Tim Brando sounds like someone shot his dog in front of him.

[Fondren & Main 6889]

This pleases me GREATLY.

[Horn80 6314]

He sounded drunk tonight

[stork642 4511]

Brando’s only friend is his dog…Jay Mohr.  

[Funk Doctor Spock 13191]

This title has me chuckling because you're not wrong lol 

Edited October 2, 2022 by Spider2YBanana

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Id rather someone shoot Brando in front of his dog. 

[ztejas 44114]

3 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Brando’s only friend is his dog…Jay Mohr.  

Someone's going to have to fill me in on the Jay Mohr thing. I think I missed it. 

[WhatTheBuck 28915]

2 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Id rather someone shoot Brando in front of his dog. 

So would his dog. 

[closetohumping 17802]

I disagree.  Sounded like he was intentionally kissing our ass, as if he's either been reading twitter about him hating us or his bosses have pointed out his bias.  He's changed.

[Grande Mart 533]

Tim Brando jacks off to a poster of Jay Mohr in his bedroom

[Spankytoes 1748]

6 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Brando’s only friend is his dog…Jay Mohr.  

Don’t you mean Chris Mohr?

[MrBig 5621]

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Someone's going to have to fill me in on the Jay Mohr thing. I think I missed it. 

This popped up and Brando was like “oh that’s so easy, it’s Jay Mohr” with absolute certainty 

[WBT 20940]

I'd like to buy that man a beer

[Deej 77737]

Brando drunkenly ran over his dog, backing out of his driveway. 

[GreenspointTexas 9936]

1 minute ago, MrBig said:

This popped up and Brando was like “oh that’s so easy, it’s Jay Mohr” with absolute certainty 

He actually said “Chris Mohr” which is even more hilarious

This thread has me howling

[Deej 77737]

That silhouette just screams Chris Mohr. 

[El Squared 1838]

I think Brando sired Galindo.

[MrBig 5621]

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

He actually said “Chris Mohr” which is even more hilarious

This thread has me howling

Here’s the clip. I’m still laughing

 

[Fondren & Main 6889]

This thread.  You guy are killing me.  I need another scotch to celebrate!  🤣 

[ztejas 44114]

4 minutes ago, MrBig said:

This popped up and Brando was like “oh that’s so easy, it’s Jay Mohr” with absolute certainty 

That's amazing. 

Renee, right?

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

He actually said “Chris Mohr” which is even more hilarious

This thread has me howling

“When I miss I miss big”

[GreenspointTexas 9936]

1 minute ago, MrBig said:

Here’s the clip. I’m still laughing

 

Omg yes. Ol’ chris mohr

[Par4 149]

He hasn't seen our defense fly to ball like this since "Ham" and "Lam" Jones.......a tailback and wide reciever.

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[Beau Vine 55853]

15 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Brando’s only friend is his dog…Jay Mohr.  

[Grande Mart 533]

Someone photoshop a face of "Chris" Mohr onto Renee Zellweger's body

[justhookit 4206]

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

That's amazing. 

Renee, right?

No, Matthew. Or maybe Tom.

Edited October 2, 2022 by justhookit

[ButtFumble 5253]

every time he calls it "Red River" I want to punch him ion the face

[Nueces River Rat 5764]

12 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I disagree.  Sounded like he was intentionally kissing our ass, as if he's either been reading twitter about him hating us or his bosses have pointed out his bias.  He's changed.

That was my thinking too.   I was surprised because on balance when he a Spencer have called our games, they’ve been asses.  

[GreenspointTexas 9936]

My sides hurt guys

[WBT 20940]

I'm pretty sure Jay Mohr is still waiting on his break out role

[MrBig 5621]

We need to ask Jeanie Buss if that’s what Jay Mohr looks like in the dark 

[stork642 4511]

I’m guessing Brando has frequently asked Jay or Chris for Mohr.  NTTAWWT

[Deej 77737]

"I was thinking about the other guy."

[justhookit 4206]

They all look like that in the dark.

[closetohumping 17802]

4 minutes ago, MrBig said:

We need to ask Jeanie Buss if that’s what Jay Mohr looks like in the dark 

[jeevsie 3789]

And it’s recovered by - guess who? Keilan Robinson!

[stork642 4511]

14 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

My sides hurt guys

You should see a nurse about that.  FYI bring your wallet.  

Edited October 2, 2022 by stork642

[Deej 77737]

9 minutes ago, justhookit said:

They all look like that in the dark.

Spencer Tillman?

[Red Five 41685]

If the winning kick had been from Bert Auburn, do you know what the headlines would have said? Auburn beats Texas.

[TexLonghorn 5737]

This is too easy!  That's Mohr spelled with an 'h'!  M - O - H - R

Edited October 2, 2022 by TexLonghorn

[mdmost 43873]

Fuck Tim Brando and his dog.