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Fake news.  Misleading information.  Brent Venables does not kick puppies.  In fact, he got his ass kicked by a puppy yesterday.  Which isn’t surprising, given Brent Venable’s childhood nickname was Brent Venereal.

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2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Brent Venables does not like big butts and he can lie.

When Venables walks into a fire station and sees that hose he gets sprung.

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Had to change to make it fit with the lyrics lol.
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47 minutes ago, OrangEngr said:

Brent venables thinks Antonio brown is living his best life

Brent Venables searches for the unedited picture of Antonio Brown stroking it. “For research purposes”.

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Brent Venables is so boring and milquetoast that I literally can’t think of anything funny to say. He exists on the sideline like a lump of pasty mashed potatoes that is just seemingly there for no other reason than to make you indifferent to the point of disgust. Fuck him and his team anyway. 

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10 hours ago, The Dark Knight said:

Wait….these are actually true. 
 

What are you talking about? These are all true

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Brent Venables celebrates Creed's entire catalog and still hasn't washed that part of his forehead where Scott Stapp's spit landed in 2002.

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In the Fall 2019, Brent Venables was enjoying some raw pangolin at his favorite Wuhan market shop before wandering into a nearby science lab and breaking some beakers marked sarscov2. A week later he took some Tylenol to help manage his flu-like symptoms before traveling to Rome, Madrid, Paris, London, before his trip back to the states, visiting family in nursing homes in New York, San Francisco, LA, and Seattle. Really, a world-wind tour.

Next summer, he’s looking forward to his trip to the Congo.

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You ask Chuck Norris (OK Native) what time it is and Chuck yells “Venables Sucks!” Before he roundhouse kicks you in the face and beats up his own shadow.

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Didn’t like how I worded it the first time. Lulz
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