Game Thread Texas vs tech - 2:30pm on ESPN

[UDontKnow 10447]

Welp. At least there is no longer any question who our FG kicker should be.

[Ellellelle 314]

Not dead yet but I'm hating every minute.

[Rickylovesweed 14528]

Please let us go on defense first so the offense knows what they need to do. 

I do not trust this defense to hold Tech to 3. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4779]

Just now, MirrOlure said:

Who made that one hand catch???

Milton

[Rip76 4946]

Did he say, “Hats or ass?”

[Bigbend1812 12927]

Berrrrrrttttttt!

[4Pete 156]

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

He just said “pulled that out of their ass” line on tv

I swear he said Ahats.

[Get ln My Van 927]

Let’s go get this win now pussy boys 

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

We. Are going. To. Win. This.

[OU Sucks 8893]

Would've been nice if Sark called plays like that during the rest of the second half, instead of toying with minute variations on the Rocat

[Deej 76856]

Put Ewers in for OT.

[gmr548 16589]

Hahahahahah what the fuck

[F250 28794]

Just now, LonghornJudas said:

"And Texas pulled one out of their ass." Love it.

I wasn't sure if I imagined that or not.

[UDontKnow 10447]

Just now, Rip76 said:

Did he say, “Hats or ass?”

Hats

[DanTheHorn 4938]

Did he just say Texas pulled one out of their ass? If not it would have been appropriate.

Edited September 24, 2022 by DanTheHorn

[Reynolds Woodcock 4786]

Lol this game is drunk

[HiggyBaby 2543]

[D3zii 3708]

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Okay the 21 second drill was executed to perfection. 

Milton! 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

I loterally walked outside. Did we seriously drive down in 21 seconds and tie it up 

Quitter

[Brothahorn 10087]

3 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

He has limited play calling with Card, Card can’t get firsts so the defense is on the field the whole game, everything is different if Ewers could play. 

He didn't scheme to Card's strengths did he? Yeah, Card is no Ewers, but there is plenty a good offensive guy should be able to do with him, Robinson and Johnson. To say otherwise is just making excuse for terrible coaching.

 

Hell we had a lead and a chance to put some distance between them after they went for it on 4th in the first 2nd half series. Look at that terrible series of calls.

[gmr548 16589]

Did he say, “Hats or ass?”

I wasn’t sure, but we know what he meant

[Lurch 5931]

Who made that one hand catch???

Milton

[Valmy77 13250]

Time to pull the defense off the oxygen machine and make a stop.

[RPM 26327]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

neg away boys

 

i deserve it

You've done worse. I have the negatives. Send Bitcoin.

[Wishbone 4763]

1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:

Who made that one hand catch???

Milton.

[hookem48 4701]

for fuck's sake send the house every play on defense, nothing else has worked

[nineliveslost 2789]

This is on Texas if we lose. Shitty performance

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

Just now, Rip76 said:

Did he say, “Hats or ass?”

Well, our hats are in our ass, so half of one…

[D3zii 3708]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I loterally walked outside. Did we seriously drive down in 21 seconds and tie it up 

Well walk yo ass back outside we tryna win!!!! 

[Sgt Hulk 13812]

So we have to have to rely on our defense huh

[gmr548 16589]

Put Ewers in for OT.

Nah. Sark can’t call a deep ball starting from the 25.

[ztejas 43519]

Rip their hearts out. 

[Surly Bevo 25087]

Pick 6 time

 

[4Pete 156]

IDGAF… they should still fire half the staff on the tarmac.

[Sgt Hulk 13812]

Gonna go back outside since we

acored in 19 seconds. 

[Bigbend1812 12927]

Beeeeeerrrrrrrtttttttt!!!!

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

This game rules

[Guadaloopy 10988]

Now we rip their hearts out.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19126]

Anyone besides me laugh when they said the Aggy/Piggy game would be on ESPNU until this one was over?  BOMC!

[millhouse 2615]

Go score a td

[Ghost of LL 15539]

It was definitely not “hats.”

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

I. Don't.  Even.  Fukun. Know

[Hook1997 5397]

Time for that turnover!!  Please!  (From Tech)

Edited September 24, 2022 by Hook1997

[lonestar3 274]

Sark’s glasses are fucking stupid. Someone step in and stop that.

Also, fuck this game.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

That was an amazing 21 seconds. I'm quite chuffed by it. Still, don't love our chances in OT.

Quote from your wife on the wedding night?

[Modessit 5603]

How is there not a photoshop of Sesame Street Bert with our Bert's hair?

[TexArcher 37989]

I did not expect Bert Auburn to be in my three favorite Longhorns this year, but here we are.

[Vermin 3055]

Ties were abolished in 1996 and we didn't have one until 2013? And now we've had 10 since 2016?

[Valmy77 13250]

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

This is on Texas if we lose. Shitty performance

Well who else would it be on?

[Dnaguy 12012]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

So we have to have to rely on our defense huh