Game Week- Texas Tech

[Vertuzzi 1361]

24 minutes ago, SamDaddy19 said:

Nerds over on Reddit uncovered additional good news re: Ewers

Student took picture with him yesterday, notice the lack of brace

disclaimer: picture is mirror image so he’s throwing the horns with his right arm

Ewers has a nice, patchy Taliban beard that will strike fear in the hearts of our opponents. 

[Hank_Hill 18491]

Wouldn’t expect him to be in a sling or anything at this point regardless 

[JFKFC 4878]

31 minutes ago, SamDaddy19 said:

Nerds over on Reddit uncovered additional good news re: Ewers

Student took picture with him yesterday, notice the lack of brace

disclaimer: picture is mirror image so he’s throwing the horns with his right arm

 

The guy standing next to Homer Simpson, is that the dude from the Serial Podcast who just got out of prison? 

[Hank_Hill 18491]

At least it appears QE is using that NIL money for some derm visits

[perfectchaos007 6596]

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

At least it appears QE is using that NIL money for some derm visits

Could be filters!

[texifornia 56526]

 

[40acredropout 2902]

Donovan Smith appears to be ass when you can dial up some pressure. 

[UTEE97 3429]

3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

[Sal 1088]

15 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Mission tortillas are an abomination

[Hnphhp 39]

2 minutes ago, Sal said:

Mission tortillas are an abomination

Tortillas for people who either have no taste buds or just have never had a good tortilla in their life.

[hookemATL 11611]

They are shitty but they work great as an edible frisbee. 
 

yeah you know what they are really really shitty. Better used as dough bait for fishing. 

[ClubWhatever 12087]

8 minutes ago, Sal said:

Mission tortillas are an abomination

Is there a good grocery store tortilla?

[conVINCEd 21468]

13 minutes ago, Sal said:

Mission tortillas are an abomination

I feel like I get twice as many for half the price at the little Mexican grocery store around the corner.  They make them right there in front of you.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

 a bad 2021 Texas team beat them 70-0 or something similar last year.  We will win convincingly.

[hookemATL 11611]

17 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Is there a good grocery store tortilla?

The answer is awaiting you in your friendly neighborhood HEB. 

“HEB:  Come get your tortillas, you stupid fucking cunt”

*this particular ad campaign did not work out*

[mr. sunshine 2824]

31 minutes ago, Hnphhp said:

Tortillas for people who either have no taste buds or just have never had a good tortilla in their life.

So what’s the best that’s readily available at HEB? Lay it on me brother 

[Rickylovesweed 14155]

FEI has been updated. 

Defense: Texas #8, Texas Tech #54

Offense: Texas #14, Texas Tech #57

Special Teams: Texas #26, #117 

[TexasEx 1667]

4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Surly's own CTJ had this yesterday. 

[Ignatius 4002]

24 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

So what’s the best that’s readily available at HEB? Lay it on me brother 

Moot point, they’re never open….

Edited September 20, 2022 by Ignatius

[hornian 5205]

25 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

So what’s the best that’s readily available at HEB? Lay it on me brother 

The ones on the refrigerated section that are dough that you have to cook in your skillet. 

[The Deuce 1094]

8 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Surly's own CTJ had this yesterday. 

[texifornia 56526]

43 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

FEI has been updated. 

Defense: Texas #8, Texas Tech #54

Offense: Texas #14, Texas Tech #57

Special Teams: Texas #26, #117 

Our kicking might be a rollercoaster, but returning and blocking are strengths. Special teams might be fun.

[Rickylovesweed 14155]

FYI here's an update of the offenses Texas Tech has played according to FEI. 

Murray State (one of the worst FCS offenses)

Houston (#88)

NC State (#79)

That's bad. The Tech defense might be improved but they haven't played anybody with a pulse on offense yet. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

52 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

FEI has been updated. 

Defense: Texas #8, Texas Tech #54

Offense: Texas #14, Texas Tech #57

Special Teams: Texas #26, #117 

I think that DFEI for Texas should be 18th

[Rickylovesweed 14155]

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I think that DFEI for Texas should be 18th

You're right. I was looking at the overall FEI rankings versus DFEI. 

So DFEI is: 

Texas #18

Texas Tech #48

 

[Fondren & Main 6670]

1 hour ago, mr. sunshine said:

So what’s the best that’s readily available at HEB? Lay it on me brother 

HEB tortillas that are already cooked are pretty good too.

[MotownHorn 1731]

I can't wait to watch an ass whoopin' Saturday afternoon!

[hookemATL 11611]

1 hour ago, mr. sunshine said:

So what’s the best that’s readily available at HEB? Lay it on me brother 

You have to go to one with a tortilleriallria. If you shop at Honky HEB you’ll need to confirm if they have one and make fresh on-site. 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

1 hour ago, Rickylovesweed said:

FEI has been updated. 

Defense: Texas #8, Texas Tech #54

Offense: Texas #14, Texas Tech #57

Special Teams: Texas #26, #117 

These numbers indicate that it is likely we stomp them a new fuckhole to infect. 

[justhookit 4180]

3 hours ago, SamDaddy19 said:

Nerds over on Reddit uncovered additional good news re: Ewers

Student took picture with him yesterday, notice the lack of brace

disclaimer: picture is mirror image so he’s throwing the horns with his right arm

You mean the guy who came out in warm ups last weekend without a brace and threw the ball too? Thank god for the nerds on Reddit.

[fatheryeet 1531]

Look to his coming at kickoff of the fourth game. At dawn, look to the east

[HtownHorn 14487]

55 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Our kicking might be a rollercoaster, but returning and blocking are strengths. Special teams might be fun.

Both of Auburn's misses were not 100% his fault. Shitty hold and Bama partially blocked the other. He has been nails. Trejo has been nails punting as well. Coverage teams have been really good. The only issue was the onside kick.

[texasdago 7553]

Just here on behalf of HEB fresh tortillas.

 

[Bigbend1812 12889]

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

13 hours ago, South Austin said:

Very uninformative regarding Ewers' expected return.  I want that 30 seconds back.

this

happy to give a click to anything free, but time has a cost

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

13 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

The other one that sticks out is our inability to convert red zone opportunities into points.

5 trips inside bama's 20

1 td

[LTtxfan 48979]

12 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

Dodged Beth doing pxp for the game. Stuck with Rod Gilmore on color but thankfully she is being shipped to Cincinnati for the IU game. 

 

No. 22 Texas at Texas Tech
Dave Flemming, Rod Gilmore, Tiffany Blackmon

[TornACL 7676]

Only Surly would get snobby about which tortillas are best for *throwing*.

Some of you need to get laid.

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

8 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I think Ewers was even practicing at the end of last week. 

Sark's comment about "the QBs weren't all at practice last Monday" seemed to imply they returned later in the week. It just looks like the 9.95 once again whiffed on the severity of an injury. 

the literature on SC injuries is serious business

however.....

i could not find any timeline for recovery other than pain management

maybe his new name should be Steve Austin

better, faster, stronger

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

8 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

I’m pretty sure Mack used to read the boards.

there's a pic somewhere from mack's office with katie.com on his screen

[Rimbo 25783]

On 9/18/2022 at 9:13 AM, texifornia said:

His name is Tim Beck

 

On 9/19/2022 at 2:00 PM, Js1 said:

Wait Tim Beck is at NC State?

Well I was kind of worried Tech had a good-ish defense finally, but just like BO'B, they make opposing defenses look a lot better than they probably are. 

I had to look this up. Yeah, I'll believe Tech's defense is good when I see it.

[Js1 85110]

5 hours ago, TornACL said:

Only Surly would get snobby about which tortillas are best for *throwing*.

Some of you need to get laid.

My valet only throws homemade artisan tortillas for me at football games 

[Eggo 3975]

6 hours ago, TornACL said:

Only Surly would get snobby about which tortillas are best for *throwing*.

Some of you need to get laid.

First, you start with a masa... 

[YGIFS 19449]

...and then brother?  You got yourself a stew!  

[Modessit 5596]

 

Tech isn't scoring 32 pts. And I doubt we score 38 or less.

[CashMcCoy 3199]

4 minutes ago, Modessit said:

20 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

Tech isn't scoring 32 pts. And I doubt we score 38 or less.

This. With Card, I’d expect another score similar to UTSA or maybe a TD closer. If it really is Quinn… showtime.

[Xcalibur 546]

We’re going to beat Tech by 30.  This is our 2004 season, and Quinn is our Vince (who beat tech in Lubbock by 30 in 2004).  Next year is 2005, baby.

[South Austin 52144]

16 minutes ago, Xcalibur said:

We’re going to beat Tech by 30.  This is our 2004 season, and Quinn is our Vince (who beat tech in Lubbock by 30 in 2004).  Next year is 2005, baby.

This ain't our 2004 offensive line, and this ain't our 2004 defense.  I think we beat Tech, but not by anywhere close to 30.

[Horn Dog 9672]

7 hours ago, TornACL said:

Only Surly would get snobby about which tortillas are best for *throwing*.

Some of you need to get laid.

Shitty tortillas are no joke.

[Steamboat1874 4032]

11 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Both of Auburn's misses were not 100% his fault. Shitty hold and Bama partially blocked the other. He has been nails. Trejo has been nails punting as well. Coverage teams have been really good. The only issue was the onside kick.

I would bet that you will never see our kickoff return team retreat again so quickly.