Coach Sark Press Conference 10.3 - 11:00am LHN

[BigOrange1 6422]

i don't have all the pomp & circumstances that bigup typically does, but here is your thread.

texas beats wvu 38-20

 

 

next up, blowu

[Gil Bang 25897]

https://texassports.com/watch/?Live=504&type=Live

 

 

[derpyhorndog 2554]

[mdmost 42860]

You look at Oklahoma over there and it's just all about the tradition that if you're the coach of Texas and win this game, your index finger grows two sizes when you put that Golden Hat on. 

[MirrOlure 14625]

[Davis Lane 5553]

Did I miss it?

[Vito Andolini 9102]

I’ve got nothing, but the commercials sure as hell work

[Skipper 6103]

Wondering same.  I just clicked link so wasn't sure if they are having tech issues (again) or he's late.

[Topper13 3201]

4 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

Did I miss it?

Craig mentioned practice running late

Edited October 3, 2022 by Topper13
typo

[Dumb SOB 21]

I kinda respect Sark for not showing up for his 11:00 press conference until he’s good and damn ready. 

[Vito Andolini 9102]

My ESPN app on Roku won’t let me log in (Dr Pepper Fansville nailed it), so I don’t know if LHN is vamping until he shows up, or if the newser is delayed or the Texas Football link isn’t working.

Thank you, Topper

Edited October 3, 2022 by Vito Andolini

[BigOrange1 6422]

it hasn't started.  LHN is stalling as best they can but are running some of the same graphics over and over again.

[HenryJames 65889]

Kurt Bohls got fat.

[Vito Andolini 9102]

1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

it hasn't started.  LHN is stalling as best they can but are running some of the same graphics over and over again.

Oh god, is it Galindo or the dude from San Angelo droning on? Maybe I’m glad LHN isn’t available 

[Hagbard Celine 10756]

LHN should troll on being stuck in the elevator

[Red Five 40650]

2 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

it hasn't started.  LHN is stalling as best they can but are running some of the same graphics over and over again.

That doesn't sound like the LHN. 

[BigOrange1 6422]

here is Sark

[Deej 76560]

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Kurt Bohls got fat.

Where have you been for the past 15 years?

[HenryJames 65889]

Just now, Deej said:

Where have you been for the past 15 years?

Ignoring Kurt Bohls?

[n64ra 1077]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Where have you been for the past 15 years?

He mean fatter?

[BigOrange1 6422]

first question is about qb health.  sark, "we're as healthy as we've ever been since the start of the season.  we'll see how the week goes."

[Deej 76560]

Just now, n64ra said:

He mean fatter?

Ah...

[UTEX_ME 4754]

1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

first question is about qb health.  sark, "we're as healthy as we've ever been since the start of the season.  we'll see how the week goes."

[HenryJames 65889]

Chip Brown looking like an old lesbian.

[Js1 85104]

3 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

first question is about qb health.  sark, "we're as healthy as we've ever been since the start of the season.  we'll see how the week goes."

Hes starting. 

[BigOrange1 6422]

Just now, HenryJames said:

Chip Brown looking like an old lesbian.

imagine looking at yourself in the mirror and being ok leaving the house looking like that.

[TexasGolf 4856]

25 minutes ago, mdmost said:

You look at Oklahoma over there and it's just all about the tradition that if you're the coach of Texas and win this game, your index finger grows two sizes when you put that Golden Hat on. 

 

[mdmost 42860]

Just now, TexasGolf said:

 

[pearlandhorn 3269]

Just now, TexasGolf said:

 

I still can't believe we beat OU with him at head coach.

[HenryJames 65889]

1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

imagine looking at yourself in the mirror and being ok leaving the house looking like that.

[mdmost 42860]

1 minute ago, pearlandhorn said:

I still can't believe we beat OU with him at head coach.

[HenryJames 65889]

Ed Clements looks like Krusty the Clown without make up.

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Just now, pearlandhorn said:

I still can't believe we beat OU with him at head coach.

and Baker Mayfield on the other side. 2015 defense was horrible too. Best game of the season for that young unit. 

[Nicole44 22027]

Sanders! That’s really sad that he’s the first TE with 2 Rec TDs in a game since 2011! But also good for him! Burnt Ends man! 

[Pam Cummings 9576]

4 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

I still can't believe we beat OU with him at head coach.

That was the game where i knew Mayfield was trash and benefitting from a great offensive system/skill talent.

[TexArcher 37508]

33 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

x, x, x, x

 

Fuck ou

[BigOrange1 6422]

stat at the bottom of the screen is showing that texas has won 9 of the last 10 meetings in the RRS when both teams are unranked.

[Red Five 40650]

Just now, TexArcher said:

x, x, x, x

 

Fuck ou

Yes but

2,3,1,4

[Nicole44 22027]

3 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

stat at the bottom of the screen is showing that texas has won 9 of the last 10 meetings in the RRS when both teams are unranked.

Sark did this by design. He’s brilliant. 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

x, x, x, x

 

Fuck ou

Well the xs mean the opposite 

[crash_davis 23084]

12 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Some suburban mom, probably.

[BigOrange1 6422]

that's it for coach Sark today.  not much noteworthy came out of today's presser.

[Nicole44 22027]

What’s happening to the offense in the 4th quarter?

Sark: this last game we didn’t have many opportunities. Has respect for the game. No need to take another shot. Could have had better opening drive in 4th quarter. Thank you! Sark leaves.

[crash_davis 23084]

7 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

stat at the bottom of the screen is showing that texas has won 9 of the last 10 meetings in the RRS when both teams are unranked.

the most backhanded compliment of all backhanded compliments

[Davis Lane 5553]

8 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

x, x, x, x

 

Fuck ou

3, 2, 1, 4

Because fuck OU.

[closetojumping 62230]

15 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Hes starting. 

The guy could have started the last two weeks. I wonder if his dad thinks this game is the one worthy of giving him the "ok" to go out there and fucking play again. At some point, the NFL scouts are going to need more footage than ULM and one quarter against Bama before the 2024 draft gets here.

[babysdaddy 2718]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

The guy could have started the last two weeks. I wonder if his dad thinks this game is the one worthy of giving him the "ok" to go out there and fucking play again. At some point, the NFL scouts are going to need more footage than ULM and one quarter against Bama before the 2024 draft gets here.

[DanTheHorn 4901]

28 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

first question is about qb health.  sark, "we're as healthy as we've ever been since the start of the season.  we'll see how the week goes."

Lets make it happen. Could not get to good place for lunch but this will have to do for now.

[LTtxfan 48966]

36 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Kurt Bohls got fat.

 

[Hornlover 8824]

41 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

My ESPN app on Roku won’t let me log in (Dr Pepper Fansville nailed it), so I don’t know if LHN is vamping until he shows up, or if the newser is delayed or the Texas Football link isn’t working.

Thank you, Topper

That Dr. Pepper Fansville streaming login commercial was fucking spot-on gold.