Something happened today that made me realize just how bad of shape our country is in

[Cornpop 230]

Forgot to lock my door and some fuckstick stole my bag of whataburger food out of my truck today while I was inside a store for about 5 minutes. Sad times we are living in. People are desperate 

[RexWilson 1,341]

[Telegraph_it 3,350]

Truck is clearly not raised high enough since they could see inside and make out the Whataburger. 

[SHOOTER12 8,771]

3 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

Truck is clearly not raised high enough since they could see inside and make out the Whataburger. 

Lol, have some rep brother. 

[Neonmoon 38,127]

[Trey3216 15,317]

16 minutes ago, Cornpop said:

Forgot to lock my door and some fuckstick stole my bag of whataburger food out of my truck today while I was inside a store for about 5 minutes. Sad times we are living in. People are desperate 

At least we’re not venturing into Mexico, destroying their homes and community centers, and stealing their children and washing machines.   

[Cornpop 230]

11 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

Truck is clearly not raised high enough since they could see inside and make out the Whataburger. 

2019 F250 with a 2.5 level on it and illegal tint. They had to open the door to see inside

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I was on the phone/distracted and only going in a dollar store for just a min for some batteries.

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

At least we’re not venturing into Mexico, destroying their homes and community centers, and stealing their children and washing machines.   

We can't say, " women" any more?

[DaggerHorns 3,045]

5 minutes ago, Cornpop said:

2019 F250 with a 2.5 level on it and illegal tint. They had to open the door to see inside

I was on the phone/distracted and only going in a dollar store for just a min for some batteries.

I was thinking you were a dildo, but I was wrong, you were getting batteries for your dildo.

if you can’t choke down Whataburger before your journey into the dollar store, I would stick to Wendy’s.

[HOOKEM4 4,990]

I could have stolen your truck. Is that what you want? Who gets a fucking dry cheeseburger from whataburger? That is the real question. I was hoping for a patty melt. Asshole.

[Kennythetiger 9,313]

Did you have a dog in the back seat?  

[Cornpop 230]

3 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

I was thinking you were a dildo, but I was wrong, you were getting batteries for your dildo.

if you can’t choke down Whataburger before your journey into the dollar store, I would stick to Wendy’s.

Hey man I was gonna take it home for dinner. I'm in bachelor mode this week, Wife's out of town, so now this is my dinner

 

[DaggerHorns 3,045]

Respect for extra crunchy peanut butter. 
 

If the wife is out of town, you should be doing practice beers at Buddy’s Place with dirty Mike and the boys.

[CoTex 1,157]

I’m not calling you a liar.  
 

In this day and age you are entitled to your own truth.  I dont want to trigger anyone.

 

Having said all that, occam’s razor/precept and all…

 

[HOOKEM4 4,990]

I would have rather had that then my shitty stolen cold whataburger.

[Cornpop 230]

Just now, CoTex said:

I’m not calling you a liar.  
 

In this day and age you are entitled to your own truth.  I dont want to trigger anyone.

 

Having said all that, occam’s razor/precept and all…

 

I ordered from the drive thru and my next stop was the store, then home. I never took it out of the truck. They left my drink though.... probably after they took a sip and it wasn't the right flavor 🤣

[Pato del Muerto 52,208]

23 minutes ago, Cornpop said:

and illegal tint

So it’s ok for you to do some illegal shit, but not the person that took your combo meal?

 

too bad you didn’t catch them in the act, you could have shot them with that pistol in defense of your $11 dinner. 

[fattyflattie 4,636]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

too bad you didn’t catch them in the act, you could have shot them with that pistol in defense of your $11 dinner.

This is a good point.  It was a whataburger, after all. 

[CoTex 1,157]

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So it’s ok for you to do some illegal shit, but not the person that took your combo meal?

 

too bad you didn’t catch them in the act, you could have shot them with that pistol in defense of your $11 dinner. 

Ooooh, duck of death with the condescending but honest truth.

Like doc Holiday in Tombstone with the shot glass slinging.

[Hate 20,081]

Who the hell makes food the second to last stop on the way home? Food always comes last, especially when you would be letting your fries get cold by making another stop.

[Cornpop 230]

11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So it’s ok for you to do some illegal shit, but not the person that took your combo meal?

 

too bad you didn’t catch them in the act, you could have shot them with that pistol in defense of your $11 dinner. 

Indeed i could have, and probably would have been no-billed by any grand jury in the state. They almost fucked around and found out

[CoTex 1,157]

True story.  I was sitting on a pier in Rockport when I was about 14 years old.  WB in one hand.  Big damned Dr Pepper in the other.

Someone said something and I turned to look - interact with the speaker you know, manners - and a fookin’ seagull swooped down like the hawk of Achill in the Jameson’s commercial, and grabbed my WB.

Gull flew about 3 feet and dropped my hamburguesa right in the piss.  In anger I chucked my styrofoam cup of DP at that sumbitch and missed badly.  Gull 1 - CoTex - 0.

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,208]

3 minutes ago, Cornpop said:

Indeed i could have, and probably would have been no-billed by any grand jury in the state. They almost fucked around and found out

Nobody would dispute that. But a no-bill isn’t necessarily the line between right and wrong except in the Texas judicial system. 

[Cornpop 230]

2 minutes ago, CoTex said:

True story.  I was sitting on a pier in Rockport when I was about 14 years old.  WB in one hand.  Big damned Dr Pepper in the other.

Someone said something and I turned to look - interact with the speaker you know, manners - and a fookin’ seagull swooped down like the hawk of Achill in the Jameson’s commercial, and grabbed my WB.

Gull flew about 3 feet and dropped my hamburguesa right in the piss.  In anger I chucked my styrofoam cup of DP at that sumbitch and missed badly.  Gull 1 - CoTex - 0.

 

Well don't come here looking for any sympathy, you won't find it. Don't ask me how I know 

[Bevo 13,466]

It truly is a sad day when a surly 1 percenter comes home to cry about some bully stealing their whataburger.

[Updawg 2,253]

Especially from a dollar store

[Cornpop 230]

12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Nobody would dispute that. But a no-bill isn’t necessarily the line between right and wrong except in the Texas judicial system. 

Umm ok bruh

[MissingInAction 24,698]

To entertain myself I'll leave my windows cracked just enough to fit an arm through. Also just enough for Lunas snapping jaws.

I'll grab a snack and watch from a distance while crackheads peek in only to be greeted by a face full of teeth.

[Armybrat 40,628]

28 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

This is a good point.  It was a whataburger, after all. 

 

51 minutes ago, Cornpop said:

Hey man I was gonna take it home for dinner. I'm in bachelor mode this week, Wife's out of town, so now this is my dinner

 

The Glock ties that dinner together so well.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,094]

I bet dude has Alzheimer's and never bought the WB to begin with.

[Armybrat 40,628]

This is my idea of a proper dinner….

 

[Bevo 13,466]

2 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

 

The Glock ties that dinner together so well.

He was like that motherfucker stole my Whataburger. Nobody is gonna take my PB&J. So kids back the hell away.

[Cornpop 230]

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I bet dude has Alzheimer's and never bought the WB to begin with.

That sounds like something a whataburger thief would say

1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

This is my idea of a proper dinner….

 

Trade?

[cmontexas 3,234]

Knife works better for cutting the steak

[Fudge Nuggets 19,094]

Just now, Cornpop said:

That sounds like something a whataburger thief would say

Since those Chicago bastards took over Whataburger it's been total shit.  I'm not surprised you still partake though since your opinions on everything are also total shit.

[Cornpop 230]

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Since those Chicago bastards took over Whataburger it's been total shit.  I'm not surprised you still partake though since your opinions on everything are also total shit.

Consider yourself lucky I didn't catch you 

[F250 28,601]

1 hour ago, Cornpop said:

Forgot to lock my door and some fuckstick stole my bag of whataburger food out of my truck today while I was inside a store for about 5 minutes. Sad times we are living in. People are desperate 

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,094]

2 minutes ago, Cornpop said:

Consider yourself lucky I didn't catch you 

You eat WB.  You're likely fat.

You wouldn't catch me.  Besides, I would have had access to your gun stashed in the truck and would have blasted your ass.

Edited October 4, 2022 by Fudge Nuggets

[Cornpop 230]

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

You eat WB.  You're likely fat.

You wouldn't catch me.

I don't need to be fast, just accurate. Feel free to fuck around and what not

[GringoSalado 1,639]

[F250 28,601]

44 minutes ago, CoTex said:

Ooooh, duck of death with the condescending but honest truth.

Like doc Holiday in Tombstone with the shot glass slinging.

I thought Duck of Death died from eating raw bacon.

 

[Deej 76,335]

That might be the first time someone didn't have to wait 30 minutes for a Whataburger. 

[CoTex 1,157]

 

5 minutes ago, F250 said:

I thought Duck of Death died from eating raw bacon.

 

I thought little Bill kicked his ass for rolling into town all big shit like he was going to wave around his Glock and his Whataburger and get some deference cause some whore got her teets cut.

Then Eastwood, Morgan Freeman and blind Emilio Estevez made them all bitches.  At least that’s how I remember it.

Edited October 4, 2022 by CoTex

[Upgrayedd 5,797]

I was coming here to post that some asshole left his Whataburger on the roof of his truck and drove off.  Guess I’m too late.

[workswithseed 2,012]

1 hour ago, slorch said:

We can't say, " women" any more?

TERF

[Deej 76,335]

Dollar Store, can't afford a second Whataburger...you sound poor. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,208]

17 minutes ago, F250 said:

I thought Duck of Death died from eating raw bacon.

 

Additional evidence supporting my assertion that it was cooked to an acceptable temperature. 

[Hefeweizen 5,305]

This thread is great.  Death threats over shitty private equity burgers, jacked up trucks, and dollar store.  Texas, baby.

[Cornpop 230]

4 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

This thread is great

it was until you showed up

[Hefeweizen 5,305]

Just now, Cornpop said:

it was until you showed up

Well you’re a barrel of fun corn hole.  I bet you eat Corn Pops out of your shit too.