ztejas sucks

[Radical Larry 28664]

This thread was cheeks when it was started. Didn’t think it could get any worse, especially after a 49 pt shutout of OU, but here we are.

[ztejas 43608]

7 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

This is the sort of shit one expects to see after a tough loss ... but Texas just smoked OU by 49. Forty-nine to zip, gents.

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Between ztejas/Hagbard and Wulaw/DefinitelyNot, this all seems like some bizarre performance art.

(NGL, though, I am entertained.)

Dude I'm chilling. I've unfortunately become so ubiquitous around here that other posters want to fuck with me regardless of what I'm doing. 

@Radical Larry agreed this thread fucking sucked from the get go.

I'm sorry. 

I'M SORRY. Alright?

Edited October 9, 2022 by ztejas

[WinningIsHard 4139]

These last few pages of this thread remind me of the end of the original blade runner where that dude knows he’s going to die and dips into madness real slow, fucking with Harrison ford but then saving him at the end. Hahaha 

[JesusSweatDuck 17814]

[usmc0331horn 968]

On 9/24/2022 at 8:23 PM, usmc0331horn said:

With an actual qb he beats both Tech and Bama. 

I knew Ewers was special.

[hobbes2702 13085]

53 minutes ago, blacklab said:

no, not entertaining, hagbard reporting shit is getting old

[Braff Zacklin 13670]

44 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm sorry. 

I'M SORRY. Alright?

Your reticence will not lull me into a false sense of security. In other words ...

[jimmyjazz 46352]

1 hour ago, Kermit said:

Some drunkass motherfuckers tonight. 

Well, yeah.  Did you watch 49-0?

[Homercles 10206]

10 hours ago, ztejas said:

Dude I'm chilling. I've unfortunately become so ubiquitous around here that other posters want to fuck with me regardless of what I'm doing. 

@Radical Larry agreed this thread fucking sucked from the get go.

I'm sorry. 

I'M SORRY. Alright?

Well…over 40k posts in 4 years, of course you’re ‘ubiquitous’.  And given this thread and your rep/post ratio, seems likely a not insignificant chunk is drunken ranting…so ‘unfortunately’ isn’t a word I woulda chosen.

[gmr548 16617]

This is the shartiest thread since Shaggybevo

Are you familiar with the shart thread?

[Willfully Horn 8068]

So, this is the “Fire Sark” thread, renamed as an insult to HC?

Lulz. T-shirt fan is infantile.

[mdmost 43078]

No, this was whining about losing to Tech because the OP was a reactionary titty baby. Basically a Texas fan after a loss. 

Surly needs a breathalyzer for making posts on gamedays. 

Edited October 9, 2022 by mdmost

[Degenerate Gardner 4089]

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

 

Surly needs a breathalyzer for making posts on gamedays. 

Ok Taliban 

[Braff Zacklin 13670]

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Surly needs a breathalyzer for making posts on gamedays. 

Then there'd only be like three posts all day ... and probably from @mdleast.

[TexArcher 38131]

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Surly needs a breathalyzer for making posts on gamedays. 

Might as well just shut the site down for maintenance on Saturdays then.

[Deej 77005]

"The Horns prison raped OU. I'm off to Surly!"

[Celery Man 21022]

18 hours ago, mdmost said:

Surly needs a breathalyzer for making posts on gamedays. 

[G650 14292]

On 10/9/2022 at 2:10 PM, mdmost said:

No, this was whining about losing to Tech because the OP was a reactionary titty baby. Basically a Texas fan after a loss. 

 

What's this "was" shit

[babysdaddy 2730]

On 10/8/2022 at 9:10 PM, blacklab said:

nope, not my circus, not my monkey

what about this guy?

[ChiTownDoc 21183]

On 9/24/2022 at 6:20 PM, ztejas said:

I don't give a shit. Permaban me. 

That's the most unacceptable fucking loss I've ever fucking seen from this football team.

Find the right guy. I don't know who it is but it isn't this chode. Losing the fanbase 4 fucking games into your 2nd season has to be some sort of record. 

That's the most embarrassing fucking loss I've ever seen in my God damn life. 

LMAO, how'd I miss this?  You definitely are national championship or 'we're the worst team ever' after every game.  Very very surly.  I'm a fan.  

[Braff Zacklin 13670]

4 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

LMAO, how'd I miss this?  You definitely are national championship or 'we're the worst team ever' after every game.  Very very surly.  I'm a fan.  

Speaking of which, your team (unfortunately) snapped back in a big way today. Gabriel is a difference maker.

[ChiTownDoc 21183]

35 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Speaking of which, your team (unfortunately) snapped back in a big way today. Gabriel is a difference maker.

At least Arnold Jackson and the croots won’t all bail - yet.  But OU sucks as you all are well aware.  I just don’t think cutty sark is anything special.  

[Braff Zacklin 13670]

31 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

At least Arnold Jackson and the croots won’t all bail - yet.  But OU sucks as you all are well aware.  I just don’t think cutty sark is anything special.  

Prefer single malts, do ya?

[Js1 85651]

At this point, his angry ranting and neg sprees after games for anyone who doesn’t agree with him is *Chef’s kiss*

[Brian Fantana 6697]

12 hours ago, Js1 said:

At this point, his angry ranting and neg sprees after games for anyone who doesn’t agree with him is *Chef’s kiss*

He's crazy. He's so insanely aggressive about every topic that I genuinely worry about his mental health. Needs to get off the internet.

In other words, pretty typical SMU grad.

[immamac 43389]

Ztejas is good shit IRL I think you guys take the internet a bit to seriously. 

[G650 14292]

8 hours ago, immamac said:

Ztejas is good shit IRL I think you guys take the internet a bit to seriously. 

Someone definitely takes the internet too seriously and his name starts with a Z. I had to basically quit reading the Chelsea FC thread behind that idiot.

[mdmost 43078]

8 hours ago, immamac said:

Ztejas is good shit IRL I think you guys take the internet a bit to seriously. 

[Cornpop 230]

Can we add a poll to this thread?

[MissingInAction 25245]

16 hours ago, immamac said:

Ztejas is good shit IRL I think you guys take the internet a bit to seriously. 

Can confirm.

[Js1 85651]

17 hours ago, immamac said:

Ztejas is good shit IRL I think you guys take the internet a bit to seriously. 

*too

And yeah, he does take this way too seriously.  A lot of people are good shit IRL, but put some alcohol in them and put them on a website and they're gonna go HAM after a football loss.  

[elfenix 34365]

17 hours ago, immamac said:

Ztejas is good shit IRL I think you guys take the internet a bit to seriously. 

is he?  iirc he chased off a couple nice looking girls from the alabama tailgate.