aggy @ Miss St SECN

[Dr. Teeth 5,813]

Muhammad or Toviano are about to get a huge pay bump for being the next missing piece. 

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1,258]

I’m erect

Must be nice.

[OU Sucks 8,743]

Ahahahahaha

[Laxtonto 11,901]

TO machine...

[GreenspointTexas 9,546]

Lmaoooo

[Horn117 648]

FUCK YES! FUCK YOU AGGY!

[Horn80 6,056]

rage aggy rage

[Stunns38 3,349]

LOL, fuck Stewart

[dcbc 14,367]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Again.

[HtownHorn 14,395]

There it is.

[Hank Scorpio 17,704]

Oh yeah. That’s the good stuff. 

[CooterBrown 17,852]

Go for the score, leach.

[GreenspointTexas 9,546]

Just now, Stunns38 said:

LOL, fuck Stewart

This

[Wishbone 4,729]

Haha! There’s it is!

[Pato del Muerto 52,235]

5 star Stewart there with one lazy hand

Edited October 1, 2022 by Pato del Muerto

[TexArcher 37,414]

I walked the dog and now it's the return of Haynes King??

Ahh, shit, y'all gonna learn now.  11-1 coming right up!

Edit: Fuckin' cheatin' Miss Sip State wearin' our colors confused our future Heisman winner.  Classless!!

Edited October 1, 2022 by TexArcher

[Guest]

Ho-Ho-Ho

Merry Cowbell to the State defender.

Fuck Texas A&M!!!

[FunkSoulBrother 923]

Hicks and Hill are the missing pieces to that aggy offense

[jw4381 3,046]

[BachelorTrek 2,920]

1 minute ago, Iguana said:

Lets go Pirate.  Complete this and give us an epic quote.

Waiting for the Pirate's riff on aggy and their fat girlfriends.  Lulz.

[Knoxtnhorn 5,923]

Ha-ha.  Eat a dick Stewart.

[Laxtonto 11,901]

Come on Klanaggy... go deep again Leech

[Xminus6 775]

Tried to make a single-handed catch. Tips it to CB for an INT. Complains about the pass. Haha. 

[TexLonghorn 5,577]

Oh no!  Heisman campaign over already in only 15 minutes.  Sadz.

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1,258]

October 1.

[lilMAC25 3,776]

Hahahahaha

[burntorangebongos 10,681]

Sweet interception. Way to go King and shitty receiver.

[Gut Wagon 8,051]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

5 star Stewart there with one lazy hand

If they'd just pay him twice as much, he'd use both hands. 

[HtownHorn 14,395]

There is no doubt that Stewart is going through the motions right now. He's totally portaling after this season.

[LTtxfan 48,823]

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I’m erect

Well quick... find Mrs. Sgt Hulk and get busy!!!  😋

[Yuk 1,489]

The needs about 5 missing pieces on OL.

[Alphie Solomons. 231]

oh man.    The Schadenfreude available on Texags is at full, blown Pulp Fiction Smack 'pure' levels. 

I can't believe after all of these years that still feels so good, but, Goddamnit,,,,,it does.

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Waiting for the Pirate's riff on aggy and their fat girlfriends.  Lulz.

does not compute.

People fuck up his meaning behind the quote all the time.  It didn't mean anyone's literal girlfriends.  It was about everyone getting their taint kissed after a win and feeling all good about themselves.  Alumni, the Press.  Anyone can be a "fat girlfriend" in that parlance.

Edited October 1, 2022 by slorch

[ousux 5,581]

aggys dropping like flies..


*Saving themselves for one of the following: draft, portal, next season

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,850]

Jaylon Jones and Denver Harris were the missing piece 

 

Evan Stewart was the missing piece 

 

Haynes King was the missing piece 

Walter Nolan and Shemar Stewart, and so on since 1940

 

Step right up Hill and Hicks Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Laxtonto 11,901]

Keep throwing... break 40!

[HtownHorn 14,395]

Defense reverting back to Sumlin levels.

[Topper13 3,188]

Sleeping giant, boys. Sleeping giant.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,033]

Pirate trying to score again

[orangeut 212]

Run it up Leach

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,850]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Defense reverting back to Sumlin levels.

Defense is reverting back to what it's always been since Hitler invaded Poland 

[BachelorTrek 2,920]

Just now, slorch said:

does not compute.

People fuck up his meaning behind the quote all the time.  IT didn't mean anyone's literal girlfriends.  It was about everyone getting their taint kissed after a win and feeling all good about themselves.  Alumni, the Press.  Anyone can be a "fat girlfriend" in that parleance.

Compute this.  Lulz.

[Sgt Hulk 13,617]

Take note sark when you go all brakes and no gas. 
 

this is fucking all gas no brakes 

[jw4381 3,046]

Oops

[Topper13 3,188]

Kickers, man

[Guest]

aggy gonna be proud of being .500 for the season  after next week.

Thank gawd it's just October...

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1,258]

Go for it.

[Shut up Lou Holtz 1,997]

Klan aggy kicker trying to blow the lead!!!

[OU Sucks 8,743]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Take note sark when you go all brakes and no gas. 
 

this is fucking all gas no brakes 

But the same result as Sark, no points.

[jw4381 3,046]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Take note sark when you go all brakes and no gas. 
 

this is fucking all gas no brakes 

palabra