TX/ou thread of hate filled Haiku - 2022

[immamac 44,371]

I Am Filled With Hate

Think thoughts of sooner demise

ou sucks forever

 

[83Horn 1,665]

Great minds...I was just about to start this, with the title, OU Haiku of Hate.  Anyway:

Why does the wind blow

Forever in from the Gulf

Because OU sucks

[ermahgerdhorn 178]

Bags of dicks to arrive
Bags from sideline, from above
BV is complete

[Red Five 41,741]

17 minutes ago, immamac said:

ou sucks forever

Ahem. 

[bigcigar 1,224]

Stole land from natives

Welfare goes to fentanyl

Sister fucking trash

[BonzoMontreaux 1,137]

Card or the Mullet

Crimson blood is spilt freely

Take the loss pussies

[UncleBuck 6,455]

Fuck Oklahoma

Never seen a native there

Turnpike is cool though

 

[UncleBuck 6,455]

In Oklahoma

Every year on Halloween

The Sooners Pump-Kin

Edited October 3, 2022 by UncleBuck

[texashorne 1,194]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

I Am Filled With Hate

Think thoughts of sooner demise

ou sucks forever

 

 

[Gaffords 778]

Fuck Oklahoma

Texas Fight!

OU Sucks.

The end.

 

[TrashMaster G 18,102]

Oklahoma sucks

Oklahoma fucking sucks

Oklahoma sucks

[Bama Llama 1,508]

Since the sooners are

Down now,

Kick them

Very, very hard.

[Dennis Taylor 19,362]

14 minutes ago, Bama Llama said:

Since the sooners are

Down now,

Kick them

Very, very hard.

[utee94 16,089]

RV packed with meth

Hounds and kids sleep on table

It's both home and car

[Slacks 7,066]

ou sucks

ou sucks

ou sucks

[Paco 1,960]

The fuck is boomer?
Fucking fight song makes no sense.
Try noodle sooner.

[TornACL 7,792]

Worst state in union

Fuck your shitty casinos 

Meth addled wasteland

Edited October 3, 2022 by TornACL

[Davis Lane 6,006]

Fuck Barry fuck Boz

Fuck that cross-eyed motherfuck

Fuck boomer sooner

[BonzoMontreaux 1,137]

State Fair of Texas

Longhorns versus okie hicks

Burnt Orange prevails

======

Meth labs sit quiet

Red fuckers cheer united

No soup for O.U.

[Dennis Taylor 19,362]

An ode to the 1990 classic:

Thinks he'll be the hero

RD says "we're number 1" 

Shanks it like a bitch

 

 

[TexArcher 39,074]

Hark, the distant sound

Mobile homes being loaded

Toothless invasion

 

But you can't deny

We're gonna fucking break you

Texas by thirty

 

We'll help you start your

Decade of wandering in

Mediocrity

 

New reality

Same as the old one, really

You have always sucked

 

Fuck you, fuck you, yeah

Go fuck yourselves, you fuckers

ou fucking sucks

 

 

Edited October 3, 2022 by TexArcher

[lemonandaturd 4,289]

Stoops ate all the dicks

Venables is dick hungry

Stoops picking his teeth

[texasdago 7,770]

Pity the dentist 

Whose customers are Okies 

Bankruptcy looms near 

 

 

 

[Redneck Mutha 8,179]

Mustardson goes off

Mullet throws for five hundred

Brent V pisses pants

[OU Sucks 9,400]

6 hours ago, Red Five said:

Ahem. 

5 hours ago, texashorne said:

 

aggys can't count

Edited October 3, 2022 by OU Sucks

[jimmyjazz 47,219]

Triple chromosome
Sister wife daddy brother
Where did house go now?

[Nicole44 22,315]

Crimson and Cream Sucks

Bevo 15 Flat Out Fucks

Goodbye and Good Luck!

(RIP TEX. His voice still gives me heart palpitations. That pause before your grades…oh God)

🤘

[Pimphand 6,371]

Sooner magic sucks
Parable of the methface
Dilapidated

[Mitch Hedberg 2,117]

Mom on pole for cash

Father and son share meth pipe

Okie Christmas card

[runthebone 8,377]

Methamphetamine

Make it a Blow Pop flavor

Because o u sucks

[Pimphand 6,371]

Walker Brown provides
A Sooner bathroom beatdown
Spenc Jones wears urine

[Pimphand 6,371]

General Booty
Lord and savior of the suck
Gonna consume dirt

[RamjetFDO 10,655]

Last time in Big XII.

Next time in the SEC.

ou always sux.

[El Squared 1,853]

ou loku
 

Eating dicks :with glee

Fucking sis :in the trailer

Raped : by a frog

Edited October 3, 2022 by El Squared

[Pimphand 6,371]

No, it is, in fact
You who are the ball lickers
Fucking Dirt Burglars

[lemonandaturd 4,289]

Stoops Switzer dick eat

Contest never in any doubt

Switzer champ forever

Edited October 3, 2022 by lemonandaturd

[Rimbo 27,034]

head coach venables

the defensive mastermind

allows eight touchdowns

Edited October 3, 2022 by Rimbo

[El Squared 1,853]

ou loku, ver, 2.0

 

Eating dicks: with Brent

Fucking ma: in the schooner!

Raped: by a frog

[Deej 77,839]

Hey Coach Venables

It's just a Fletcher's corn dog

It's not a butt plug

[El Squared 1,853]

ou loku, ver 3.o,( Gooner Dreams)

Eating dicks with Brent

Does it get better than this?

Raped, by a frog!

[SlingeroGuitaro 189]

we have ewers? and bijan? and xavier, too?

eat a bag of dicks.

[Murfdogg21 4,563]

Oklahoma is

Cherokee for trailer trash

Toothless shitheads all

[El Squared 1,853]

ou loku hateku 

 

Stomping  on your nuts

Bevo bores you a new hole

many dicks fall  out

Edited October 4, 2022 by El Squared

[Nicole44 22,315]

Damnit. It wasn’t a haiku and I can’t fix it. Fuck it.

 

Edited October 4, 2022 by Nicole44

[Horndog 2,300]

OU sucks at dawn

OU sucks in the evening

All day suckers

[Rudy Rutabaga 8,416]

Brent V who is that

Musburger would be better

’cept at cock gobbling

 

[Rudy Rutabaga 8,416]

OU sucks true that

Toothless is an advantage

gum to cum yeeha

[Ron Swanson 182]

They are terrible

We will win convincingly

Order is restored.

[MissingInAction 25,559]

Trans cheerleaders 

Giant bags of dicks

Boomer deez nutz

[Rimbo 27,034]

first down, second down

sing boomer sooner again

third down, fourth down, punt