brent venables kicks puppies.....

[Hmbre97 6333]

Venables helped Sandusky butt fuck little boys

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[Celery Man 21010]

Brent Venables wrote the song “Baby Shark”

[GhostOfTomJoad 9368]

Brent Venables always hits 'reply all' on group emails.

[Nueces River Rat 5556]

Brent Venables likes to  set off fire alarms at hotels at 3 AM .

[Goredho 17427]

Fake news.  Misleading information.  Brent Venables does not kick puppies.  In fact, he got his ass kicked by a puppy yesterday.  Which isn’t surprising, given Brent Venable’s childhood nickname was Brent Venereal.

[Mitch Cumsteen 18597]

Brent Venables doesn’t cover his mouth when he yawns. 

[Armybrat 40938]

Brent Venables peels his tomatoes.

[lilMAC25 3824]

8 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

Brent Venables thought Episode 1 was a fantastic movie.

Brent Venables thinks Episode 8 was even better.

[DanTheHorn 4969]

Thomas Brent Venables is not defined by the loss to k state but instead by the way he responded.

[OrangEngr 1035]

Brent venables thinks Antonio brown is living his best life

[TexArcher 38081]

Brent Venables does not like big butts and he can lie.

[Armybrat 40938]

Brent Venables and Elton John are eskimo brothers.

[Nicole44 22079]

2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Brent Venables does not like big butts and he can lie.

When Venables walks into a fire station and sees that hose he gets sprung.

Edited October 2, 2022 by Nicole44
Had to change to make it fit with the lyrics lol.

[lilMAC25 3824]

47 minutes ago, OrangEngr said:

Brent venables thinks Antonio brown is living his best life

Brent Venables searches for the unedited picture of Antonio Brown stroking it. “For research purposes”.

[burntorangebongos 10752]

Brent Venables does not courtesy flush. 

[Macanudo 13019]

Brent Venables doesn't want to Wang Ching tonight.

[Celery Man 21010]

Brent Venables cured cancer but is still working out the monetization.

[burntorangebongos 10752]

Chung, fixy fixy

[Horn80 6135]

Venables eats off the floor

[Surly Bevo 25221]

Brent Venables gets hard when Bob Stoops opens his mouth wide.

[orangebird 1079]

Brent Venables enjoys dial-up Internet from the comforts of his sister's trailer.

[Covri 6253]

If Venables were an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick.

[Celery Man 21010]

Brent Venables writes checks at the grocery store.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

Brent Venables family tree is a cactus … it’s full of pricks.

[Wishbone 4789]

Brent Venables prefers FOP over Dapper Dan pomade.

['stache 21892]

Brent Venables is so boring and milquetoast that I literally can’t think of anything funny to say. He exists on the sideline like a lump of pasty mashed potatoes that is just seemingly there for no other reason than to make you indifferent to the point of disgust. Fuck him and his team anyway. 

[Eskimohorn 5644]

Brent Venables is the Vanderbilt baseball whistler

[TexMexBuddha 988]

Brent Venables tried to cash in his S&H Green stamps at the bag-o-dicks store for a discount.

[77horn 216]

Brent Venables' brisket is drier than Lincoln Riley's

[Jebus 1330]

10 hours ago, The Dark Knight said:

Wait….these are actually true. 
 

What are you talking about? These are all true

Edited October 2, 2022 by Jebus

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2050]

Brent venables sucks his grandmas dick

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Brent Venables uses Jimbo Fisher for marriage counseling.  

[Rimbo 26162]

3 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

Brent Venables thinks Episode 8 was even better.

... and that Episode 9 was the best of all.

[thunderlounge 7964]

Brent Venables fucked the Olsen twins…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

… before they were famous. 

[pops 7007]

Brent Venables watched Bros. Twice. 

[Helobious 9467]

Brent Venables got fired from OU before. Literally.

[SizzleChest 8284]

[Chooky 13320]

Everybody except for Brent Venables was Kung Fu fighting.

[ousux 5602]

Brent Venables celebrates Creed's entire catalog and still hasn't washed that part of his forehead where Scott Stapp's spit landed in 2002.

[Eskimohorn 5644]

In the Fall 2019, Brent Venables was enjoying some raw pangolin at his favorite Wuhan market shop before wandering into a nearby science lab and breaking some beakers marked sarscov2. A week later he took some Tylenol to help manage his flu-like symptoms before traveling to Rome, Madrid, Paris, London, before his trip back to the states, visiting family in nursing homes in New York, San Francisco, LA, and Seattle. Really, a world-wind tour.

Next summer, he’s looking forward to his trip to the Congo.

[Carlosdanger 30]

Brent Venables cooks briskets in the oven.

Edited October 2, 2022 by Carlosdanger

[smoky 840]

The Red Skull hates it when people confuse him for Brent Venables

[Texasborn91 968]

Brent Venables liked the ending of Game of thrones 

[BrazilHorn 6637]

Brent Venables is the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not have the goddamn common courtesy to give them a reach around.

[Macanudo 13019]

Brent Venables thinks Lowell Galindo and Gary Danielson would be the perfect booth crew.

[Celery Man 21010]

Brent Venables wants to move the RRS to Jerryworld.

[burntorangebongos 10752]

Brent Venables has a tramp stamp that says "cock holster" with an arrow pointing to his ass.

[Zeus 6178]

Brent Venables is monkey pox patient zero

[burntorangebongos 10752]

Brent Venables will tip a mariachi band to play "Amarillo by Morning" and even worse, he does it to jazz bands too.

[Nicole44 22079]

You ask Chuck Norris (OK Native) what time it is and Chuck yells “Venables Sucks!” Before he roundhouse kicks you in the face and beats up his own shadow.

Edited October 2, 2022 by Nicole44
Didn’t like how I worded it the first time. Lulz