2023 NFL DRAFT

[WhatTheBuck 28,825]

Laura Rutledge looks like she’s had some work done. 

[TonyTexas 10,567]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

The worst part about this bullshit just say the fucking pick 

Is this your first draft? The NFL and ESPN require teams take the full 10 minutes to up the hype. 

[Scraps 13,598]

Pick motherfucker

[Blotto 23,677]

how the fuck is this pick not automatic? for fucks sake carolina, get the fuck on with it

[Zepol87 9,263]

Yea the waiting sucks but it’s the norm now

[Sgt Hulk 14,092]

Whens the first story of everyone this player ever loved is dead.  
 

when will we have single mom with 7 siblings 

 

parent killed in front of him as a teen

[Rimbo 26,418]

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

how the fuck is this pick not automatic? for fucks sake carolina, get the fuck on with it

Right?

[Horn80 6,240]

Suzy arms look like weathered leather.

[Texzilla58 4,745]

Is this your first draft? The NFL and ESPN require teams take the full 10 minutes to up the hype. 

It doesn’t matter. After tonight the coverage lags behind the actual picks by quite a bit.

[Michael Knight 13,046]

Bryce it is

[Blotto 23,677]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Suzy arms look like weathered leather.

Then, you're with me leather

[Rimbo 26,418]

Just now, Michael Knight said:

Bryce it is

 

[Sgt Hulk 14,092]

Bruce young at 137 lbs 

[Smax 3,800]

that suit color is hideous 

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

I'm not sure if suits need to have codpieces anymore, but maybe that's just me

[Incredulity 11,686]

Pink double breasted suit.  Thats a new one.

[Rimbo 26,418]

1 minute ago, TotallyLegit said:

I'm not sure if suits need to have codpieces anymore, but maybe that's just me

I never knew I needed this until just now.

[Sgt Hulk 14,092]

If you work hard anything is possibllleeeee

[Blotto 23,677]

I'm kind of surprised with all of the talent that's rolled through Bama in the Saban era, that Young is the first Bama player drafter #1 overall

[Michael Knight 13,046]

Lol get fucked Texans

[Rimbo 26,418]

lol stroud

I'm so glad I avoided becoming a Texans fan

[Burt Macklin 19,095]

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Bruce young at 137 lbs 

Ok but how much does Bryce Young weigh? 

[DixonHur 11,596]

Looks like he spilled something on his suit

[Sgt Hulk 14,092]

Just now, Burt Macklin said:

Ok but how much does Bryce Young weigh? 

Fuck iPhones 

[Texzilla58 4,745]

Stroud. Suit looks like Monica lewenski’s dress with those splooge spots

[Sgt Hulk 14,092]

I just assume all these suits are made as tight as fucking possible so a sneeze could shred it 

[Brian Fantana 6,704]

Nice knowing you, CJ Stroud's career

[WhatTheBuck 28,825]

Those 2 runs they just showed from the Georgia game probably exceeded CJ’s run total from his career up to that point. 

[Deej 77,160]

7 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

I'm not sure if suits need to have codpieces anymore, but maybe that's just me

 

[Topper13 3,514]

1 minute ago, Brian Fantana said:

Nice knowing you, CJ Stroud's career

God's just battle testing him.

[Ignatius 4,080]

HOLY SHIT!! Will Anderson!

Edited April 28, 2023 by Ignatius

[4th&Five 41,701]

 

[tx 3 putt 77,919]

[Texzilla58 4,745]

No analysts will say what they think. He’s dumb as a box of rocks. Another version of Zack Wilson.

[jimmyjazz 46,470]

What in the world did Houston have to give up to get #3?

[tx 3 putt 77,919]

Cal’s wife isn’t playing around !

[DigDug 1,709]

Put your balls on the table Htown

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,916]

Sheesh on houston

[Deej 77,160]

5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

lol stroud

I'm so glad I avoided becoming a Texans fan

I mean, they are the team who didn't take VY, but then again, VY was no Stroud. 

[Texzilla58 4,745]

Texans move to 3 to take Will Levis

[Halohal 506]

He's wearing no socks

[Sgt Hulk 14,092]

Texans traded stroud for the number 3 pick 

[jimmyjazz 46,470]

That is a ballsy draft by Houston.  About fucking time.  I don't even care about the franchise, but at least they're going for it.

[Lat22 4,051]

The Goodell bro hugs are so fake. 

[Sgt Hulk 14,092]

Sec sec sec sec rolllltidddweweee

[Deej 77,160]

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

That is a ballsy draft by Houston.  About fucking time.  I don't even care about the franchise, but at least they're going for it.

Doesn't matter. Those dumbasses will fuck it all up somehow. The team Houston deserves. 

[Brothahorn 10,088]

Well fuck, no need for me to watch. I can just follow the surly live stream.

 

And CJ Stroud is

Edited April 28, 2023 by Brothahorn

[Sgt Hulk 14,092]

Show his Texas highlights. Oh wait he had none 

[Hermanator 7,281]

Haha Texans take a Quarterback who couldn't score well on a cognitive test because he was hungry and tired and didn't feel like taking the test. 

That's a good thing because as an NFL QB there's never times when you have to put in work when you're hungry, tired, and don't feel like it. Ask Kyler 

[Michael Knight 13,046]