Beyond Meat executive likes the taste of flesh, allegedly

[Humble Beast 258]

 

[Born to Run 6569]

Homercle's law in full effect.

[F250 28785]

1 hour ago, Humble Beast said:

 

 

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According to a preliminary report, the incident happened at a parking garage near Razorback Stadium following Arkansas’ victory over Missouri State. 

Considering the location, I am surprised there wasn't forced butt sex involved too.

 

"Wooo Pig Sooie!!!"

 

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

 

probably had a craving for red meat due to low iron diet

 

[SimonBolivar 10958]

37 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Homercle's law in full effect.
 

Homercles cares not for beans

[Deej 76835]

He's about to experience "Beyond Prison Rape".

[Deej 76835]

26 minutes ago, F250 said:

Considering the location, I am surprised there wasn't forced butt sex involved too

Surly RV wasn't there.

[Steel Shank 9428]

He's going to get good at tossing salads.

[Shaddie 1651]

When your sister isn’t available for sex, you have this. 
Honestly thought this was normal in that area.

[Trey3216 15348]

Paired it with some Narizco Wafers

[Shaddie 1651]

 

When a male sea otter finds a receptive female, the two engage in playful and sometimes aggressive behavior. The male often grasps the female's nose in his teeth, causing it to become swollen and bloody. The wounds form pink scars that researchers can use to identify individual 

Arkansas mating. 
Move along, move along

[Degenerate Gardner 4085]

2 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

He paired it with a nice Beyond Chianti and I Can’t Believe They’re Not Fava Beans.

I regret I have but one rep to give.

[Homercles 10206]

2 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Homercle's law in full effect.
 

Ha, now that’s a throwback but still seems true…first reply is most often the best. 

[Bevo Num1 1021]

All that fake-ass meat is turning that dude into a chimp.