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Brent Venables just gave up 700 yards of offense to a QB that couldn't complete a pass downfield until this season playing for a guy that got fired from Cal. 

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4 minutes ago, El Squared said:

Venables gets out of the shower to piss AND shit.

wait a minute.  If I feel the need to piss or shit while showering, I too, get out of the shower. 

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Venables simultaneously faps and eats a bag of Cheetos with the same hand, then licks the cheese powder off his fingers after he finishes.

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Brent Venables (direct quote): "The firehose is fully inserted in my mouth here. We've been blowing and going."

Hope he has max headroom for that…

have fun with the firehouse October 8th! Open wide!

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Venables pours hot pancake syrup into your ear instead of hot wax

Sorry, I haven't been out of the house since that time I went to a flea market on HW 290 near Austin and they had natural healing witch tents.  

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Brent Venables always leaves extra time on the work microwave, so you have to cancel it and THEN put in your time. AND he heats up his fish dinner in it.

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