Game Week Thread OU SUCKS

[texifornia 56519]

At least make it a Horns Down, guys. This is just lazy.

 

[Jersey Man10 3508]

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

I don't know how to actualize fear. My blood type is piss and vinegar. Whatever shitass excuse of a human that trots out onto that field that is not wearing a uniform for BEVO; generations. I want generations of progeny to know who fucking hit them.

[Droopy 2623]

11 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Nah, that’s my son & his wife. 
We haven’t been to an OU game in 6 or 7 years.

They are having dinner here this evening:

https://www.monarchrestaurants.com/menu/

I ate their too but we were at the head table and knew the owner. Our total for 5 guys was $5,118.23. 😳 But the owner discounted down to $1.,487.82. BUT…

6 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

If I am going to eat $1000 worth of king crab legs, I’m wearing sweatpants to the restaurant. 

Dude. We had a 7 course meal that included… the largest shrimp scampi, oysters and Cavier, crab rigatoni, grilled king crab, waygu prosciutto, steak, grilled asparagus, 6 different desserts, and $2600 of wine. We drank 10 bottles. Best meal I’ve ever had. 

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Boner fuel. 

Edited October 8, 2022 by Droopy

[Queen Bitch 1692]

If you aren’t drunk on your couch watching the 2008 Texas-OU game, what are you even doing with your life??

[BurgleBro 772]

Jesus they're everywhere, they took over Papadeaux

[tx 3 putt 76372]

18 minutes ago, Droopy said:

I ate their too but we were at the head table and knew the owner. Our total for 5 guys was $5,118.23. 😳 But the owner discounted down to $1.,487.82. BUT…

Dude. We had a 7 course meal that included… the largest shrimp scampi, oysters and Cavier, crab rigatoni, grilled king crab, waygu prosciutto, steak, grilled asparagus, 6 different desserts, and $2600 of wine. We drank 10 bottles. Best meal I’ve ever had. 

Boner fuel. 

 

 i need some words here, looks interesting 

[ALexusTexus7 114]

I think we probably want to play our best players.

It’s almost like saying “I think we probably want to call our best plays” and then Sarkisian calls for the wildcat.


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[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

Merry Hatemas.

To all, good tidings. Excepting any fucking sooner.

Men, Women, and androgynous life forms; we all hate that which claims to be a place of higher learning

Hate as you heart will allow.

 

I will hate beyond the twinkle of any star in the sky.

 

I HATE OKLAHOMA.

[TexArcher 37508]

Good morning, you magnificent bastards.

Let's break some methy hearts today.

[Cajun 11675]

On 10/4/2022 at 9:01 AM, Cajun said:

Sunset down at my place near Bigfoot last evening.  I'm feeling much more confident about Saturday now...

Moon this morning at about 5:40am (game day) from the same spot.  The Gods definitely favor Texas today—- 

[Zeus 5950]

Sun rising on the third coast

OU still sucks

[ForTheCorner 51]

The DART train I'm riding in says to give my seat to the profoundly disabled, grudgingly getting up right now for all the Oklahoma fans in the car.

Its going to be an all-time smackdown today, proving scientifically, ethically, and philosophically once and for all that OU sucks. Go Horns.

 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

I carry so much. Today is our day to railroad everything. Today is HATEMAS. fuck oklahoma.

 

BEVO bless you and gore all in his path.

[Herbie Hancock 7306]

Drinking whiskey from my paper coffee cup in the Anatole lobby waiting for my Uber to the game. TEXAS FIGHT!!!

[JohnnyRage 1617]

Fuck it, Kill'em all.

All

[Herpa Derpa 6112]

[brakeman 28241]

hook'em!

[Art Vandelay 1710]

Boys, it's game day. Fuck Oklahoma. That is all.

\m/  HOOK'EM!!!  \m/

[Cajun 11675]

Game day brisket just off the smoke & resting…

[South Austin 52144]

I have very un-Christ-like feelings toward OU.

[Armypilot 92]

Just saw Brent Venables make a mean face at a baby 

 

fuck these cock suckers 

[Herbie Hancock 7306]

Beer number three. Okie “men” have bigger tits than the women do.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11668]

I would say to the Board, as I said to those who have joined this University, I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many long quarters of toil and struggle.

You ask what is our policy. I will say, it is to wage war with all our might, with all the strength that God can give us, to wage war against a monstrous tyranny never surpassed in the dark, lamentable catalogue of human crime.

You ask what is our aim? I can answer in one word: Victory. Victory at all costs. Victory in spite of all terror. Victory however long and hard the road may be. For without victory there is no survival.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

18 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Game day brisket just off the smoke & resting…

I went to the range for work on Tuesday. I am prideful of my marksmanship. Half of one American inch. I shot 99.3%. I would not reward myself with any morsel of that beautiful meat. I deserve none.

[JFKFC 4878]

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

H. L. Mencken

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

Apparently, there is a game today.

I don't read to good no more. I don't hear well either.

 

You meat bags need to make me hear every goddamned thing. Put down your wife's purse. Today is about hatred. Open that box with me.

 

Fuck that purse.

[Fud 9546]

 

[ConchoPearlNecklace 76]

Fuck zero U

[thunderlounge 7758]

 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

I smell something. I know when meat is getting smoked.

 

 

Whoo baby. I love that scent.

[Queen Bitch 1692]

On 10/4/2022 at 9:29 AM, Queen Bitch said:

 

This is exactly the kind of thing Mack used to say days before one of those 65-13 style shellackings.

Get ready boys. It's gonna be a fun Saturday.

 

Told y'all. 

[Zeus 5950]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2dPnsyPN-G/?igsh=N2I4Ym55MGdjODFi
 

 

[TejasPedro 1849]

Toby Keith has passed, but OU still sux