Something happened today that made me realize just how bad of shape our country is in

[Hefeweizen 5311]

48 minutes ago, Cornpop said:

I don't need to be fast, just accurate. Feel free to fuck around and what not

Damn you sound pretty badass.  Gravy seal or Jsoc?

[Bevo 13576]

5 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

This thread is great.  Death threats over shitty private equity burgers, jacked up trucks, and dollar store.  Texas, baby.

Even though it usually only happens to the most vulnerable, all of Austin has been warned about jugging. Too bad cornpop wasn't aware he was being followed from Whataburger.

[Cornpop 230]

2 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

Well you’re a barrel of fun corn hole.  I bet you eat Corn Pops out of your shit too.

Just when your wife comes over

[Cornpop 230]

2 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

Damn you sound pretty badass.  Gravy seal or Jsoc?

I'm a bad dude or haven't you heard? 

[Trey3216 15346]

9 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

Damn you sound pretty badass.  Gravy seal or Jsoc?

Sounds like “Old Army”.   Perhaps he’s taken down a neighbor’s fence or two.  

[MissingInAction 25037]

OP sounds poor. Quit being poor and maybe bad things would stop happening to you.

[Hefeweizen 5311]

1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

OP sounds poor. Quit being poor and maybe bad things would stop happening to you.

This is generally good advice in life.  I wish more people would take this to heart.

[Sam Lin 3555]

1 hour ago, cmontexas said:

Knife works better for cutting the steak

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[elfenix 34230]

this is why i always eat inside.  that and refills.  and fresher fries.  and because they fuck you in the drive thru. 

[aggie08 21496]

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

and because they fuck you in the drive thru. 

Is that on the secret menu?

[Call 393]

24 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Is that on the secret menu?

You have to ask for change for a $20 while placing your order.

[F250 28767]

14 minutes ago, Call said:

You have to ask for change for a $20 while placing your order.

 

[Longhornstampede 3182]

Just sounds nasty.. 

[Longhornstampede 3182]

This thread is surely infused and surly approved

[tx 3 putt 76905]

4 hours ago, Cornpop said:

Forgot to lock my door and some fuckstick stole my bag of whataburger food out of my truck today while I was inside a store for about 5 minutes. Sad times we are living in. People are desperate 

 

im withholding judgement until you share your Whataburger order ....

[Cornpop 230]

16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

im withholding judgement until you share your Whataburger order ....

#1 with cheese, mustard all the way with grilled onions and jalapeños. 

[YGIFS 19450]

What is mustard that’s not all the way?

[fattyflattie 4639]

30 minutes ago, Cornpop said:

#1 with cheese, mustard all the way with grilled onions and jalapeños. 

Damn.  I was with you earlier, but since you only ordered 1/2 to 1/3 of a burger, you obviously weren't that hungry.  Cant imagine how disappointed the thief was when he opened up that bag.  

[Hermanator 7039]

6 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Damn.  I was with you earlier, but since you only ordered 1/2 to 1/3 of a burger, you obviously weren't that hungry.  Cant imagine how disappointed the thief was when he opened up that bag.  

Username checks out

[Pig Bellmont 8712]

You left your truck unlocked in a dollar store parking lot and are bitching because only your $11 fast food meal was stolen?

[Cornpop 230]

3 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

You left your truck unlocked in a dollar store parking lot and are bitching because only your $11 fast food meal was stolen?

Nothing gets by you, does it?

[Wally Fairway 5543]

Fuck man - there isn't Whataburger for hundreds of miles around me, what I wouldn't give to be able to steal someone's burger

 

11 hours ago, Cornpop said:

Hey man I was gonna take it home for dinner. I'm in bachelor mode this week, Wife's out of town, so now this is my dinner

 

6/10

11 hours ago, Armybrat said:

This is my idea of a proper dinner….

 

9.5/10

Edited October 4, 2022 by Wally Fairway

[Trey3216 15346]

52 minutes ago, Cornpop said:

Nothing gets by you, does it?

Apparently, your burgers get by you.  

[Pig Bellmont 8712]

54 minutes ago, Cornpop said:

Nothing gets by you, does it?

OP:

[workswithseed 2101]

10 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

OP sounds poor. Quit being poor and maybe bad things would stop happening to you.

Exactly, if he was rich they would've left stuff in his truck.

 

 

[Brothahorn 10087]

You eat WB.  You're likely fat.
You wouldn't catch me.  Besides, I would have had access to your gun stashed in the truck and would have blasted your ass.

If you're stealing whataburger wouldn't you be fat too?

[Pam Cummings 9640]

McDonald's is currently better than Whataburger. Order off the app and it's super cheap, and you don't end up sitting in a line for 30 minutes waiting for food that is somehow cold.

 

They really need to just shut it down. Put it out of it's misery.

[Trey3216 15346]

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

McDonald's is currently better than Whataburger. Order off the app and it's super cheap, and you don't end up sitting in a line for 30 minutes waiting for food that is somehow cold.

 

They really need to just shut it down. Put it out of it's misery.

Cold Whataburger is better than hot cardboard every day of the week.  

[workswithseed 2101]

1 minute ago, Trey3216 said:

Cold Whataburger is better than hot cardboard every day of the week.  

Haven't had Whataburger in years, how bad has it gotten?

[Trey3216 15346]

Just now, workswithseed said:

Haven't had Whataburger in years, how bad has it gotten?

It's a 50/50 proposition anytime you order.  But it's still better than the cardboard dog food served at McDonald's 

[fattyflattie 4639]

8 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

McDonald's is currently better than Whataburger. Order off the app and it's super cheap, and you don't end up sitting in a line for 30 minutes waiting for food that is somehow cold.

 

They really need to just shut it down. Put it out of it's misery.

In a posting history littered with terrible takes, this one...  Torbush. 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13510]

I can't speak for more than a handful of Whataburger locations but they've fallen hard in quality over the last few years. They care more about asking me if I'm using their app as opposed to caring about the food or service quality.

[Pam Cummings 9640]

9 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

In a posting history littered with terrible takes, this one...  Torbush. 

It's not really a hot take. Whataburger sucks ass. Keep hanging onto those memories tho. It ain't coming back.

['stache 21802]

If I could get Whataburger that quick I'd steal it too. I ordered a burger back in 2018 and am still currently waiting in line at the drivethru.

[MissingInAction 25037]

The only Whataburger worth a shit is located on North Lamar in Austin next to dps hq. 

[Pam Cummings 9640]

20 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Cold Whataburger is better than hot cardboard every day of the week.  

You're not escaping Whataburger for under $15 or under 20 minutes. I can get a 10 piece and large fry from Mickey D's for under $6 in the time it's actually supposed to take to go through a drive thru. And the food will actually be hot.

Edited October 4, 2022 by Pam Cummings

[Trey3216 15346]

2 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

You're not escaping Whataburger for under $15 or under 20 minutes. I can get a 10 piece and large fry from Mickey D's for under $6 in the time it's actually supposed to take to go through a drive thru. And the food will actually be hot.

I get a #1 with bacon, large sized for $11 and it's typically hot and delivered to my vehicle in the parking spot in about 6 minutes at the one I frequent.  Orders of magnitude better than pink slime nuggets and fries that you can leave on the counter for 10 days and they still taste the same.  

[fattyflattie 4639]

We have a "good" whataburger a few miles up the road, and a "bad" one closer.   The good one is consistently good.  As good as it was 2 decades ago, no.  Still better than any other fast food burger, without a doubt. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10232]

Until you said your wife was out of town I thought you were just making up an elaborate story of why her Whataburger meal didn't make it home.

[StassneyHorn 6575]

Haven’t noticed a decline in Whataburger. When I’m back home it’s Grandys > Whataburger tho

[Fondren & Main 6710]

Why didn’t you go get another whataburger?

[Pam Cummings 9640]

6 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I get a #1 with bacon, large sized for $11 and it's typically hot and delivered to my vehicle in the parking spot in about 6 minutes at the one I frequent.  Orders of magnitude better than pink slime nuggets and fries that you can leave on the counter for 10 days and they still taste the same.  

Hey, i'm jealous that you have a Whataburger that has hot food and halfway decent service instead of some methed out person in a stained orange shirt delivering you a cold burger. Truly. I don't know if one of those even exists in the greater Austin area anymore.

 

I should probably disclose that the Mickey D's near my work where i get breakfast/lunch when i'm feeling lazy is a franchise, and run really well. Usually busy but still very good service and food quality.

Edited October 4, 2022 by Pam Cummings

[crash_davis 23107]

1 minute ago, Fondren & Main said:

Why didn’t you go get another whataburger?

cause he's poor. please keep up with the thread.

[Cornpop 230]

11 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

You're not escaping Whataburger for under $15 or under 20 minutes. I can get a 10 piece and large fry from Mickey D's for under $6 in the time it's actually supposed to take to go through a drive thru. And the food will actually be hot.

How could it not be hot when it's been sitting under a heat lamp all day?

[Cornpop 230]

4 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Why didn’t you go get another whataburger?

I didn't realize the bag was missing until I got home. I live out in the country on a ranch, so I wasn't going to make a 30-40 minute round trip for a replacement whataburger 

[Fondren & Main 6710]

Just now, Cornpop said:

I didn't realize the bag was missing until I got home. I live out in the country on a ranch, so I wasn't going to make a 30-40 minute round trip for a replacement whataburger 

Ok, well, pb&j and cheetos?  You didn't have any other shit to cook?

[Cornpop 230]

4 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

cause he's poor. please keep up with the thread.

Super funny joke, bro. Especially the third time around

[Pam Cummings 9640]

3 minutes ago, Cornpop said:

How could it not be hot when it's been sitting under a heat lamp all day?

Idk. How can something be "made fresh and hot every time" and the cheese is never melted, and the burger patty isn't anywhere near a temperature that would melt the cheese?

[Born to Run 6569]

It truly is a sad day when a surly 1 percenter comes home to cry about some bully stealing their whataburger.

That kitchen is not 1% material. Gross.

[Cornpop 230]

Just now, Fondren & Main said:

Ok, well, pb&j and cheetos?  You didn't have any other shit to cook?

I did, didn't feel like cooking. Hence the reason for stopping at WB on my way home from work