TX/ou thread of hate filled Haiku - 2022

[immamac 42518]

I Am Filled With Hate

Think thoughts of sooner demise

ou sucks forever

 

[83Horn 1638]

Great minds...I was just about to start this, with the title, OU Haiku of Hate.  Anyway:

Why does the wind blow

Forever in from the Gulf

Because OU sucks

[ermahgerdhorn 178]

Bags of dicks to arrive
Bags from sideline, from above
BV is complete

[Red Five 40661]

17 minutes ago, immamac said:

ou sucks forever

Ahem. 

[bigcigar 1161]

Stole land from natives

Welfare goes to fentanyl

Sister fucking trash

[BonzoMontreaux 1033]

Card or the Mullet

Crimson blood is spilt freely

Take the loss pussies

[UncleBuck 6445]

Fuck Oklahoma

Never seen a native there

Turnpike is cool though

 

[UncleBuck 6445]

In Oklahoma

Every year on Halloween

The Sooners Pump-Kin

Edited October 3, 2022 by UncleBuck

[texashorne 1177]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

I Am Filled With Hate

Think thoughts of sooner demise

ou sucks forever

 

 

[Gaffords 755]

Fuck Oklahoma

Texas Fight!

OU Sucks.

The end.

 

[TrashMaster G 17388]

Oklahoma sucks

Oklahoma fucking sucks

Oklahoma sucks

[Bama Llama 1447]

Since the sooners are

Down now,

Kick them

Very, very hard.

[Dennis Taylor 18706]

14 minutes ago, Bama Llama said:

Since the sooners are

Down now,

Kick them

Very, very hard.

[utee94 15745]

RV packed with meth

Hounds and kids sleep on table

It's both home and car

[Slacks 6791]

ou sucks

ou sucks

ou sucks

[Paco 1932]

The fuck is boomer?
Fucking fight song makes no sense.
Try noodle sooner.

[TornACL 7675]

Worst state in union

Fuck your shitty casinos 

Meth addled wasteland

Edited October 3, 2022 by TornACL

[Davis Lane 5553]

Fuck Barry fuck Boz

Fuck that cross-eyed motherfuck

Fuck boomer sooner

[BonzoMontreaux 1033]

State Fair of Texas

Longhorns versus okie hicks

Burnt Orange prevails

======

Meth labs sit quiet

Red fuckers cheer united

No soup for O.U.

[Dennis Taylor 18706]

An ode to the 1990 classic:

Thinks he'll be the hero

RD says "we're number 1" 

Shanks it like a bitch

 

 

[TexArcher 37508]

Hark, the distant sound

Mobile homes being loaded

Toothless invasion

 

But you can't deny

We're gonna fucking break you

Texas by thirty

 

We'll help you start your

Decade of wandering in

Mediocrity

 

New reality

Same as the old one, really

You have always sucked

 

Fuck you, fuck you, yeah

Go fuck yourselves, you fuckers

ou fucking sucks

 

 

Edited October 3, 2022 by TexArcher

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Stoops ate all the dicks

Venables is dick hungry

Stoops picking his teeth

[texasdago 7553]

Pity the dentist 

Whose customers are Okies 

Bankruptcy looms near 

 

 

 

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

Mustardson goes off

Mullet throws for five hundred

Brent V pisses pants

[OU Sucks 8746]

6 hours ago, Red Five said:

Ahem. 

5 hours ago, texashorne said:

 

aggys can't count

Edited October 3, 2022 by OU Sucks

[jimmyjazz 45557]

Triple chromosome
Sister wife daddy brother
Where did house go now?

[Nicole44 22027]

Crimson and Cream Sucks

Bevo 15 Flat Out Fucks

Goodbye and Good Luck!

(RIP TEX. His voice still gives me heart palpitations. That pause before your grades…oh God)

🤘

[Pimphand 5597]

Sooner magic sucks
Parable of the methface
Dilapidated

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Mom on pole for cash

Father and son share meth pipe

Okie Christmas card

[runthebone 7932]

Methamphetamine

Make it a Blow Pop flavor

Because o u sucks

[Pimphand 5597]

Walker Brown provides
A Sooner bathroom beatdown
Spenc Jones wears urine

[Pimphand 5597]

General Booty
Lord and savior of the suck
Gonna consume dirt

[RamjetFDO 10554]

Last time in Big XII.

Next time in the SEC.

ou always sux.

[El Squared 1793]

ou loku
 

Eating dicks :with glee

Fucking sis :in the trailer

Raped : by a frog

Edited October 3, 2022 by El Squared

[Pimphand 5597]

No, it is, in fact
You who are the ball lickers
Fucking Dirt Burglars

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Stoops Switzer dick eat

Contest never in any doubt

Switzer champ forever

Edited October 3, 2022 by lemonandaturd

[Rimbo 25779]

head coach venables

the defensive mastermind

allows eight touchdowns

Edited October 3, 2022 by Rimbo

[El Squared 1793]

ou loku, ver, 2.0

 

Eating dicks: with Brent

Fucking ma: in the schooner!

Raped: by a frog

[Deej 76567]

Hey Coach Venables

It's just a Fletcher's corn dog

It's not a butt plug

[El Squared 1793]

ou loku, ver 3.o,( Gooner Dreams)

Eating dicks with Brent

Does it get better than this?

Raped, by a frog!

[SlingeroGuitaro 189]

we have ewers? and bijan? and xavier, too?

eat a bag of dicks.

[Murfdogg21 4412]

Oklahoma is

Cherokee for trailer trash

Toothless shitheads all

[El Squared 1793]

ou loku hateku 

 

Stomping  on your nuts

Bevo bores you a new hole

many dicks fall  out

Edited October 4, 2022 by El Squared

[Nicole44 22027]

Damnit. It wasn’t a haiku and I can’t fix it. Fuck it.

 

Edited October 4, 2022 by Nicole44

[Horndog 2218]

OU sucks at dawn

OU sucks in the evening

All day suckers

[Rudy Rutabaga 8090]

Brent V who is that

Musburger would be better

’cept at cock gobbling

 

[Rudy Rutabaga 8090]

OU sucks true that

Toothless is an advantage

gum to cum yeeha

[Ron Swanson 176]

They are terrible

We will win convincingly

Order is restored.

[MissingInAction 24818]

Trans cheerleaders 

Giant bags of dicks

Boomer deez nutz

[Rimbo 25779]

first down, second down

sing boomer sooner again

third down, fourth down, punt