Game Thread Texas vs. West Virginia - 6:30pm on FS1

[Laxtonto 12078]

[perfectchaos007 6626]

Good job Auburn. 

[tokamak 6395]

Why does FS1 keep showing me ads for a documentary about Sharon Fucking Osborne of all people? Who on earth would give a single solitary fuck about that?

[Nueces River Rat 5537]

[WBT 20561]

Sideshow Bert is already better than Dicker

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2026]

Just now, ATXbronco said:

Love that there is ten minutes left of drinking time and I don't feel stressed out.
 

You don’t feel stressed out “yet”

[Funk Doctor Spock 12179]

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

We've taken 1 shot downfield in the 2nd half and it was a 50 yard completion to Worthy. 

Why does Sark go away from this? 

 

Because he's kind of a dipshit

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Just now, orangeut said:

Sark is definitely NOT all gas.   His play calling really drops off in the 2nd half

The playcalling gives you gas

[LTtxfan 49144]

Alright Horns... let's get a turnover.

C'mon !!!

[stork642 4498]

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

That stupid ginger is pretty damned good. 

You should immortalize him.  

[HtownHorn 14670]

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

We've taken 1 shot downfield in the 2nd half and it was a 50 yard completion to Worthy. 

Why does Sark go away from this? 

 

Because it was a horrible decision and throw. We are also up 3 scores and don't need to give WVU more possessions.

[Valmy77 13225]

Just now, Duane Moore said:

Bert “Nails” Auburn.

What a nice surprise this kid has been. 

The $9.95 spent the whole off season warning us of doom on special teams. Money well spent.

[orangeut 212]

1 minute ago, BERT said:

Are you watching the game or just reading his post and going by that?? 

No, I am reading a book

[hookem48 4687]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Can't believe Sark isn't running a 5-out hurry-up air raid up 21 with 11 minutes to go at home. What a moron. 

they've been waiting all game for the 7 win Steve shit

[ATXbronco 4062]

Can we actually play some third and fourth stringers?
Which are we going to play next?!?
Which RB hasn't played yet this year?
Which Center????

[Horn80 6114]

Brando is drunk as shit

[Celery Man 20933]

Just now, RamjetFDO said:

 

 

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

its a FEMALE siloutte you idiot

[ztejas 43412]

1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Throw it to Sanders.  No one is tackling him.   He’s 28 years old. 

We need to wrap this up he has to pick up his 7th grader from their middle school dance by 10:30. 

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Brando is fucking retarded 

[CurlyDumps 4468]

How is there 10 fucking minutes left.

[shadow_operative 15932]

tim brando is a fucking moron. 

[Bevo Num1 1011]

These announcers may be borderline regarded.

[TexasGolf 4896]

Shut up brando 

[SlingeroGuitaro 189]

Chris Mohr is my favorite actor 

[GreenspointTexas 9598]

God i hate tim brando

[Modessit 5598]

O swallowed that guy

[THUJONE 4550]

Got DAMN Overshown

[Dogfishhead 100]

Overshown swarming to the ball


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[Firemans4Horn 18036]

Tim Brando needs to go to the glue factory. 

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Now this is the kind of game situation where the PK defense works.  Only need a 24 point lead and 10 minutes on the clock and it's NAILS.

[Stunns38 3460]

Nice…now don’t let these big 12 refs flag you for bullshjt

[millhouse 2603]

Agent 0 is a fucking boss

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2026]

Overshown takes him down 

[pops 6980]

Agent 0

[TexArcher 37770]

Holy shit, you're a god damned moron, Brando.

[TreatyOak 16311]

[jimmyjazz 45893]

How fucking stupid is he?  Jay Mohr?  Really?

[Ellellelle 308]

The announcer sounds like a moron.

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

we just cant fucking stop teams from getting a first down in the 4th quarter

[Wishbone 4759]

Brando is an idiot. Female outline and he’s guessing Jay Mohr.

[Nueces River Rat 5537]

O with the smack 

[Kel Varnsen 8458]

O killed a Guy

[totallynotabuttpirate 5395]

Up 24, we're going to play soft coverage and make them burn the clock. That's just good football. Their last drive took 7+ minutes. 

[Burt Macklin 19020]

And again our DBs are 7 yards off on 4th and 5. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12179]

I hope someone kicks Tim Brando in his hairy gaping pussy tonight 

[AkardStreetHobo 7]

Can this announcer shut the fuck up about his trivia record? Jesus Christ 

[TexArcher 37770]

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

How fucking stupid is he?  Jay Mohr?  Really?

And he said Chris Mohr.  With an outline of a female as part of the clue.  After bragging about how he's never missed before.

[coachherman'sgrill 2098]

FUCKING BULL SHIT

[Bevo14 8303]

Just now, Wishbone said:

Brando is an idiot. Female outline and he’s guessing Jay Mohr.

He manages to outdumb himself every time he opens his mouth.