Say something nice about oklahoma

[hornmpa96 2669]

It smells marginally better than Southern Kansas.

[Crapinon 2373]

I will say something nice about them when they annex Wichita Falls. They deserve each other.

[Tex Long 4665]

The fat girls could smell worse.

Probably.

I'd rather not find out.

[oSuJeff97 3439]

2 hours ago, bolverk said:

Inconceivably, The Flaming Lips are from Oklahoma.

Also Leon Russell, J.J. Cale, Annie Clark/St. Vincent, The GAP Band, The Turnpike Troubadours, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Garth Brooks, Reba McEntire to name a few more. And if you're into the pop thing we've also got Hansen, All-American Rejects, and Color Me Badd, lol.  And going way back we've got Woody Guthrie, of course.

On the film/TV side we've got Bill Hader, Tim Blake Nelson, Tracy Letts, Sterlin Harjo, James Marden, Alfrie Woodard, Kristen Chenowith, Ron Howard, Jeane Tripplehorn, to name a few.

So given the size of the state, we have our share of decent music/film/TV contributions.... and one thing you'll notice is that most of it is heavily slanted toward Tulsa/NE Oklahoma, because OUsux.

[Nope 3151]

Most of them won’t impregnate more than one blood relative.

[Vertigo 20498]

You cant smell the meth labs because of the oil wells.

Edited October 4, 2022 by Vertigo

[Serak The Preparer 3484]

[Texzilla58 4792]

Old bar with great Fried Chicken... 

I love Eischen’s chicken. It’s a cool place. We go at least once a year.


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[txhorns 2421]

2 hours ago, Crapinon said:

I will say something nice about them when they annex Wichita Falls. They deserve each other.

Fuck that shit

[Texzilla58 4792]

My incredible daughter in law is 100% Okie. She saved my son’s life. Gave me 3 perfect Okie granddaughters. I have nothing bad to say about Oklahoma.

[CooterBrown 18288]

Why is the Oklahoma state motto “Oklahoma is OK”?

Because they couldn’t spell mediocre.

[Royale with cheese 1492]

1 hour ago, Texzilla58 said:

My incredible daughter in law is 100% Okie. She saved my son’s life. Gave me 3 perfect Okie granddaughters. I have nothing bad to say about Oklahoma.

Well, come up with something. Damn.

[Royal Horn 5]

Spent the first 28 years of my life growing up in SW Oklahoma and have lived the last 40 years in Texas...Western Okies are the nicest folks I've ever been around and would help anyone in need....Farming industry going bust tore that state apart.

[Ignatius 4142]

Probably been mentioned, but that Injun blood can produce some spectacularly hot women…

[Your Mom 4975]

3 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Also Leon Russell, J.J. Cale, Annie Clark/St. Vincent, The GAP Band, The Turnpike Troubadours, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Garth Brooks, Reba McEntire to name a few more. And if you're into the pop thing we've also got Hansen, All-American Rejects, and Color Me Badd, lol.  And going way back we've got Woody Guthrie, of course.

On the film/TV side we've got Bill Hader, Tim Blake Nelson, Tracy Letts, Sterlin Harjo, James Marden, Alfrie Woodard, Kristen Chenowith, Ron Howard, Jeane Tripplehorn, to name a few.

So given the size of the state, we have our share of decent music/film/TV contributions.... and one thing you'll notice is that most of it is heavily slanted toward Tulsa/NE Oklahoma, because OUsux.

If you hadn’t snuck Ron Howard into that list I’d think you were making fun of Oklahoma.  

[tx 3 putt 78697]

it's better than cancer 

[Zeus 6864]

5 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

dang.. ok

 

Yeah they really should flip more schooners if we gonna get that view after

[Vertigo 20498]

2 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

My incredible daughter in law is 100% Okie. She saved my son’s life. Gave me 3 perfect Okie granddaughters. I have nothing bad to say about Oklahoma.

Pics of pre-3 granddaughters daughter-in-law?

[tonedeaf 56]

Sorry. I'm at a loss. 

[Mo Horn 8938]

Not too long ago that raised the speed limit on the interstates to 75, so it doesn't take as long to drive through

[conVINCEd 21477]

I always thought the McDonalds that straddles the highway was really cool when I was a ute.

[billfromlaketravis 11823]

Southern Hills is a nice golf course.

And… that’s it. 

[General Specific 3507]

I always thought the McDonalds that straddles the highway was really cool when I was a ute.

[mwaadeeb 1364]

Thanks to Oklahoma legalizing weed, the skeefo-redneck pot growers and cartels moved from Oregon to Southern Oklahoma last year (leaving the pros and old hippies). 

[TrashMaster G 18101]

I'll give you two:

1 - Not everybody there fucks their sister (some folks don't have one)

2 - It's not Ohio

[Jkwellborn 7040]

I’ve got some buddies there.

[nnm 37908]

Jeffrey Dahmer didn’t kill anyone in Oklahoma (as far as we know).
Craig James didn’t kill any hookers in Oklahoma (as far as we know).

[ztejas 44227]

27 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

2 - It's not Ohio

[Bevo&Pevo 5518]

Can't spell cocksucker without ou.  We all appreciate good cocksuckers.

 

[Lhorn 5095]

Anyone mention Winstar World Casino and Resort commercials?  No?  Probably a good reason  

 

 

[IDIOTsavant 8688]

They grow more pot per capita than any state in the country, but have the sense not to waste it on their citizens by making it legal.

[GhostofDanJones 336]

Why?

[UTEE97 3937]

Baker Mayfield no longer lives there.

[Pig Bellmont 8887]

The state is so shitty, you can hardly notice a difference after a tornado rips through

[perfectchaos007 6780]

In my opinion they are the 4th best US state that shares a border with Texas.

[52-80 19377]

mike gundy coaches in that state and hes hilarious

[Longboard Horn 41360]

17 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

dang.. ok

 

What do those girls and the Schooner's ponies have in common?

They're both DRAGGIN THAT WAGON BOI!!! 

Seriously, those hoes can both sit on my face!

[Nicole44 22315]

My best attempt…ok:

Oklahoma has produced more astronauts than any other state.

The first Girl Scout Cookie was sold in Muskogee in 1917.

The shopping cart was invented in Ardmore in 1936.

All of that was undone by this:

 The nation's first parking meter was installed in Oklahoma City in 1935. (Bastards!!!!) 

 

[TwiceHorn 32080]

 

[ermahgerdhorn 178]

17 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Also Leon Russell, J.J. Cale, Annie Clark/St. Vincent, The GAP Band, The Turnpike Troubadours, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Garth Brooks, Reba McEntire to name a few more. And if you're into the pop thing we've also got Hansen, All-American Rejects, and Color Me Badd, lol.  And going way back we've got Woody Guthrie, of course.

On the film/TV side we've got Bill Hader, Tim Blake Nelson, Tracy Letts, Sterlin Harjo, James Marden, Alfrie Woodard, Kristen Chenowith, Ron Howard, Jeane Tripplehorn, to name a few.

So given the size of the state, we have our share of decent music/film/TV contributions.... and one thing you'll notice is that most of it is heavily slanted toward Tulsa/NE Oklahoma, because OUsux.

Wow!  Hansen?  Is there a place I can exchange my Longhorn gear for OU gear?  This changes everything.

[Tex Pete 21489]

19 hours ago, Chili dog said:

Fuck those mother fuckers and their special education institution they refer to as a “university.” Their houses are all on either wheels or blocks, their poplulation outnumbers their teeth, and their family trees have no branches. May they never win another game. Fuck them. 

I don’t think you read the directions. 😭

And your kids are half Okie. 

[Dignan 386]

I'd give my left...arm to have the success they have had the last 20 years. Other than that, ou sux.

[Bevo 13899]

Its abbreviated state name is ok.

[gmr548 16702]

Just got back from a weekend in Santa Cruz. Probably not even a top 10 spot in CA. It was incredible. California is the crown jewel of the US.  Oklahoma is a shithole in every way you can imagine.

When the Riley stuff went down, there were people here making the case, I think with a straight face, that they’d rather live in Norman than LA on such a salary.

I mean, I get that for a regular person, COL is a thing. But that’s some weird cultural/political axe grinding stuff.

As for OP:

[Chili dog 1810]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

I don’t think you read the directions. 😭

And your kids are half Okie. 

Oh, I read the directions. 
 

And my kids were born in Texas, each one 7th generation. Their mother defected, you slanderous charlatan. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

It’s not Pretoria, SA. 

[SamsCorner 395]

17 hours ago, Ignatius said:

Probably been mentioned, but that Injun blood can produce some spectacularly hot women…

I know a lot of Indians, they don’t particularly care for the term injun.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

19 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

My incredible daughter in law is 100% Okie. She saved my son’s life. Gave me 3 perfect Okie granddaughters. I have nothing bad to say about Oklahoma.

Pics?

Edited October 5, 2022 by ImissWallyPryor
Of the DIL, you pervs

[oSuJeff97 3439]

17 hours ago, Your Mom said:

If you hadn’t snuck Ron Howard into that list I’d think you were making fun of Oklahoma.  

LOL Ok.

Some of those were obviously included in jest.  But if your takeaway from that list is that Ron Howard is the only quality inclusion then I question your taste in music and film/TV.

[oSuJeff97 3439]

4 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

My best attempt…ok:

Oklahoma has produced more astronauts than any other state.

The first Girl Scout Cookie was sold in Muskogee in 1917.

The shopping cart was invented in Ardmore in 1936.

All of that was undone by this:

 The nation's first parking meter was installed in Oklahoma City in 1935. (Bastards!!!!) 

 

Don't forget Sonic and QuikTrip, yo!