Tim Brando sounds like someone shot his dog in front of him.

[Fondren & Main 6,670]

This pleases me GREATLY.

[Horn80 6,075]

He sounded drunk tonight

[stork642 4,498]

Brando’s only friend is his dog…Jay Mohr.  

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,923]

This title has me chuckling because you're not wrong lol 

Edited October 2, 2022 by Spider2YBanana

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

Id rather someone shoot Brando in front of his dog. 

[ztejas 43,266]

3 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Brando’s only friend is his dog…Jay Mohr.  

Someone's going to have to fill me in on the Jay Mohr thing. I think I missed it. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,711]

2 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Id rather someone shoot Brando in front of his dog. 

So would his dog. 

[closetohumping 17,401]

I disagree.  Sounded like he was intentionally kissing our ass, as if he's either been reading twitter about him hating us or his bosses have pointed out his bias.  He's changed.

[Grande Mart 502]

Tim Brando jacks off to a poster of Jay Mohr in his bedroom

[Spankytoes 1,736]

6 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Brando’s only friend is his dog…Jay Mohr.  

Don’t you mean Chris Mohr?

[MrBig 5,289]

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Someone's going to have to fill me in on the Jay Mohr thing. I think I missed it. 

This popped up and Brando was like “oh that’s so easy, it’s Jay Mohr” with absolute certainty 

[WBT 20,422]

I'd like to buy that man a beer

[Deej 76,568]

Brando drunkenly ran over his dog, backing out of his driveway. 

[GreenspointTexas 9,567]

1 minute ago, MrBig said:

This popped up and Brando was like “oh that’s so easy, it’s Jay Mohr” with absolute certainty 

He actually said “Chris Mohr” which is even more hilarious

This thread has me howling

[Deej 76,568]

That silhouette just screams Chris Mohr. 

[El Squared 1,793]

I think Brando sired Galindo.

[MrBig 5,289]

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

He actually said “Chris Mohr” which is even more hilarious

This thread has me howling

Here’s the clip. I’m still laughing

 

[Fondren & Main 6,670]

This thread.  You guy are killing me.  I need another scotch to celebrate!  🤣 

[ztejas 43,266]

4 minutes ago, MrBig said:

This popped up and Brando was like “oh that’s so easy, it’s Jay Mohr” with absolute certainty 

That's amazing. 

Renee, right?

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

He actually said “Chris Mohr” which is even more hilarious

This thread has me howling

“When I miss I miss big”

[GreenspointTexas 9,567]

1 minute ago, MrBig said:

Here’s the clip. I’m still laughing

 

Omg yes. Ol’ chris mohr

[Par4 146]

He hasn't seen our defense fly to ball like this since "Ham" and "Lam" Jones.......a tailback and wide reciever.

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[Beau Vine 54,001]

15 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Brando’s only friend is his dog…Jay Mohr.  

[Grande Mart 502]

Someone photoshop a face of "Chris" Mohr onto Renee Zellweger's body

[justhookit 4,180]

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

That's amazing. 

Renee, right?

No, Matthew. Or maybe Tom.

Edited October 2, 2022 by justhookit

[ButtFumble 5,158]

every time he calls it "Red River" I want to punch him ion the face

[Nueces River Rat 5,529]

12 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I disagree.  Sounded like he was intentionally kissing our ass, as if he's either been reading twitter about him hating us or his bosses have pointed out his bias.  He's changed.

That was my thinking too.   I was surprised because on balance when he a Spencer have called our games, they’ve been asses.  

[GreenspointTexas 9,567]

My sides hurt guys

[WBT 20,422]

I'm pretty sure Jay Mohr is still waiting on his break out role

[MrBig 5,289]

We need to ask Jeanie Buss if that’s what Jay Mohr looks like in the dark 

[stork642 4,498]

I’m guessing Brando has frequently asked Jay or Chris for Mohr.  NTTAWWT

[Deej 76,568]

"I was thinking about the other guy."

[justhookit 4,180]

They all look like that in the dark.

[closetohumping 17,401]

4 minutes ago, MrBig said:

We need to ask Jeanie Buss if that’s what Jay Mohr looks like in the dark 

[jeevsie 3,722]

And it’s recovered by - guess who? Keilan Robinson!

[stork642 4,498]

14 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

My sides hurt guys

You should see a nurse about that.  FYI bring your wallet.  

Edited October 2, 2022 by stork642

[Deej 76,568]

9 minutes ago, justhookit said:

They all look like that in the dark.

Spencer Tillman?

[Red Five 40,664]

If the winning kick had been from Bert Auburn, do you know what the headlines would have said? Auburn beats Texas.

[TexLonghorn 5,592]

This is too easy!  That's Mohr spelled with an 'h'!  M - O - H - R

Edited October 2, 2022 by TexLonghorn

[mdmost 42,865]

Fuck Tim Brando and his dog.