brent venables kicks puppies.....

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Brent Venables has been to every Manny Diaz seminar on the fundamentals of tackling.  Then he compared notes with Todd Orlando and Mike Stoops.  

[Todd Gack 432]

Brent Venables likes the smell of shit and Lysol spray.


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[Celery Man 20981]

Before beginning his career in coaching, Brett Venables produced direct response television commercials including this one from 1994

 

[Stunns38 3538]

Brent Venables always hits 'reply all' on group emails.

And he’s the one who replies to all saying “stop replying to all”.

[nnm 36481]

Brent Venables doesn’t return his shopping cart to the cart corral when he finishes unloading his groceries in his Bro Dozer double-parked in a handicapped space adjoining a fire zone.
 

Can’t believe it took this long. 

Edited October 2, 2022 by nnm

[hookemATL 11803]

Brent Venables has a vacation home in Auschwitz and routinely strangles endangered animals in order to reach climax. 

[Nicole44 22072]

Rock Master Scott & the Dynamic Three thinks Venables defense is a dumpster fire.

Ted Roof, Ted Roof, Ted Roof is on fire (We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn!)

[Celery Man 20981]

8 minutes ago, nnm said:

Brent Venables doesn’t return his shopping cart to the cart corral when he finishes unloading his groceries in his Bro Dozer double-parked in a handicapped space adjoining a fire zone.
 

Can’t believe it took this long. 

FUCKing lazybones

[Macanudo 12999]

Brent Venables thinks Cracker Barrel is pinnacle of fine dining.

[General Specific 3262]

Brent Venables calls meetings instead of sending emails!

[Pam Cummings 9647]

Brent Venables loves it when they cut to Aaron Judge.

[BossHawg 13]

Brent Venables drinks his own urine because its sterile and he likes the taste.

[Rockethorn1978 6101]

Brent venables thinks Jeffrey dahmer was a great guy and doesn’t understand what all the fuss about him is.

[dcbc 14496]

Venables slices brisket with the grain and enjoys it with lots of ketchup.

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

Brent Venables coughs and spits his boogers on the produce at the grocery store. 

[Chooky 13317]

Brent Venables can't play an accordion, yet he constantly plays an accordion.

[Chooky 13317]

Brent Venables prefers tire turf as a playing surface over grass. 

[UTEE97 3522]

Venables turns down a date with Kate to go out with Bob Stoops.

[Macanudo 12999]

Brent Venables stars in soft core Furry porn.

[coachherman'sgrill 2239]

Venables has an ass tattoo of Riley showing off his belly tattoo

[coachherman'sgrill 2239]

Venables thinks JLo and Ben are two ships in the night

[Doze 1322]

Brent Venebles hates these cans.

 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Mike Ditka thinks Brent Venables is a pussy.

[DFW Horn 6133]

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Rock Master Scott & the Dynamic Three thinks Venables defense is a dumpster fire.

Ted Roof, Ted Roof, Ted Roof is on fire (We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn!)

Ted Roof's defensive pedigree includes a stint at Vanderbilt, ya stupid sip.

(admittedly I had to Google who the fuck he is)

[El Squared 1812]

Brent Venables hits on chicks in the lobby of Ronald McDonald’s House.

[El Squared 1812]

Brent Venables likes to pull the fire alarm in the dementia unit of nursing homes.

[Hermanator 7124]

6 hours ago, Covri said:

If Venables were an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick.

If Venables was a spice he'd be flour

[El Squared 1812]

On his honeymoon, Brent Venables used Crazy Glue instead of K-Y. Bob Stoops had to get a colostomy.

[Nicole44 22072]

Bob Stoops had to cut Venables off at the “All The Dicks You Can Eat” buffet.

[Hermanator 7124]

1 hour ago, longhornmatt said:

Brent Venables masturbates on commercial flights, but only on September 11th.

Venables air drops pics of other guys' dicks to everyone on his flight

[Serak The Preparer 3431]

Brent Venables thinks we need more crypto and sports betting commercials.

[52-80 19205]

brent veneables shares his Wordle progress on social media

brent venables is Humbled and Proud to post announcements on linkedin

[Macanudo 12999]

Brent Venables thinks K-Pop is superior to classic rock.

[Eskimohorn 5642]

Brent Venables was the architect of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. He’s cultivated it since the fall of the Soviet Union. He’s now planning to restart an Irish civil war to really stick it to Bono for celebrating the fall of the Berlin Wall.

[Not a Sock 2313]

Brent Venables thinks the Hobbit Trilogy is better than the Lord of the Rings Trilogy.

[Dr Phil WIth Hair 273]

Brent Venables works the Suicide Prevention Hotline and puts everyone on hold.

[Celery Man 20981]

Brent Venables called up his old high school buddies out of the blue to talk to them about an exciting opportunity to own their own business.

Edited October 2, 2022 by Celery Man

[Horn of Gabriel 1650]

Brett Venables playlist is Boomer Sooner with the occasional Baby Shark mixed in

[52-80 19205]

brent venables think pink floyd is the lead singer

[dcbc 14496]

Venables wants to bring Baylor to the SEC with Texas and OUsucks.

[TexLonghorn 5671]

When Nasa launched a rocket at an asteroid,

Brent Venables was, well, quite overjoyed.

He said, "This is good!"

Though he misunderstood.

And now he throws rocks at his hemorrhoids.

[millhouse 2615]

brent venables invented the flavor and scent "pumpkin spice"

[dcbc 14496]

Venables sells Scentsy and all of the OU players are his down line. 

[Nicole44 22072]

Brent Venables DVR’s infomercials. 

[Celery Man 20981]

While at Paul Reed Smith, Venables served as chief designer for the Silver Sky.

[burntorangebongos 10750]

Brent Venebles thinks he is so smart. He told me an onion is the only food that can make you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

[PsychMike 1552]

Brent Venables shops at The RealReal.

[Hmbre97 6325]

Venables requests EXTRA beans in his chili

[dcbc 14496]

Principal Skinner and Brent Venebles were in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and the baby looked at me.

 

[Stunns38 3538]

Venables pisses with his pants down to his ankles when he’s not sitting down.