ztejas sucks

[Hozz 1017]

3 coaches post Mack.  All shitting the bed routinely losing to less talented teams in conference.  At what point do we consider its not the coaches but something else?  We have just missed on three straight hires when we have more above board money to spend than pretty much anyone?  What the fuck?  Something else is going on.

[DoubleQuarterPounder 230]

Game was over when on 4th and 2, sark calls the exact play we all saw coming and it gets stuffed 

[Gil Bang 25961]

44 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

59 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

Quinn Ewers

I mean is he ever going to actually play? Sat out his senior year of high school. Sat at Ohio St last year. Comes here and plays 5 quarters and some change. Can he overcome this shitty coaching and defense every week?

You dipshit.  His "senior year of high school" and "Ohio St last year" are the same thing.  Stick to fucking disgusting sweathogs, and leave the football discussion to the rest of us. 

And I just stumbled across a video of you on a romantic date with one of your girlfriends

 

[redswingline 1057]

Guys like matt rhule, bill clark (he retired due to back problems), PJ Fleck  are the types of guys that make good HC's and those are the only types of dudes that we should be looking at.

They all had proven track records of turning around lesser FBS programs - to great heights. conference titles, best run in recent history, before getting a shot at a P5 school.

Getting a mediocre retread like sark isn't the answer and rarely has been.

[David Dennison 18879]

1 minute ago, Hozz said:

3 coaches post Mack.  All shitting the bed routinely losing to less talented teams in conference.  At what point do we consider its not the coaches but something else?  We have just missed on three straight hires when we have more above board money to spend than pretty much anyone?  What the fuck?  Something else is going on.

Nope. It's just missing on coaches. That's all it is. 

[Rickylovesweed 14332]

3 minutes ago, turtlepond said:

He and Cristobal are both coordinators that somehow by weird fate ended up in roles they never deserved

This makes me sick but it's a good comparison. 

Cristobal is a good OL coach and Sark is a good OC. Both are very good recruiters. Somehow both find ways to be mediocre head coaches with terrible game management. 

[ATXbronco 4070]

ESPN just said "Two passes, one cup" in response to a play in our game tonight.  

[DoubleQuarterPounder 230]

Just now, redswingline said:

Guys like matt rhule, bill clark (he retired due to back problems), PJ Fleck  are the types of guys that make good HC's and those are the only types of dudes that we should be looking at.

They all had proven track records of turning around lesser FBS programs - to great heights. conference titles, best run in recent history, before getting a shot at a P5 school.

Getting a mediocre retread like sark isn't the answer and rarely has been.

Rhule is better than Sark but way overrated. It sucks to see Oklahoma and Baylor continuously hit home run hires while we strike out every time 

[Wally Pryor 5261]

Sark is an offensive savant but we still can't figure out that the wildcat is simply more than Johnson taking the snap, and running into the pile, over and over and over, with the same shit.

You can hand it off. Even more, the guy is an ex QB.  After running him into the line 18 straight times I'm guessing the defense wouldn't really be ready for a TE running free for a throw. 

Jesus.

[turtlepond 176]

1 minute ago, DoubleQuarterPounder said:

Rhule is better than Sark but way overrated. It sucks to see Oklahoma and Baylor continuously hit home run hires while we strike out every time 

We’ll get the right guy, next time. Right? Right????

[Hozz 1017]

1 minute ago, turtlepond said:

We’ll get the right guy, next time. Right? Right????

4th time's a charm!

[DoubleQuarterPounder 230]

Just now, turtlepond said:

We’ll get the right guy, next time. Right? Right????

They gave a proven loser, that got fired for being drunk on the job at one of the top 3 easiest schools to win at, 25 million to coach our team. So no, I’ve given up on expecting them to make the right hire

[turtlepond 176]

1 minute ago, Wally Pryor said:

Sark is an offensive savant but we still can't figure out that the wildcat is simply more than Johnson taking the snap, and running into the pile, over and over and over, with the same shit.

You can hand it off. Even more, the guy is an ex QB.  After running him into the line 18 straight times I'm guessing the defense wouldn't really be ready for a TE running free for a throw. 

Jesus.

Sure, Ohio State has massive talent. But, watching some of their game today, it’s glaringly obvious Sark doesn’t have more than a few pages in his play book. 
that wildcat package is so predictable. It works solely out of a good block and having phenomenal Rb talent. But, you’re right, after a dozen of the same plays, the only decision a defense has to make is tackling on the left or right A gap 

[OU Sucks 8836]

2 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Sark is an offensive savant but we still can't figure out that the wildcat is simply more than Johnson taking the snap, and running into the pile, over and over and over, with the same shit.

You can hand it off. Even more, the guy is an ex QB.  After running him into the line 18 straight times I'm guessing the defense wouldn't really be ready for a TE running free for a throw. 

Jesus.

If you're a defense, you're just praying that Texas lines up in the wildcat because you already practiced for it all week and it's run the same way every time.  Just bring all the defenders at Roschon and Bijan and you're golden, because Sark seems unwilling to do anything else out of that formation.

[Wally Pryor 5261]

Just now, turtlepond said:

Sure, Ohio State has massive talent. But, watching some of their game today, it’s glaringly obvious Sark doesn’t have more than a few pages in his play book. 
that wildcat package is so predictable. It works solely out of a good block and having phenomenal Rb talent. But, you’re right, after a dozen of the same plays, the only decision a defense has to make is tackling on the left or right A gap 

It's fucking pathetic. And, again, it's not like we have an offensive tackle taking the snap. The guy is an ex QB who can throw. There is no better scenario in the wildcat yet we somehow insist on only running into a wall. On every play.

[Gil Bang 25961]

3 minutes ago, turtlepond said:

Sure, Ohio State has massive talent. But, watching some of their game today, it’s glaringly obvious Sark doesn’t have more than a few pages in his play book. 
that wildcat package is so predictable. It works solely out of a good block and having phenomenal Rb talent. But, you’re right, after a dozen of the same plays, the only decision a defense has to make is tackling on the left or right A gap 

oh bullshit.  It's the same playbook he had at Alabama when he steamrolled everybody.   He doesn't have the talent.  This is mostly Tom fucking Herman's team. 

Edited September 25, 2022 by Gil Bang

[Wally Pryor 5261]

Just now, OU Sucks said:

 because Sark seems unwilling to do anything else out of that formation.

And that is fucking ridiculous.

[Catdaddyhorn 3446]

yeah that's it. lets fire yet another coach adding even more to our dysfunctional program and cycling in yet another system for players to learn. 

[Matsuyama 10]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

Yeah true fans just pay money to watch a team full of talent under perform and shit themselves in the second worst conference against a bunch of irrelevant shitty stupid fuck teams from places nobody has ever been. 

Lubbock.

Fuck Lubbock and fuck Sark 

This

[Rickylovesweed 14332]

12 minutes ago, Hozz said:

3 coaches post Mack.  All shitting the bed routinely losing to less talented teams in conference.  At what point do we consider its not the coaches but something else?  We have just missed on three straight hires when we have more above board money to spend than pretty much anyone?  What the fuck?  Something else is going on.

2 were bad hires. 

The only hire that might have been a good hire (on paper) was Herman. Most Texas fans even knew the Sark hire sucked. Same with Strong. 

[DoubleQuarterPounder 230]

Strong was a defensive savant, Herman was an offensive savant, Sark an offensive savant. We need to hire a proven coach, with the portal and nil who cares if they aren’t flashy guys like Rhule, Aranda, venables types 

[gmr548 16580]

I don't give a shit. Permaban me. 
That's the most unacceptable fucking loss I've ever fucking seen from this football team.
Find the right guy. I don't know who it is but it isn't this chode. Losing the fanbase 4 fucking games into your 2nd season has to be some sort of record. 
That's the most embarrassing fucking loss I've ever seen in my God damn life. 

Oh come on. Texas blew a bigger, later second half lead with a higher in game win probability against fucking OU just last year. Texas lost to Kansas - and not this year’s Kansas - at home last year. This is, at worst, the third most embarrassing loss in this program’s past 11 games, let alone your life. And that’s to say nothing about Baylor, OSU, or getting absolutely trucked in Fayettenam.

[gmr548 16580]

Rhule is better than Sark but way overrated. It sucks to see Oklahoma and Baylor continuously hit home run hires while we strike out every time 

Calling Rhule way overrated while saying Baylor consistently hits home run hires in the same post is a take.

[ztejas 43464]

2 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Oh come on. Texas blew a bigger, later second half lead with a higher in game win probability against fucking OU just last year. Texas lost to Kansas - and not this year’s Kansas - at home last year. This is, at worst, the third most embarrassing loss in this program’s past 11 games, let alone your life. And that’s to say nothing about Baylor, OSU, or getting absolutely trucked in Fayettenam.

That was year 1. This is year 2. This is way worse. We should be much better and we aren't. 

[turtlepond 176]

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

oh bullshit.  It's the same playbook he had at Alabama when he steamrolled everybody.   He doesn't have the talent.  This is mostly Tom fucking Herman's team. 

How many times did Alabama run the same play (wildcat, draw, whatever) if it only produced noticeable gain (5+ yards) once every 8-12 attempts?

Even if it’s still “Tom Herman’s team”, it doesn’t explain why Bijan only had one pass attempted to him. 
 

Sarkisian is supposed to be an offensive savant, but he seems very easy to gameplan for, going back to most of last year 

[gmr548 16580]

I’ve been drinking but I think I’m more sober than some of the shit I’m reading.
The overreaction to the positives in the Alabama performance are inverse to the negative overreactions here.
It’s a work in progress. Nobody can turn the shitshow that was the Strong and Herman tenure around like a dime. Going to Lubbock will always be a fight, so put it in perspective.
That said fire PK.
 

We’ll be adding Sark to this and reposting in three years after we lose to South Carolina or something to open conference play

[DoubleQuarterPounder 230]

1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

Calling Rhule way overrated while saying Baylor consistently hits home run hires in the same post is a take.

Both can be true buddy. It was a home run hire for Baylor bc of what he did for them but when he gets the boot from Carolina and returns to college it’ll show that he was average most seasons 

[Blackcat00 759]

23 minutes ago, DoubleQuarterPounder said:

Game was over when on 4th and 2, sark calls the exact play we all saw coming and it gets stuffed 

Hes a pussy like Charlie and Tom

[Horn80 6124]

Texas season is sinking fast.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10253]

If we roll into next weekend. With either a change I don't know how we are to expect any different results.

[DoubleQuarterPounder 230]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Texas season is sinking fast.

No one on this board wants to talk about it but this season is about to get ugly even with Ewers. The OL is trash, the DL gets no push, receivers drop balls, the secondary leaves guys open all day. We can’t tackle, this team isn’t good. We’ve beat Louisiana Monroe and UTSA who had walk ons playing OL. 6 wins will be difficult, have you seen Kansas 

[jinx 2635]

Sark coached tighter and more conservative than turtle Tom in the 2nd half tonight. His record is horrible and it won’t be getting better here. Year 13 of shit football. Yeah!

[David Dennison 18879]

27 minutes ago, DoubleQuarterPounder said:

Game was over when on 4th and 2, sark calls the exact play we all saw coming and it gets stuffed 

This simply isn't true. It was shitty for sure, but we went up by 14 AFTER that 4th and 2.

[redswingline 1057]

24 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Sark is an offensive savant

Perhaps you meant idiot savant?  Here is how sark's offenses ranked (PPG) each season from his last two head coaching stops.

2009   48th
2010    86th
2011    19th
2012    91st
2013    21st

2014    25th
2015    41st*

 

*fired after 5 games for having extra chromosome

 

 

Edited September 25, 2022 by redswingline

[DoubleQuarterPounder 230]

Just now, David Dennison said:

This simply isn't true. It was shitty for sure, but we went up by 14 AFTER that 4th and 2.

It was over meaning we got to see what type of coach Sark was. 

[GTX Horn 1708]

9 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Oh come on. Texas blew a bigger, later second half lead with a higher in game win probability against fucking OU just last year. Texas lost to Kansas - and not this year’s Kansas - at home last year. This is, at worst, the third most embarrassing loss in this program’s past 11 games, let alone your life. And that’s to say nothing about Baylor, OSU, or getting absolutely trucked in Fayettenam.

Sadly idk if this one even cracks top 10 embarrassing losses to me in the past 10 years when you count the BYU, Maryland, and Kansas losses along with the 2015 Texas Bowl, 2016 Notre Dame, and I’m sure a few others.

[TexArcher 37857]

Um, actually it's exactly our standard.

Just saying...

[Texasrocks 2134]

17 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

oh bullshit.  It's the same playbook he had at Alabama when he steamrolled everybody.   He doesn't have the talent.  This is mostly Tom fucking Herman's team. 

He has more than enough talent to beat Tech.

[ztejas 43464]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Um, actually it's exactly our standard.

Just saying...

Hey man. 

I still believe. I wasn't cool with what I had penned potentially defining out season. 

Let's see what happens. 

[usmc0331horn 953]

With an actual qb he beats both Tech and Bama. 

[petscii 1189]

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immamac changed the title to Steve Sarkisians loss to Texas Tech is not our standard.

 

 

Edited September 25, 2022 by petscii

[texastroubadour 1211]

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

I don't give a shit. Permaban me. 

That's the most unacceptable fucking loss I've ever fucking seen from this football team.

Find the right guy. I don't know who it is but it isn't this chode. Losing the fanbase 4 fucking games into your 2nd season has to be some sort of record. 

That's the most embarrassing fucking loss I've ever seen in my God damn life. 

KI in Lawrence that sealed Charlie’s fate says hold my beer

[MonkeyDoughnut 10253]

1 minute ago, usmc0331horn said:

With an actual qb he beats both Tech and Bama. 

With Alabama's defense he's probably 10-1 over last 11

[89Horn 1514]

Sarkisian’s loss to Texas Tech is exactly your standard, says Texas Tech, Kansas, Baylor, Iowa State, TCU, Maryland, Cal Berkeley, BYU . . .

[Zepol87 9188]

31 minutes ago, DoubleQuarterPounder said:

Rhule is better than Sark but way overrated. It sucks to see Oklahoma and Baylor continuously hit home run hires while we strike out every time 

At what point is a program problem vs just a hiring HC problem?

[UTEX90 589]

1 minute ago, usmc0331horn said:

With an actual qb he beats both Tech and Bama. 

Yea, we aren't running the Wildcat all day with Ewers.

[David Dennison 18879]

3 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

He has more than enough talent to beat Tech.

We should have won by at least three touchdowns today even with Hudson Card at QB.

[DoubleQuarterPounder 230]

2 minutes ago, usmc0331horn said:

With an actual qb he beats both Tech and Bama. 

Card actually did well tonight. And I’ve shitted on him since last year. His receivers dropped balls, his OL didn’t help. This loss isn’t on him 

[turtlepond 176]

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

At what point is a program problem vs just a hiring HC problem?

Ask Miami 

[DoubleQuarterPounder 230]

4 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

At what point is a program problem vs just a hiring HC problem?

Whoever made the final call on Sark shouldn’t have a fucking job. This guy is a proven loser that had fucking talent galore on Bama and we go with him?? I understand Meyer said no and Brian Kelly said no but man being the university of Texas should still mean something to college football

Edited September 25, 2022 by DoubleQuarterPounder