Say something nice about oklahoma

[Guest]

The cheapshot on their QB against TCU was some bullshit.

[TrashMaster G 17388]

12 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

In my opinion they are the 4th best US state that shares a border with Texas.

I'd put it 5th, behind Colorado.  Colorado it close enough.

[TexArcher 37508]

2 hours ago, Dignan said:

I'd give my left...arm to have the success they have had the last 20 years. Other than that, ou sux.

You'd give your left arm for 0 national championships instead of the 1 that we have??

[Gucci_Suit 2610]

I hooked up with an OU student a few times. She basically taught me how to do butt stuff correctly. Super appreciate her contribution to my array of “moves”. She also didn’t give me a disease. 

[Ignatius 4001]

5 hours ago, SamsCorner said:

I know a lot of Indians, they don’t particularly care for the term injun.

We’ll I don’t particularly care for them gifting me something only to take it back later, even if they do hand me stogies in silence outside of a store…

[cafe society 2840]

It's not College Station.

[Vic Mackey 46936]

it's better than cancer 

That's debatable

[Pokoloco 1271]

On 10/4/2022 at 10:59 AM, oSuJeff97 said:

Those fellers who went to school in Stillwater are some handsome devils.

 

Indeed. Curse those beautiful bastards!

[InkaUtexas 25517]

Uncle Slayton's can be nice. But only when the cousins come down from Kansas.

Serious thought- When driving through, leaving. 

[Bevo14 8274]

They're not aggy

[Guest]

Standing to the side of a big flow of people exiting one of the tents at the fair a few years back. There's a couple of Sooner guys there beside me. Then a dude in A&M hat and shirt walks by. One of the Sooner guys turns to me and just starts railing on this dude. "Why the hell would he wear that shit here? Your team isn't playing. Just wear something else. God those people are so weird."

He wasn't wrong.

[Classic Rock 258]

Well, I've been through there. Little Rocks' a fine town.

[Bill Lumbergh 7170]

Olivia Munn is from there.

And had the good sense to escape.

[Murfdogg21 4412]

Will Rogers and Jim Thorpe seemed like good people. 

[PittsburghTiger 6137]

They have roads. Roads that lead OUT of Oklahoma.

[Alien Octopus 499]

Their women provide shade in the Summer and warmth in the Winter.

[Davis Lane 5553]

Oklahoma helps keep Texas further away from Nebraska.

[TejasPedro 1849]

One thing you hear in most Oklahoma homes at bedtime, Bobby Lincoln, go on now, brush your tooth.

[Sawbonz 27428]

Eischen’s fried chicken

[BillyGoatHill 4276]

@Bill Lumbergh has Olivia, I'll take Carrie. Everything else, ousux.

[Wishbone 4738]

Their suckage is insurance against Texas slipping into the Gulf of Mexico. (SIAP; not really).

Edited October 7, 2022 by Wishbone

[Jkwellborn 6653]

They grow more pot per capita than any state in the country, but have the sense not to waste it on their citizens by making it legal.

Pretty sure it’s legal now. There’s a mulch facility about an hour from me that ships tons of mulch to farms there

[pops 6974]

Karsten creek

[ImissWallyPryor 9045]

Edmund has the last Whataburger on my way home to South Dakota… or the first one coming back to Texas. 

[ALexusTexus7 114]

They have OnCue Express gas stations which are the best gas stations I’ve ever been to since Buc-ee’s are not considered “gas stations”, but if Buc-ee’s were considered gas stations, OnCue is basically a the equivalent of a liquor store in Trenton, NJ.


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[Henry Hill 3156]

[ousux 5587]

Chickasaw National Recreational Area is very pretty. Turner Falls is kinda neat. Talimena Scenic Drive is a blast in the right vehicle.

Uhh..about that last part, you don't want to get in a battle of wits with unarmed okie traffic cops on a power trip

[HornsofBevo 122]

[Sawbonz 27428]

On 10/5/2022 at 10:55 AM, FirstTimeCaller said:

The cheapshot on their QB against TCU was some bullshit.

He should have started his slide  sooner. 

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

Watching the buffalo roam in the Wichita Mountains.

Swimming at Turner Falls.

[Call 393]

It’s not Ohio.

[TexPx 2316]

Uhh..about that last part, you don't want to get in a battle of wits with unarmed okie traffic cops on a power trip

Haul ass to the Arkansas side?

Was at the Queen Wlhelmina Lodge and the Ranger said they were having black bear issues and had caught several. Asked him what they did with them. He sad they just haul them over to the OK side and release them.

[Pokoloco 1271]

Beautiful women will settle for a middle class 6.

 

[Bevo&Pevo 5027]

If I could retract this week's earlier statements, I'd go with...

Monday_mmmm... thinking about it..

Tuesday_Well....

Wednesday_Maybe.... well, no..

Thursday_How about...shit, that's not good...

Friday_Hang on, I'll got it.  Furk.

[Domedriver 655]

Keeps Kansas from touching Texas?

[MaxHorn 325]

The onion rings at the BOK Center in Tulsa are amazing. That’s all I got.

[Pokoloco 1271]

On 10/5/2022 at 3:26 PM, Gucci_Suit said:

I hooked up with an OU student a few times. She basically taught me how to do butt stuff correctly. Super appreciate her contribution to my array of “moves”. She also didn’t give me a disease. 

Hope she was gentle on you. 

[hpslugga 4044]

On 10/3/2022 at 9:45 PM, TexArcher said:

Your turn.  Say something nice about oklahoma.

I like you a lot less than I like them for making me thinking of something nice to say about them. 

That count?

[TexArcher 37508]

38 minutes ago, hpslugga said:

I like you a lot less than I like them for making me thinking of something nice to say about them. 

That count?

 

[thunderlounge 7757]

Took all week to come up with it, but I finally have something nice to say. 

They were thoughtful enough to build a mc donald’s over the interstate. Which in turn entertains me as I cruise by, middle finger in the air, to the “horror” of the karen’s above. 

[Huckleberry 32701]

Fuck OU and fuck every single one of you who actually said something nice about Oklahoma. All of which were bullshit, by the way. 

[texashorne 1177]

Birthplace of Darrell K Royal. 

 

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2205]

Mama said if you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all.

So....

[Duval Street 420]

On 10/5/2022 at 3:26 PM, Gucci_Suit said:

I hooked up with an OU student a few times. She basically taught me how to do butt stuff correctly. Super appreciate her contribution to my array of “moves”. She also didn’t give me a disease. 

Oklahoma created @NowThis.

Edited October 7, 2022 by Duval Street

[nnm 36093]

18 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Pretty sure it’s legal now. There’s a mulch facility about an hour from me that ships tons of mulch to farms there

"Medicinal" only.  https://oklahomastatecannabis.org/laws

[Sawbonz 27428]

9 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

 

Swimming at Turner Falls.

Username checks out

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Oklahoma is never upwind of the entire state of Texas. That's a good thing. 

[DeadArmadillo 907]

If you know, you know

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

If there’s grass on the field play ball!

[TrashMaster G 17388]

On 10/6/2022 at 9:35 AM, Alien Octopus said:

Their women provide shade in the Summer and warmth in the Winter.

And sexual experience for their brothers.