I Never Took The Kobayashi Maru Test

[TOR 5625]

Until now.

[mdmost 43004]

Ah Kirk, my old friend. Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold? It is very cold in space.

[Red Five 40859]

Of my friend I can say only this. Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human. 

[DeepEastTexas 644]

The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few....or the one. 

[RamjetFDO 10577]

Took 5 posts.

[Js1 85353]

[TrashMaster G 17558]

Are you out of your Vulcan mind?

[freyguy 4277]

[huge 3793]

I just read that RicardoM did not use any sort of chest prosthetic.  Huh

[Jimbaround 975]

Quien es mas macho? Fernando Llamas or… Ricardo Montalban?

[huge 3793]

1 hour ago, Jimbaround said:

Quien es mas macho? Fernando Llamas or… Ricardo Montalban?

*Lorenzo Lamas

 

Also I am not sure you watched Falcon Cresp but you probably did.

Edited September 22, 2022 by huge
lamas o moltalban???

[Js1 85353]

[huge 3793]

Kirstie Alley's first movie.  SO HOT WANT TO TOUCH THE HINEY

[TOR 5625]

1 hour ago, huge said:

*Lorenzo Lamas

 

Also I am not sure you watched Falcon Cresp but you probably did.

Pffft. 

[McCroskey 1504]

This one line greatly affected my life as a parent of teenagers:

“He’s intelligent, but not experienced. His pattern indicates, two-dimensional thinking.”


Of course, it’s gone off the rails a few times when my wife then questions when I say “Z-minus 10,000 meters, standby photon torpedos.”

[pops 6986]

And I thought this was a whale wars thread 🤷‍♂️

[TOR 5625]

Back when Kirstie was hawt.

[Bill Brasky 1449]

The Botany Bay?!?!?!

[Apep 645]

Can’t wait for one of the new shows, (I’m looking at you Picard), changes it to, “Maybe the real Kobayashi Maru was the friends we made along the way.”

[oSuJeff97 3435]

Their young....enter through the ear.... and wrap themselves around the cerebral cortex....

[mdmost 43004]

He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round Perdition's flames before I give him up!

[Dr Fear 1268]

 

[Underdog 28688]

Khan, I’m laughing at the superior intellect. 

[Rimbo 25945]

4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Khan, I’m laughing at the superior intellect. 

Full. Impulse. Power.

Edited September 22, 2022 by Rimbo

[mdmost 43004]

No sir! You have Genesis... you can have whatever you...

[Js1 85353]

[Red Five 40859]

 

I was at my mother-in-law’s funeral, and Amazing Grace was playing. I realized I was getting emotional because I was thinking about Spock dying.

[Sam Lin 3559]

The Trek series book "The Kobayashi Maru" by Julia Ecklar is a very enjoyable read that goes into how Kirk, Chekov, Scotty, and Sulu did in each of their Kobayashi Maru tests. It's a very touching story that I think does a great job personifying each of those characters. Highly recommended, easy read.

[Jimbaround 975]

On 9/21/2022 at 7:03 PM, huge said:

*Lorenzo Lamas

 

Also I am not sure you watched Falcon Cresp but you probably did.

Nope, the SNL sketch was Fernando: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fernando_Lamas

[huge 3793]

1 minute ago, Jimbaround said:

Nope, the SNL sketch was Fernando: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fernando_Lamas

HAH it was Lorenzo's dad!

[oSuJeff97 3435]

Our shields are falling!

Raise them!

I CAN'T!!!

[Red Five 40859]

16 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Our shields are falling!

Raise them!

I CAN'T!!!

What an amazing scene. (music building up) "Here it comes Khan. Now, Mr. Spock."

BOOM

[oSuJeff97 3435]

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

What an amazing scene. (music building up) "Here it comes Khan. Now, Mr. Spock."

BOOM

WE MUST WITHDRAW!

NO!!!

SIR! WE MUST!!!

 

Enterprise is dead in space... she's not going anywhere...