Say something nice about oklahoma

[Longboard Horn 41360]

At least they have casinos. 

[Bigbend1812 13059]

[The Earl of Texas 3214]

Did y’all hear about that huge earthquake in Oklahoma?

It has caused $50M in improvements.

[T-shirt Sip 2207]

3 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

because it sucks so hard.

Yes sir.

Edited October 4, 2022 by T-shirt Sip
DP

[Wally Fairway 5676]

11 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

Its not California?

It's not Florida

[Zhorn96 1835]

Sooner and an Aggie are walking down a country road when they come across a sheep with its head stuck in the fence.  Sooner says “Hey Aggie, what do you say we help that sheep out?” While swiveling his hips.  Aggie says “yeah yeah yeah.”

so the Sooner gets behind the sheep and proceeds to fuck it.  “Ok Aggie, your turn” he says.  So the Aggie walks up to the fence and sticks his head in to get it stuck.

 

that’s the nicest I can be to a Sooner

[Vertuzzi 1426]

I hear the blue meth is world renowned. 

[ztejas 44227]

Their grads make me want to flog myself in the genitals less than aggy's grads. 

I still want to, just not as much. 

[Helobious 9821]

The state & everyone in it could vanish tomorrow and America would be just fine. I don’t even think it’s a top 30 state in GDP. So the disposability is nice I’d say.

[hook me 2163]

Pioneer Woman has given my wife lots of good recipes.

That's about it.

[GreenspointTexas 9974]

Prairie Beer

 

/thread

Edited October 4, 2022 by GreenspointTexas

[Armybrat 41412]

11 hours ago, Rimbo said:

its panhandle actually looks like a pan handle

It is like a finger pointing west…. the direction in which all the smart Okies went during the Dust Bowl.

[Guest]

11 hours ago, Rimbo said:

i mean, to be fair, most of the good in California is along a very thin line between the Sierras and the coast. There's a lot of wide open space and places that suck almost as much as Oklahoma

 

Wide open spaces are bad?

[Davis Lane 6006]

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

At least OK isn’t home to the texum fightin’ aggy.  That’s about it.  

[General Specific 3507]

If you sum up all the consumption of bag of dicks, by state, county, per capita, Oklahoma is still #1. They got that going for them, which is nice!

[Mez2 4048]

If you need turquoise jewelry or bulk cigarettes,  this is the place for you

[Longhornlove 5211]

I used to have a friend that was a huge OU t-shirt fan.............used to.

[Vertuzzi 1426]

4 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

If you need turquoise jewelry or bulk cigarettes,  this is the place for you

Think New Mexico might fight you on this. 

[Native Horn 3581]

"Reservation Dogs" is a great show on Hulu and takes place in Oklahoma. 

All I got.

[safe sex 12011]

They'll have legal weed before Texas, which is a damning indictment of this state.

[Davis Lane 6006]

I forgot about this.

[txhorns 2421]

Meer’s burgers are good.

[safe sex 12011]

4 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

I forgot about this.

Could crack a skull like a walnut with those thighs, and I'm all about it

[Pokoloco 1298]

Folks are easily tricked up here.

[JohnnyRage 1617]

Beaver's Bend used to be nice.

[Rimbo 27034]

1 hour ago, slorch said:

Wide open spaces are bad?

Not always. But some of the shit in East California makes West Texas look like a garden spot.

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

It is like a finger pointing west…. the direction in which all the smart Okies went during the Dust Bowl.

[TexEx15 17953]

[oSuJeff97 3439]

Those fellers who went to school in Stillwater are some handsome devils.

 

[bolverk 30333]

Inconceivably, The Flaming Lips are from Oklahoma.

[Victorious1 189]

They are one of the best shitholes in America.

[Blotto 24023]

I drove across the border and dropped a big nasty shit in OK. Both states were better off because of it. 

[Sgt Hulk 14457]

I got nothing. Sorry

[LTtxfan 50007]

Old bar with great Fried Chicken... 

[Gandalfish 390]

They are usually pretty good at football. They have won as many Big 12 championships as everyone else combined.

That being said, I really hope we beat the fucking shit out of them.

[BornOrange 1441]

Darrell K Royal.

Born there, went to school there, got the hell out of there.

[MH BEVO 1265]

The university? No. 
 

the state? Prairie Artisan makes some good beer.  

[TexPx 2336]

If you're a fan of Art Deco architecture, Tulsa has some nice buildings. Of course, that can be cancelled out by the Oral Roberts campus freak show architecture.
I dig the show Res Dogs, which quietly fêtes the fate of Indigenous youth living on the reservation.
Finally, they have medical marijuana and also share a border with Colorado.
That's all I've got.

The only Frank Lloyd Wright designed “skyscraper” ever built is in Bartlesville.

[TexPx 2336]

Beaver's Bend used to be nice.

Chickasaw National Recreational Area is very pretty. Turner Falls is kinda neat. Talimena Scenic Drive is a blast in the right vehicle.

[RPM 26632]

[Rimbo 27034]

stop with the photos of third rate fried chicken

[Horn Dog 10158]

Back in my college days I found that win or lose, OU girls were always receptive to being picked up by a Texas guy after the game,  and they like to put out....which is nice. 

[lilMAC25 4002]

Oklahoma is north of Texas.

[smwhorn 485]

the hawks make lazy circles in the sky ???

Po' Jud is daid ??

Edited October 4, 2022 by smwhorn

[Chili dog 1810]

Fuck those mother fuckers and their special education institution they refer to as a “university.” Their houses are all on either wheels or blocks, their poplulation outnumbers their teeth, and their family trees have no branches. May they never win another game. Fuck them. 

[Guadaloopy 11130]

With QT, OnCue, Kum n Go, and Hutch’s, OK has a pretty strong convenience store game.  
 

Dollar goes a long way here and property taxes aren’t ballooning out of control.  

[BonzoMontreaux 1137]

Grandson is half okie but Texas born.  Cutest kid ever.  Thankfully, his dad is a Cowboy fan and not a Sooner.    

[kingkoopa6 8711]

14 hours ago, Zeus said:

They are kind enough to feed tornadoes their favorite food (run down trailers)

Isn't Oklahoma's mascot a trailer? Wagon? Carriage? Big yikes.

 

 

dang.. ok

 

[hook me 2163]

2 hours ago, slorch said:

Wide open spaces are bad?

I don't mind Wide Open Spaces, but I prefer Goodbye Earl.

[hook me 2163]

13 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

With QT, OnCue, Kum n Go, and Hutch’s, OK has a pretty strong convenience store game.  
 

Dollar goes a long way here and property taxes aren’t ballooning out of control.  

Official motto for family reunions in OK.