brent venables kicks puppies.....

[Hmbre97 6297]

Venables helped Sandusky butt fuck little boys

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[Celery Man 20882]

Brent Venables wrote the song “Baby Shark”

[GhostOfTomJoad 9307]

Brent Venables always hits 'reply all' on group emails.

[Nueces River Rat 5529]

Brent Venables likes to  set off fire alarms at hotels at 3 AM .

[Goredho 17345]

Fake news.  Misleading information.  Brent Venables does not kick puppies.  In fact, he got his ass kicked by a puppy yesterday.  Which isn’t surprising, given Brent Venable’s childhood nickname was Brent Venereal.

[Mitch Cumsteen 18523]

Brent Venables doesn’t cover his mouth when he yawns. 

[Armybrat 40725]

Brent Venables peels his tomatoes.

[lilMAC25 3777]

8 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

Brent Venables thought Episode 1 was a fantastic movie.

Brent Venables thinks Episode 8 was even better.

[DanTheHorn 4897]

Thomas Brent Venables is not defined by the loss to k state but instead by the way he responded.

[OrangEngr 1034]

Brent venables thinks Antonio brown is living his best life

[TexArcher 37508]

Brent Venables does not like big butts and he can lie.

[Armybrat 40725]

Brent Venables and Elton John are eskimo brothers.

[Nicole44 22027]

2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Brent Venables does not like big butts and he can lie.

When Venables walks into a fire station and sees that hose he gets sprung.

Edited October 2, 2022 by Nicole44
Had to change to make it fit with the lyrics lol.

[lilMAC25 3777]

47 minutes ago, OrangEngr said:

Brent venables thinks Antonio brown is living his best life

Brent Venables searches for the unedited picture of Antonio Brown stroking it. “For research purposes”.

[burntorangebongos 10681]

Brent Venables does not courtesy flush. 

[Macanudo 12925]

Brent Venables doesn't want to Wang Ching tonight.

[Celery Man 20882]

Brent Venables cured cancer but is still working out the monetization.

[burntorangebongos 10681]

Chung, fixy fixy

[Horn80 6075]

Venables eats off the floor

[Surly Bevo 24695]

Brent Venables gets hard when Bob Stoops opens his mouth wide.

[orangebird 1079]

Brent Venables enjoys dial-up Internet from the comforts of his sister's trailer.

[Covri 6231]

If Venables were an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick.

[Celery Man 20882]

Brent Venables writes checks at the grocery store.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1140]

Brent Venables family tree is a cactus … it’s full of pricks.

[Wishbone 4731]

Brent Venables prefers FOP over Dapper Dan pomade.

['stache 21757]

Brent Venables is so boring and milquetoast that I literally can’t think of anything funny to say. He exists on the sideline like a lump of pasty mashed potatoes that is just seemingly there for no other reason than to make you indifferent to the point of disgust. Fuck him and his team anyway. 

[Eskimohorn 5613]

Brent Venables is the Vanderbilt baseball whistler

[TexMexBuddha 987]

Brent Venables tried to cash in his S&H Green stamps at the bag-o-dicks store for a discount.

[77horn 216]

Brent Venables' brisket is drier than Lincoln Riley's

[Jebus 1300]

10 hours ago, The Dark Knight said:

Wait….these are actually true. 
 

What are you talking about? These are all true

Edited October 2, 2022 by Jebus

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2004]

Brent venables sucks his grandmas dick

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Brent Venables uses Jimbo Fisher for marriage counseling.  

[Rimbo 25772]

3 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

Brent Venables thinks Episode 8 was even better.

... and that Episode 9 was the best of all.

[thunderlounge 7754]

Brent Venables fucked the Olsen twins…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

… before they were famous. 

[pops 6973]

Brent Venables watched Bros. Twice. 

[Helobious 9480]

Brent Venables got fired from OU before. Literally.

[SizzleChest 8275]

[Chooky 13302]

Everybody except for Brent Venables was Kung Fu fighting.

[ousux 5586]

Brent Venables celebrates Creed's entire catalog and still hasn't washed that part of his forehead where Scott Stapp's spit landed in 2002.

[Eskimohorn 5613]

In the Fall 2019, Brent Venables was enjoying some raw pangolin at his favorite Wuhan market shop before wandering into a nearby science lab and breaking some beakers marked sarscov2. A week later he took some Tylenol to help manage his flu-like symptoms before traveling to Rome, Madrid, Paris, London, before his trip back to the states, visiting family in nursing homes in New York, San Francisco, LA, and Seattle. Really, a world-wind tour.

Next summer, he’s looking forward to his trip to the Congo.

[Carlosdanger 30]

Brent Venables cooks briskets in the oven.

Edited October 2, 2022 by Carlosdanger

[smoky 837]

The Red Skull hates it when people confuse him for Brent Venables

[Texasborn91 897]

Brent Venables liked the ending of Game of thrones 

[BrazilHorn 6576]

Brent Venables is the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not have the goddamn common courtesy to give them a reach around.

[Macanudo 12925]

Brent Venables thinks Lowell Galindo and Gary Danielson would be the perfect booth crew.

[Celery Man 20882]

Brent Venables wants to move the RRS to Jerryworld.

[burntorangebongos 10681]

Brent Venables has a tramp stamp that says "cock holster" with an arrow pointing to his ass.

[Zeus 5947]

Brent Venables is monkey pox patient zero

[burntorangebongos 10681]

Brent Venables will tip a mariachi band to play "Amarillo by Morning" and even worse, he does it to jazz bands too.

[Nicole44 22027]

You ask Chuck Norris (OK Native) what time it is and Chuck yells “Venables Sucks!” Before he roundhouse kicks you in the face and beats up his own shadow.

Edited October 2, 2022 by Nicole44
Didn’t like how I worded it the first time. Lulz