Game Thread Texas vs. West Virginia - 6:30pm on FS1

[Laxtonto 13324]

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Good job Auburn. 

[tokamak 6687]

Why does FS1 keep showing me ads for a documentary about Sharon Fucking Osborne of all people? Who on earth would give a single solitary fuck about that?

[Nueces River Rat 5798]

[WBT 20994]

Sideshow Bert is already better than Dicker

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2115]

Just now, ATXbronco said:

Love that there is ten minutes left of drinking time and I don't feel stressed out.
 

You don’t feel stressed out “yet”

[Funk Doctor Spock 13288]

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

We've taken 1 shot downfield in the 2nd half and it was a 50 yard completion to Worthy. 

Why does Sark go away from this? 

 

Because he's kind of a dipshit

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Just now, orangeut said:

Sark is definitely NOT all gas.   His play calling really drops off in the 2nd half

The playcalling gives you gas

[LTtxfan 50025]

Alright Horns... let's get a turnover.

C'mon !!!

[stork642 4511]

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

That stupid ginger is pretty damned good. 

You should immortalize him.  

[HtownHorn 15233]

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

We've taken 1 shot downfield in the 2nd half and it was a 50 yard completion to Worthy. 

Why does Sark go away from this? 

 

Because it was a horrible decision and throw. We are also up 3 scores and don't need to give WVU more possessions.

[Valmy77 13626]

Just now, Duane Moore said:

Bert “Nails” Auburn.

What a nice surprise this kid has been. 

The $9.95 spent the whole off season warning us of doom on special teams. Money well spent.

[orangeut 216]

1 minute ago, BERT said:

Are you watching the game or just reading his post and going by that?? 

No, I am reading a book

[hookem48 4857]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Can't believe Sark isn't running a 5-out hurry-up air raid up 21 with 11 minutes to go at home. What a moron. 

they've been waiting all game for the 7 win Steve shit

[ATXbronco 4515]

Can we actually play some third and fourth stringers?
Which are we going to play next?!?
Which RB hasn't played yet this year?
Which Center????

[Horn80 6361]

Brando is drunk as shit

[Celery Man 21100]

Just now, RamjetFDO said:

 

 

[AUS-97HORN 12052]

its a FEMALE siloutte you idiot

[ztejas 44264]

1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Throw it to Sanders.  No one is tackling him.   He’s 28 years old. 

We need to wrap this up he has to pick up his 7th grader from their middle school dance by 10:30. 

[UTEX_ME 4289]

Brando is fucking retarded 

[CurlyDumps 4663]

How is there 10 fucking minutes left.

[shadow_operative 15932]

tim brando is a fucking moron. 

[Bevo Num1 1068]

These announcers may be borderline regarded.

[TexasGolf 5467]

Shut up brando 

[SlingeroGuitaro 189]

Chris Mohr is my favorite actor 

[GreenspointTexas 9989]

God i hate tim brando

[Modessit 5667]

O swallowed that guy

[THUJONE 4550]

Got DAMN Overshown

[Dogfishhead 100]

Overshown swarming to the ball


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[Firemans4Horn 18533]

Tim Brando needs to go to the glue factory. 

[Surly Bevo 25776]

Now this is the kind of game situation where the PK defense works.  Only need a 24 point lead and 10 minutes on the clock and it's NAILS.

[Stunns38 3805]

Nice…now don’t let these big 12 refs flag you for bullshjt

[millhouse 2733]

Agent 0 is a fucking boss

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2115]

Overshown takes him down 

[pops 7148]

Agent 0

[TexArcher 39074]

Holy shit, you're a god damned moron, Brando.

[TreatyOak 17404]

[jimmyjazz 47262]

How fucking stupid is he?  Jay Mohr?  Really?

[Ellellelle 355]

The announcer sounds like a moron.

[AUS-97HORN 12052]

we just cant fucking stop teams from getting a first down in the 4th quarter

[Wishbone 4958]

Brando is an idiot. Female outline and he’s guessing Jay Mohr.

[Nueces River Rat 5798]

O with the smack 

[Kel Varnsen 8749]

O killed a Guy

[totallynotabuttpirate 5489]

Up 24, we're going to play soft coverage and make them burn the clock. That's just good football. Their last drive took 7+ minutes. 

[Burt Macklin 19230]

And again our DBs are 7 yards off on 4th and 5. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13288]

I hope someone kicks Tim Brando in his hairy gaping pussy tonight 

[AkardStreetHobo 7]

Can this announcer shut the fuck up about his trivia record? Jesus Christ 

[TexArcher 39074]

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

How fucking stupid is he?  Jay Mohr?  Really?

And he said Chris Mohr.  With an outline of a female as part of the clue.  After bragging about how he's never missed before.

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

FUCKING BULL SHIT

[Bevo14 8468]

Just now, Wishbone said:

Brando is an idiot. Female outline and he’s guessing Jay Mohr.

He manages to outdumb himself every time he opens his mouth.