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Something happened today that made me realize just how bad of shape our country is in


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Posted
3 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

Truck is clearly not raised high enough since they could see inside and make out the Whataburger. 

Lol, have some rep brother. 

Posted
16 minutes ago, Cornpop said:

Forgot to lock my door and some fuckstick stole my bag of whataburger food out of my truck today while I was inside a store for about 5 minutes. Sad times we are living in. People are desperate 

At least we’re not venturing into Mexico, destroying their homes and community centers, and stealing their children and washing machines.   

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Posted
11 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

Truck is clearly not raised high enough since they could see inside and make out the Whataburger. 

2019 F250 with a 2.5 level on it and illegal tint. They had to open the door to see inside

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

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I was on the phone/distracted and only going in a dollar store for just a min for some batteries.

Posted
2 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

At least we’re not venturing into Mexico, destroying their homes and community centers, and stealing their children and washing machines.   

We can't say, " women" any more?

Posted
3 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

I was thinking you were a dildo, but I was wrong, you were getting batteries for your dildo.

if you can’t choke down Whataburger before your journey into the dollar store, I would stick to Wendy’s.

Hey man I was gonna take it home for dinner. I'm in bachelor mode this week, Wife's out of town, so now this is my dinner

 

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Posted

I’m not calling you a liar.  
 

In this day and age you are entitled to your own truth.  I dont want to trigger anyone.

 

Having said all that, occam’s razor/precept and all…

 

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Posted
Just now, CoTex said:

I’m not calling you a liar.  
 

In this day and age you are entitled to your own truth.  I dont want to trigger anyone.

 

Having said all that, occam’s razor/precept and all…

 

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I ordered from the drive thru and my next stop was the store, then home. I never took it out of the truck. They left my drink though.... probably after they took a sip and it wasn't the right flavor 🤣

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Posted
23 minutes ago, Cornpop said:

and illegal tint

So it’s ok for you to do some illegal shit, but not the person that took your combo meal?

 

too bad you didn’t catch them in the act, you could have shot them with that pistol in defense of your $11 dinner. 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

too bad you didn’t catch them in the act, you could have shot them with that pistol in defense of your $11 dinner.

This is a good point.  It was a whataburger, after all. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So it’s ok for you to do some illegal shit, but not the person that took your combo meal?

 

too bad you didn’t catch them in the act, you could have shot them with that pistol in defense of your $11 dinner. 

Ooooh, duck of death with the condescending but honest truth.

Like doc Holiday in Tombstone with the shot glass slinging.

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Posted
11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So it’s ok for you to do some illegal shit, but not the person that took your combo meal?

 

too bad you didn’t catch them in the act, you could have shot them with that pistol in defense of your $11 dinner. 

Indeed i could have, and probably would have been no-billed by any grand jury in the state. They almost fucked around and found out

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Cornpop said:

Indeed i could have, and probably would have been no-billed by any grand jury in the state. They almost fucked around and found out

Nobody would dispute that. But a no-bill isn’t necessarily the line between right and wrong except in the Texas judicial system. 

Posted
2 minutes ago, CoTex said:

True story.  I was sitting on a pier in Rockport when I was about 14 years old.  WB in one hand.  Big damned Dr Pepper in the other.

Someone said something and I turned to look - interact with the speaker you know, manners - and a fookin’ seagull swooped down like the hawk of Achill in the Jameson’s commercial, and grabbed my WB.

Gull flew about 3 feet and dropped my hamburguesa right in the piss.  In anger I chucked my styrofoam cup of DP at that sumbitch and missed badly.  Gull 1 - CoTex - 0.

 

Well don't come here looking for any sympathy, you won't find it. Don't ask me how I know 

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Posted
12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Nobody would dispute that. But a no-bill isn’t necessarily the line between right and wrong except in the Texas judicial system. 

Umm ok bruh

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To entertain myself I'll leave my windows cracked just enough to fit an arm through. Also just enough for Lunas snapping jaws.

I'll grab a snack and watch from a distance while crackheads peek in only to be greeted by a face full of teeth.

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Posted
28 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

This is a good point.  It was a whataburger, after all. 

 

51 minutes ago, Cornpop said:

Hey man I was gonna take it home for dinner. I'm in bachelor mode this week, Wife's out of town, so now this is my dinner

 

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The Glock ties that dinner together so well.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

 

The Glock ties that dinner together so well.

He was like that motherfucker stole my Whataburger. Nobody is gonna take my PB&J. So kids back the hell away.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I bet dude has Alzheimer's and never bought the WB to begin with.

That sounds like something a whataburger thief would say

1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

This is my idea of a proper dinner….

 

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Trade?

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Posted
Just now, Cornpop said:

That sounds like something a whataburger thief would say

Since those Chicago bastards took over Whataburger it's been total shit.  I'm not surprised you still partake though since your opinions on everything are also total shit.

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Posted
Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Since those Chicago bastards took over Whataburger it's been total shit.  I'm not surprised you still partake though since your opinions on everything are also total shit.

Consider yourself lucky I didn't catch you 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Cornpop said:

Forgot to lock my door and some fuckstick stole my bag of whataburger food out of my truck today while I was inside a store for about 5 minutes. Sad times we are living in. People are desperate 

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Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, Cornpop said:

Consider yourself lucky I didn't catch you 

You eat WB.  You're likely fat.

You wouldn't catch me.  Besides, I would have had access to your gun stashed in the truck and would have blasted your ass.

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Posted
Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

You eat WB.  You're likely fat.

You wouldn't catch me.

I don't need to be fast, just accurate. Feel free to fuck around and what not

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Posted
44 minutes ago, CoTex said:

Ooooh, duck of death with the condescending but honest truth.

Like doc Holiday in Tombstone with the shot glass slinging.

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I thought Duck of Death died from eating raw bacon.

 

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Posted (edited)

 

5 minutes ago, F250 said:

I thought Duck of Death died from eating raw bacon.

 

I thought little Bill kicked his ass for rolling into town all big shit like he was going to wave around his Glock and his Whataburger and get some deference cause some whore got her teets cut.

Then Eastwood, Morgan Freeman and blind Emilio Estevez made them all bitches.  At least that’s how I remember it.

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