’t work, I watch it on mute like I did last night.

Sam Acho is the lesser annoying of the two Achos but he’s still an Acho. He’s taken note of his brothers schtick is and crafting his own. Up next are bombastic, thoughtless takes and Star Trek wardrobe.

[WBT 20,884]

5 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

this is the fourth or fifth "fuck lowell galindo in the face with a soldering iron" thread on this site. there were several more at TOS. he's literally my least favorite person ever to be associated with the university, and that includes charles whitman. 

[HenryJames 67,116]

‘Big run by the UTSA back on first down!’ - Galindo

[2nd and 7]

[Js1 86,939]

Should be obvious by now we are stuck with the worst of the worst because all the good talent has been sucked up by ESPN to the big channels 

[WBT 20,884]

Or Amazon (Kaylee Hartung)

[Etexhorn13 3,091]

between those idiots and the least attractive sideline reporter we’ve ever had for LHN, let’s go ahead scrap this shit heap. 

[BabaYaga 15,532]

He’s a little cunt.   Reminds me of a Jim Rome starter kit.  
 

LHN sniffs their own farts.   ESPN threw a shit ton of money at them with little consequences for an awful product.   They sit around in their little echo chamber regurgitating the same stupid shit and fans watch because they are loyal to the school.   

[Henry Hill 3,156]

5 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

this is the fourth or fifth "fuck lowell galindo in the face with a soldering iron" thread on this site. there were several more at TOS. he's literally my least favorite person ever to be associated with the university, and that includes charles whitman. 

…but point made

[AUS-97HORN 11,991]

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Worst [MALE] announcer just off voice is Petros Papadakis.

FIFY

Beth Mowans voice is more grating. 

[Murfdogg21 4,548]

9 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

He face raped him!!!

Texas @ Iowa State 2003. RIP Dave Lapham 

[StruggleBus 3,922]

This thread smells like a DWI

[Guest]

Maybe Lowell Galindo is excellent and it's just LHN that's terrible?

Seriously, that station should have never started. It's just... weird. Feels like "great value" ESPN.

[Fondren & Main 6,871]

6 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

This thread smells like a DWI

I took an Uber.  What kind of animal do you think I am?

[NeverMarryAStripper 22,241]

2 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

One fucking job, man. The guy is fucking retarded.

On behalf of my intellectually impaired daughter, she’s insulted by you comparing him to her.

[LTtxfan 49,909]

10am CT   Game replay just started on LHN.

 

[Macanudo 13,254]

22 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

This thread smells like a DWI

DWI and Preparation H.

[KeysPhoneWallet 807]

between those idiots and the least attractive sideline reporter we’ve ever had for LHN, let’s go ahead scrap this shit heap. 

Fucking ricochet shot…

Galindo seemed like he wanted UtsA to win. Didn’t he say he grew up in SA?

[Nope 3,151]

20 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Maybe Lowell Galindo is excellent

No

[Tex Long 4,614]

11 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Been bitter since we gave Mack the boot.  Pretty sure he named his kid after Mack.  Acho can go too

His kid's name is Fuck You Pay Me Galindo? Sorry if asked and answered, I just saw it and had to stop right there.

[Js1 86,939]

11 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

Fucking ricochet shot…

Galindo seemed like he wanted UtsA to win. Didn’t he say he grew up in SA?

He’s from SA. Maybe he couldn’t get into UTSA so he rides their jock. 

[ousux 5,635]

"Bijan Johnson"

That says it all right there I didn't notice during the original broadcast, was too excited Bijan housed a long one finally.

[thepop 4,418]

I only saw the youtube highlights but even in that small sample size he was terrible. Was audibly disappointed in some Texas touchdowns.

[Guest]

Bunch of people in this thread just upset they didn't think up "Duver-yay!" 

[Radical Larry 28,814]

Maybe Lowell Galindo is excellent and it's just LHN that's terrible?
Seriously, that station should have never started. It's just... weird. Feels like "great value" ESPN.

Bunch of people in this thread just upset they didn't think up "Duver-yay!" 

GTFO here, Lowell.

[Deej 77,671]

2 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

Bi-Jan Johnson!

Galindo is an idiot of the highest order.

Wait...Galindo is Katfid?

[TriStone 1,724]

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Should be obvious by now we are stuck with the worst of the worst because all the good talent has been sucked up by ESPN to the big channels 

I thought it was understood from the beginning that LHN was gonna be used by ESPN as a sort of "teaching" gig for young talent.  That Galindo never got promoted speaks to his mediocrity.

[tx ind 7,056]

13 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

a totally insufferable cunt of the highest order.  

Sounds like he’d fit in well here 

[UDontKnow 10,557]

https://espnpressroom.com/us/bios/galindo_lowell/

Of course he went to school in Boston, that fucking asshat.

[Jersey Man10 3,748]

this is the fourth or fifth "fuck lowell galindo in the face with a soldering iron" thread on this site. there were several more at TOS. he's literally my least favorite person ever to be associated with the university, and that includes charles whitman.