Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: They Can't Keep Getting Away With This

[Funk Doctor Spock 13043]

1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

He's almost as old as I am, and I've lost quite a bit off my vertical jump.

Man that kid is unbelievable. I actually meant to say Jalen Lott, but damn, that kid is the real deal. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22879]

Nice addition to the visitor list this weekend.

https://www.on3.com/db/noah-clark-238395/

[Elmer_Fudd 22879]

5* WR from Georgia

https://247sports.com/player/devin-carter-46135482/

[Coach pop a bitch 5887]

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22879]

On 10/14/2024 at 4:34 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Nice addition to the visitor list this weekend.

https://www.on3.com/db/noah-clark-238395/

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13043]

Isn't he the first NC player to ever visit Texas in football? Fucking wild what winning does with a competent staff. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5887]

 

[Getafix 29300]

 

Nice ... 

 

 

 

[Ricky Butler 2769]

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Nice ... 

 

 

 

After last night, we should only recruit QBs whose dads can defend at an NBA level. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13043]

5 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Nice ... 

 

 

 

Kid is gonna be special. He's bringing recruits with him. Plus he'll get to learn from Lacey and Owens, and Arch. 

[Getafix 29300]

 

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On3 writeup accompanying rankings update for Bell:

 

 

Edited October 21 by Getafix

[Hornius Emeritus 12688]

20 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Nice ... 

 

 

 

Raja Bell is 6'5" and Dia looks to be every bit as tall as his dad. I'm very excited to see what this young man is going to do here.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20800]

19 hours ago, Ricky Butler said:

After last night, we should only recruit QBs whose dads can defend at an NBA level. 

Raja gets mad respect from me for clotheslining Kobe in the playoffs in 2006.  Kobe deserved it. He'd hit Raja several times in the face and the refs refused to call him for it.

 

[Getafix 29300]

 

*LOOKS* like Wiltfong has put in a pick (Fong Bomb) for John Turntine, to Texas.  

Turntine and family were at the game Saturday.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[LCHorn 2731]

If shaving wasn’t required when I was in high school I would have looked like Billy Gibbons at graduation.  

[Funk Doctor Spock 13043]

1 hour ago, LCHorn said:

If shaving wasn’t required when I was in high school I would have looked like Billy Gibbons at graduation.  

I would rather look like Justin Chancellor from Tool, but you do you. 

Actually, I wish I could grow such a magnificent beard like that. 

[Getafix 29300]

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

*LOOKS* like Wiltfong has put in a pick (Fong Bomb) for John Turntine, to Texas.  

Turntine and family were at the game Saturday.

 

 

 

Wiltfong confirmed on his Wiltfong Whiparound today that he's predicting John Turntine to Texas.

 

 

 

 

 

[speed817 19777]

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

*LOOKS* like Wiltfong has put in a pick (Fong Bomb) for John Turntine, to Texas.  

Turntine and family were at the game Saturday.

 

 

 

 

 

 

His old man better hook me up with some tickets for all the Spanish homework I did for him back in high school 😏

[kevwun 16094]

That is a svelte 305.

[HenryJames 66835]

Turntine's dad is 6'2"275 as a comparison and played dline for TCU.

[Junior Bonner 6375]

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Turntine's dad is 6'2"275 as a comparison and played dline for TCU.

Was he able to gain weight? That’s hereditary, y’know… 

[kevwun 16094]

12 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Turntine's dad is 6'2"275 as a comparison and played dline for TCU.

Then I would say Jr. is closer to 6'5" than his current listed height.

[tejas60 3541]

Cross him off, then. 

[texifornia 58356]

https://www.on3.com/db/samu-moala-162136/

[speed817 19777]

4 hours ago, kevwun said:

That is a svelte 305.

Complete opposite of this 305.....

[Thiefery 5072]

4 hours ago, speed817 said:

Complete opposite of this 305.....

[Shaddie 1677]

On 10/21/2024 at 5:33 PM, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I would rather look like Justin Chancellor from Tool, but you do you. 

Actually, I wish I could grow such a magnificent beard like that. 

So according to your last line not sure if you're advocating for Top or not. If not admitting Billy's beard is best in universe then you will be negged till your eyeballs fall out of your head.  

[Dilligas 674]

Hoping this goes better than Fasusi, seemed like he was a UT lock for awhile also. Guess the timing for playing time will be better.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13043]

1 hour ago, Shaddie said:

So according to your last line not sure if you're advocating for Top or not. If not admitting Billy's beard is best in universe then you will be negged till your eyeballs fall out of your head.  

His beard is good but not great. It is unkempt, as Justin Chancellor has a bequtiful, magnificent beard. Just look at the magestic aura that beams from it. 

That's a Jesus Christ beard. 

Edited October 23 by Funk Doctor Spock

[MirrOlure 15085]

 
            
 
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On3 writeup accompanying rankings update for Bell:

 
 

“…manipulate the football…”

Just when you think they’ve run out of terms and phrases to describe QB talent…

[Getafix 29300]

 

 

 

 

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13043]

Kaydon Finley is destined to be on the 40. I honestly don't know who the other kids are. But damn Finley is a baller. Same with Jalen Lott. Those two are just built different. Obviously Turntine III will be a massive grab. 

[texifornia 58356]

8 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Kaydon Finley is destined to be on the 40. I honestly don't know who the other kids are. But damn Finley is a baller. Same with Jalen Lott. Those two are just built different. Obviously Turntine III will be a massive grab. 

Mike Brown is a fun one because this is his dad: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reggie_Brown_(linebacker)

[Getafix 29300]

 

Dia Bell ballin ... 👀  👀  👀 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Mother mopar 3368]

He throws a pretty deep ball. 

[Gut Wagon 8212]

Bottom part always warms the cockles. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13043]

8 hours ago, texifornia said:

Mike Brown is a fun one because this is his dad: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reggie_Brown_(linebacker)

That's such an awesome clip. That kid needs to be in our class. Who is his dad?

[texifornia 58356]

1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

That's such an awesome clip. That kid needs to be in our class. Who is his dad?

...maybe check that link again

[Funk Doctor Spock 13043]

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

...maybe check that link again

Sorry, not that clip. I don't know I said that. I looked up his hudl. It was only his soph season, but he's good. 

What really stands out is everyone is tiny except for him. 

Edited October 26 by Funk Doctor Spock

[Ricky's one-hitter 9446]

 

https://www.on3.com/db/bralan-womack-235910/

[Getafix 29300]

 

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[Funk Doctor Spock 13043]

Jalen Lott and Kaydon Finley 

[Getafix 29300]

(Williams is a 2026)

 

 

ON THE CB, FROM COLLIN KENNEDY (OU 247)

 

"But the current feedback gives the impression it's Texas in prime position with the in-state safety. Williams has a strong relationship with safeties coach Blake Gideon, a teammate of his and a Longhorns commit in Caleb Chester, plus several others around the program in Austin.

From the sounds of it, there's not much momentum here as far as the Sooners' standing. Williams hasn't been back to Norman in months and he's been able to get on Texas' campus a couple times this season.

There are a few other moving pieces behind the scenes that might lead to Texas ultimately locking this recruitment down. Given the current read of the situation plus an awareness of what might happen, it feels justified to enter this new prediction."

 

 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9446]

That reads like he's reclassifying

[Elmer_Fudd 22879]

 

[texifornia 58356]

https://www.on3.com/db/kayden-dixon-wyatt-154111/

[texifornia 58356]

On 10/30/2024 at 10:01 PM, texifornia said:

https://www.on3.com/db/kayden-dixon-wyatt-154111/

 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9446]

Bless you for enduring that platform right now. 

[texifornia 58356]

58 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Bless you for enduring that platform right now. 

My Following page is HIGHLY curated at this point

Also I already live in a swing state and somehow ended up on both Texas Senate and SF City Council texting lists. My ability to endure unimaginable amounts of spam and slop on my screens is unrivaled.

[texifornia 58356]