Something happened today that made me realize just how bad of shape our country is in

[Call 393]

[Cornpop 230]

16 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Get off my lawn!

Now we have my self pwn3d stupidity to add.

pwn3d? What are you, five?

[Pato del Muerto 52187]

5 minutes ago, Cornpop said:

pwn3d? What are you, five?

At least!

[MissingInAction 24695]

 

4 hours ago, Cornpop said:

pwn3d? What are you, five?

Lolwut

[RDCanecutter 26161]

Bet the bag of food is still out there in the truck in a jumble of other random shit.

[Hefeweizen 5305]

The country is in bad shape because people eat too much fast food.  Maybe someone was trying to help cornhole lose some weight.

[Cornpop 230]

2 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

The country is in bad shape because people eat too much fast food.  Maybe someone was trying to help cornhole lose some weight.

Did I trigger you by saying the country is in bad shape? Or maybe the pic that showed part of a gun? Tell us what's giving you the sads 😔 and maybe we can help cheer you up  

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

I love how op continues to get butt hurt over this thread.

[F250 28597]

3 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Bet the bag of food is still out there in the truck in a jumble of other random shit.

 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

I had a strawberry banana activator smoothie today.

 

[Js1 84936]

Just now, Shaggy3.0 said:

I had a strawberry banana activator smoothie today.

 

Whose car did you steal that from and in what parking lot?

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

6 minutes ago, F250 said:

 

Looks like the ex-wife's car....and room.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Just now, Js1 said:

Whose car did you steal that from and in what parking lot?

From the campus smoothie king.  Next to that cafe featured on Slacker.

 

[Cornpop 230]

39 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I love how op continues to get butt hurt over this thread.

But really it's you 

[crash_davis 23075]

16 minutes ago, Cornpop said:

But really it's you 

holy shit you can't help yourself. this thread will be 40 pages in a month.

did you do any stupid, poor shit today?

[Cornpop 230]

2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

holy shit you can't help yourself. this thread will be 40 pages in a month.

did you do any stupid, poor shit today?

Why do you keep clicking on it then? 

[Trey3216 15317]

4 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Bet the bag of food is still out there in the truck in a jumble of other random shit.

Hidden behind the illegal tint!  I like this new development. 

[Cornpop 230]

1 hour ago, F250 said:

 

Damn bro, how many packs a day are you up to?

[Trey3216 15317]

1 hour ago, F250 said:

 

Is that an ice scraper or a fat people fry picker upper? 

[Deej 76329]

59 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Next to that cafe featured on Slacker

You mean Starbucks?

[Trey3216 15317]

8 minutes ago, Cornpop said:

Why do you keep clicking on it then? 

To watch someone eulogize themselves every few hours 

[Deej 76329]

13 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

did you do any stupid, poor shit today?

Do you really have to ask?

[Cornpop 230]

2 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

To watch someone eulogize themselves every few hours 

 

[F250 28597]

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

Is that an ice scraper or a fat people fry picker upper? 

I don't know but you would think Cornpop would use it to sweep out his truck.

[Cornpop 230]

3 minutes ago, F250 said:

I don't know but you would think Cornpop would use it to sweep out his truck.

If only I could afford to have someone clean it out for me. But these are tough times. 

[Deej 76329]

9 minutes ago, F250 said:

I don't know but you would think Cornpop would use it to sweep out his truck.

Or to wipe his ass clean. 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

I still want to know what poor shit corn pop did today. Did someone steal his Mexican pizza from Taco Bell when he went inside to make his weekly payment at the strip center car dealership?

[F250 28597]

5 minutes ago, Cornpop said:

If only I could afford to have someone clean it out for me. But these are tough times. 

You gonna pay them in Cheese Puffs?

[Sawbonz 27143]

 

also is cornpop immortal?

[Deej 76329]

4 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I still want to know what poor shit corn pop did today. Did someone steal his Mexican pizza from Taco Bell when he went inside to make his weekly payment at the strip center car dealership?

Someone stole his Lone Star Card from his shopping cart while he was dumpster diving. 

[Cornpop 230]

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

Or to wipe his ass clean. 

You use a scraper to wipe your ass? Sounds painful

[Deej 76329]

Just now, Cornpop said:

You use a scraper to wipe your ass? Sounds painful

I have a bidet, son. 

[Cornpop 230]

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

I have a bidet, son. 

What about when you're away from home? Is this what you do?

 

[Deej 76329]

Only poors with bad diets have to shit away from home. 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Corn Pop how many catalytic converters did you steal today?

[Cornpop 230]

6 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Corn Pop how many catalytic converters did you steal today?

 How many do you need?

Edited October 6, 2022 by Cornpop

[Trey3216 15317]

Ol Cornpop he was married,

but the wife was outta town. 
stopped in for a burger and a cold drink slowin down…

at the dollar general, for batteries ya see 

gotta charge the dildo for the missus and me, 

but they stole the burger now…

cuz these are desperate times.  
 

so Cornpop he got angry. 
logged in on his phone 

told the group on surly bout how bad that he’d been boned 

made himself a sammich, plate a cheetoh puffs

loaded up the pistol and the doob tubes  and the snuff… 

he’s got an audience now….

cause these are desperate times. 

[YGIFS 19445]

I rise now to inquire if we're doing What-a-Burger for the ISU tailgate in honor of this fucking lunatic?  

[Cornpop 230]

3 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Ol Cornpop he was married,

but the wife was outta town. 
stopped in for a burger and a cold drink slowin down…

at the dollar general, for batteries ya see 

gotta charge the dildo for the missus and me, 

but they stole the burger now…

cuz these are desperate times.  
 

so Cornpop he got angry. 
logged in on his phone 

told the group on surly bout how bad that he’d been boned 

made himself a sammich, plate a cheetoh puffs

loaded up the pistol and the doob tubes  and the snuff… 

he’s got an audience now….

cause these are desperate times. 

Outstanding...well done!

 

[Deej 76329]

21 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I rise now to inquire if we're doing What-a-Burger for the ISU tailgate in honor of this fucking lunatic?  

We're having the tailgate at the dollar store. 

[Trey3216 15317]

Cornpop dug his heels in 

Couldn’t take a rest 

diesel F250 with a lift kit and some tint

he gotta business now….

 

[gmr548 16377]

That might be the first time someone didn't have to wait 30 minutes for a Whataburger. 

Thread should have been locked here.

[texas08 1597]

OP wears cargo pants? Would be uncomfortable/annoying as fuck walk around w that brick of a wallet. What’s in there, for real.

Plus the Glock and pocket knife…yep, cargo pants.

DL, LTC, CC, Debit card, and even a couple of 20s should be no thicker than this:

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Wait, y'all don't have someone to carry your wallet and phone?

[Deej 76329]

3 minutes ago, texas08 said:

OP wears cargo pants? Would be uncomfortable/annoying as fuck walk around w that brick of a wallet. What’s in there, for real.

DL, LTC, CC, Debit card, and even a couple of 20s should be no thicker than this:

When you have a stack of ones under the 20, it can get thick. 

[Cornpop 230]

7 minutes ago, texas08 said:

OP wears cargo pants? Would be uncomfortable/annoying as fuck walk around w that brick of a wallet. What’s in there, for real.

Plus the Glock and pocket knife…yep, cargo pants.

DL, LTC, CC, Debit card, and even a couple of 20s should be no thicker than this:

I don't own any, but you bring up valid points....now considering

[Deej 76329]

Security cam outside the dollar store caught the culprit. 

[Cornpop 230]

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

When you have a stack of ones under the 20, it can get thick. 

 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

What is op's business?

 

A realtor

B landscaping 

C Scentsy or other Facebook scam

D mopping up loads at the glory hole

E attorney 

[Cornpop 230]

6 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

What is op's business?

 

A realtor

B landscaping 

C Scentsy or other Facebook scam

D mopping up loads at the glory hole

E attorney 

Realtor? Dang man what did I ever do to you?