Say something nice about oklahoma

[Longboard Horn 40142]

At least they have casinos. 

[Bigbend1812 12887]

[The Earl of Texas 3131]

Did y’all hear about that huge earthquake in Oklahoma?

It has caused $50M in improvements.

[T-shirt Sip 2097]

3 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

because it sucks so hard.

Yes sir.

Edited October 4, 2022 by T-shirt Sip
DP

[Wally Fairway 5522]

11 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

Its not California?

It's not Florida

[Zhorn96 1772]

Sooner and an Aggie are walking down a country road when they come across a sheep with its head stuck in the fence.  Sooner says “Hey Aggie, what do you say we help that sheep out?” While swiveling his hips.  Aggie says “yeah yeah yeah.”

so the Sooner gets behind the sheep and proceeds to fuck it.  “Ok Aggie, your turn” he says.  So the Aggie walks up to the fence and sticks his head in to get it stuck.

 

that’s the nicest I can be to a Sooner

[Vertuzzi 1360]

I hear the blue meth is world renowned. 

[ztejas 43266]

Their grads make me want to flog myself in the genitals less than aggy's grads. 

I still want to, just not as much. 

[Helobious 9481]

The state & everyone in it could vanish tomorrow and America would be just fine. I don’t even think it’s a top 30 state in GDP. So the disposability is nice I’d say.

[hook me 2080]

Pioneer Woman has given my wife lots of good recipes.

That's about it.

[GreenspointTexas 9566]

Prairie Beer

 

/thread

Edited October 4, 2022 by GreenspointTexas

[Armybrat 40739]

11 hours ago, Rimbo said:

its panhandle actually looks like a pan handle

It is like a finger pointing west…. the direction in which all the smart Okies went during the Dust Bowl.

[Guest]

11 hours ago, Rimbo said:

i mean, to be fair, most of the good in California is along a very thin line between the Sierras and the coast. There's a lot of wide open space and places that suck almost as much as Oklahoma

 

Wide open spaces are bad?

[Davis Lane 5553]

[ChiTownDoc 21101]

At least OK isn’t home to the texum fightin’ aggy.  That’s about it.  

[General Specific 3233]

If you sum up all the consumption of bag of dicks, by state, county, per capita, Oklahoma is still #1. They got that going for them, which is nice!

[Mez2 4021]

If you need turquoise jewelry or bulk cigarettes,  this is the place for you

[Longhornlove 4779]

I used to have a friend that was a huge OU t-shirt fan.............used to.

[Vertuzzi 1360]

4 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

If you need turquoise jewelry or bulk cigarettes,  this is the place for you

Think New Mexico might fight you on this. 

[Native Horn 3492]

"Reservation Dogs" is a great show on Hulu and takes place in Oklahoma. 

All I got.

[safe sex 11678]

They'll have legal weed before Texas, which is a damning indictment of this state.

[Davis Lane 5553]

I forgot about this.

[txhorns 2408]

Meer’s burgers are good.

[safe sex 11678]

4 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

I forgot about this.

Could crack a skull like a walnut with those thighs, and I'm all about it

[Pokoloco 1272]

Folks are easily tricked up here.

[JohnnyRage 1617]

Beaver's Bend used to be nice.

[Rimbo 25779]

1 hour ago, slorch said:

Wide open spaces are bad?

Not always. But some of the shit in East California makes West Texas look like a garden spot.

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

It is like a finger pointing west…. the direction in which all the smart Okies went during the Dust Bowl.

[TexEx15 17482]

[oSuJeff97 3435]

Those fellers who went to school in Stillwater are some handsome devils.

 

[bolverk 29399]

Inconceivably, The Flaming Lips are from Oklahoma.

[Victorious1 140]

They are one of the best shitholes in America.

[Blotto 23434]

I drove across the border and dropped a big nasty shit in OK. Both states were better off because of it. 

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

I got nothing. Sorry

[LTtxfan 48972]

Old bar with great Fried Chicken... 

[Gandalfish 330]

They are usually pretty good at football. They have won as many Big 12 championships as everyone else combined.

That being said, I really hope we beat the fucking shit out of them.

[BornOrange 1441]

Darrell K Royal.

Born there, went to school there, got the hell out of there.

[MH BEVO 1264]

The university? No. 
 

the state? Prairie Artisan makes some good beer.  

[TexPx 2316]

If you're a fan of Art Deco architecture, Tulsa has some nice buildings. Of course, that can be cancelled out by the Oral Roberts campus freak show architecture.
I dig the show Res Dogs, which quietly fêtes the fate of Indigenous youth living on the reservation.
Finally, they have medical marijuana and also share a border with Colorado.
That's all I've got.

The only Frank Lloyd Wright designed “skyscraper” ever built is in Bartlesville.

[TexPx 2316]

Beaver's Bend used to be nice.

Chickasaw National Recreational Area is very pretty. Turner Falls is kinda neat. Talimena Scenic Drive is a blast in the right vehicle.

[RPM 26227]

[Rimbo 25779]

stop with the photos of third rate fried chicken

[Horn Dog 9672]

Back in my college days I found that win or lose, OU girls were always receptive to being picked up by a Texas guy after the game,  and they like to put out....which is nice. 

[lilMAC25 3778]

Oklahoma is north of Texas.

[smwhorn 481]

the hawks make lazy circles in the sky ???

Po' Jud is daid ??

Edited October 4, 2022 by smwhorn

[Chili dog 1787]

Fuck those mother fuckers and their special education institution they refer to as a “university.” Their houses are all on either wheels or blocks, their poplulation outnumbers their teeth, and their family trees have no branches. May they never win another game. Fuck them. 

[Guadaloopy 10923]

With QT, OnCue, Kum n Go, and Hutch’s, OK has a pretty strong convenience store game.  
 

Dollar goes a long way here and property taxes aren’t ballooning out of control.  

[BonzoMontreaux 1033]

Grandson is half okie but Texas born.  Cutest kid ever.  Thankfully, his dad is a Cowboy fan and not a Sooner.    

[kingkoopa6 8316]

14 hours ago, Zeus said:

They are kind enough to feed tornadoes their favorite food (run down trailers)

Isn't Oklahoma's mascot a trailer? Wagon? Carriage? Big yikes.

 

 

dang.. ok

 

[hook me 2080]

2 hours ago, slorch said:

Wide open spaces are bad?

I don't mind Wide Open Spaces, but I prefer Goodbye Earl.

[hook me 2080]

13 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

With QT, OnCue, Kum n Go, and Hutch’s, OK has a pretty strong convenience store game.  
 

Dollar goes a long way here and property taxes aren’t ballooning out of control.  

Official motto for family reunions in OK.