Hate Week 2022

[ztejas 43266]

Much like Passover, Ramadan, or Lent - today (or yesterday - depending on how you practice) we begin a week of remembrance, spiritual connection, fellowship, and yes, of course - hate for the sister-fucking, meth-smoking, land-thieving denizens of the wide, flat, barren wasteland that is our unfortunate neighbor to the north - Oklahoma. 

Like any of the 50 states of our union there are perhaps some redeeming qualities about the state and its citizens. At the moment I cannot think of any, but it isn't an impossible suggestion. There may be a sandwich worth eating, a nice dog worth petting, a few coeds with most of their teeth worth doing - but I wouldn't know, as I make it a point to avoid ever setting foot north of the Red River (as any lifelong Texan should).

However - there has never, ever, in the storied history of this perfect game that God so generously bestowed upon an imperfect world, been anything even remotely redeeming, conscionable, admirable or even tolerable about the football "program" at the University of Oklahoma. 

From their long line of felons, illiterates, turncoats and regrettable sci-fi creatures that have taken the field, to their morally detestable, inebriated dick-munchers calling the shots, they are a scourge on the game and infection that needs cleansing every year. 

Texas has for too long failed to cleanse the field in Dallas. Fortunately, this season's iteration of cockgobblers appears to be as incapable of playing competent football as their fans are from securing gainful employment. 

This needs to be made apparent on Saturday. Nay - it must be made apparent. To remind us that good things do happen, that there are battles worth fighting, and that not everything is fucked. 

Give em hell give em hell - you know the rest. 

 

[ConferenceRoom 6130]

Oklahoma, what can I say about your state that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out and depleted. 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

The greatest thing to ever come out of oklahoma is I35 South.

[TrashMaster G 17388]

27 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Oklahoma, what can I say about your state that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out and depleted. 

Do the Afghanis get into sister-banging, too?