Game Thread Texas vs. West Virginia - 6:30pm on FS1

[TXRed 3585]

Damn, that was a close one!

[Bruh Man 3160]

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Wtf are you all so pissed about? It's about making them burn the clock and no big plays. That drive started with 10:22 left.

 

Weak sauce. Play an attractive brand of defense, show some killer instinct, and maybe big time defensive recruits will start looking our way again. What do you think Malik Muhammad is thinking watching our DBs show zero technique throughout the game?

[BachelorTrek 3326]

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

Holy shit. LSU came back from 0-17 to beat Auburn 21-17. 

HARSING deth watch commences!  Lulz.

[lockport 55]

eep what happened there? i'm confused 

[closetohumping 17830]

Let’s get one more!

[sidis 10019]

Tired of losing every fourth quarter. 

[ATXbronco 4527]

I'm guessing Okie Lite gets up to #8?

 

Too bad we'll have to FUCK that up for them on Oct. 22nd.

[UTEX_ME 4288]

We’ve had a lot of good bounces in this game otherwise it’s a one score game most likely 

[UTEE97 3944]

4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I want to have our entire pom squad sit on my face 

Are you John McAfee?

[The Dude 1263]

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

My lord.... how are you not ready for that?  That's some shitty ass coaching.  Lucky to get the ball back.  

Who could possibly be expecting an onside in that situation?

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

4 minutes ago, davi34 said:

Is Akina still at Stanford? He would definitely have the secondary playing better than this shit right?

He’s got to be 70 by now right?

[jimmyjazz 47327]

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

At the same time??

[bigcigar 1224]

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

5-0 KU sitting atop the B12?

That’s my point. This we “we just have really bad players” is bullshit

[msucolt45 4236]

You knew it was coming - I fault the “monkey Coach” on that - not being ready.

Hook’em!

[sith_horn 2533]

2 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Well that was far too close on the onside kick.

 

There's always the chance that funny shaped football will bounce goofy like it did.

[TXRed 3585]

Just now, Bruh Man said:

Weak sauce. Play an attractive brand of defense, show some killer instinct, and maybe big time defensive recruits will start looking our way again. What do you think Malik Muhammad is thinking watching our DBs show zero technique throughout the game?

Hopefully he’s thinking, “I can start there next season.”

[Rickylovesweed 15570]

1 minute ago, Bruh Man said:

Weak sauce. Play an attractive brand of defense, show some killer instinct, and maybe big time defensive recruits will start looking our way again. What do you think Malik Muhammad is thinking watching our DBs show zero technique throughout the game?

Yet you don't hold aggy to the same standard. Amazing how that works. 

[Pam Cummings 9886]

Ok now brakes. Run clock.

[Horn Dogg 4314]

5 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Mizzou about to go down with 4 left.

Mizzou is the fat girl that can’t get laid.

[Jersey Man10 3803]

Wtf is that instacart commercial

[Stunns38 3805]

Worthy looks like a young Dave Chapelle in the Nutty Professor.

[BachelorTrek 3326]

Just now, dingleberryswitzer said:

He’s got to be 70 by now right?

Leon Fuller is still alive, too.  Lulz.

[Hook1997 5528]

1 minute ago, UTEE97 said:

Are you John McAfee?

He said sit not shit. 

[ztejas 44285]

1 minute ago, Bruh Man said:

What do you think Malik Muhammad is thinking watching our DBs show zero technique throughout the game?

Probably that he could start as a true freshman. 

[Deej 77877]

Surly posters are the most bitchass posters. 

[Dark Horse 2436]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

We’ve had a lot of good bounces in this game otherwise it’s a one score game most likely 

Oh no, if they get all the bounces and we don’t they would have won. 

[cashman 10]

We should NOT still have starters in right now

[Surly Bevo 25778]

I think Bijan may have gotten a talking to about the dancing....

[Horn Dogg 4314]

Why is Bijan still in this game?

[Kel Varnsen 8749]

Get Bijan out of there!

[THUJONE 4550]

Bijan gettin' greasy.

[Hook1997 5528]

Why is Bijan in right now?  Can we not get Brooks some Carrie’s?

[Rickylovesweed 15570]

I don't want Bijan in the game but I also bet on Texas to cover the spread. 

So I'm conflicted here. 

[Dark Horse 2436]

Just now, Kel Varnsen said:

Get Bijan out of there!

Why not? People are tired of us losing the fourth quarter!

[TwiceHorn 32108]

1 minute ago, Horn Dogg said:

Mizzou is the fat girl that can’t get laid.

They just punted with 3 left.  Donezo.

[Bigbend1812 13062]

1 minute ago, sidis said:

Tired of losing every fourth quarter. 

Better than losing the game. 

[ztejas 44285]

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

We’ve had a lot of good bounces in this game otherwise it’s a one score game most likely 

WVU has not turned the ball over.

[Sheep Have Wool 1053]

Just now, Hook1997 said:

Why is Bijan in right now?  Can we not get Brooks some Carrie’s?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13437]

Just now, Horn Dogg said:

Why is Bijan still in this game?

Needs more practice running in a straight line.

[BachelorTrek 3326]

Just now, Hook1997 said:

Why is Bijan in right now?  Can we not get Brooks some Carrie’s?

What do you say if Brooks fumbles?

[davi34 80]

1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

Leon Fuller is still alive, too.  Lulz.

Well he’s still bound to be better than PK right?

[ztejas 44285]

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

I don't want Bijan in the game but I also bet on Texas to cover the spread. 

So I'm conflicted here. 

How the fuck would we not cover... 

[Biff Tannen 46203]

1 hour ago, sidis said:

Tired of losing every fourth quarter. 2nd half.

fixed

[totallynotabuttpirate 5492]

3 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Weak sauce. Play an attractive brand of defense, show some killer instinct, and maybe big time defensive recruits will start looking our way again. What do you think Malik Muhammad is thinking watching our DBs show zero technique throughout the game?

Hey, it's mister "Aggy is building a monster, I'm so scared". 

lulz gtfo 

[Hook1997 5528]

Just now, Sheep Have Wool said:

Fuck auto correct.  But that’s funny. 

[Valmy77 13626]

Why you call time out here WV? Just want to waste our time?

[Hank_Hill 20106]

4 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Weak sauce. Play an attractive brand of defense, show some killer instinct, and maybe big time defensive recruits will start looking our way again. What do you think Malik Muhammad is thinking watching our DBs show zero technique throughout the game?

Was A&Ms defense today attractive to you you fucking retard?

[millhouse 2733]

WVU calling time outs? 

[Surly Bevo 25778]

WVU called a timeout?  Ok....that's kind of bush league

[MillerEP 30907]

He learned, since they shoestring tackled him he spun it this time