2023 NFL DRAFT

[Hagbard Celine 10,852]

devon who?

[Rimbo 25,913]

totally in character for Pete to pick a DB

[jimmyjazz 45,891]

Wut?

[Carl Spackler 3,479]

Furk.  Detroit is going to get either Jalen Carter or Wilson.  That annoys me.

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

Pete Carroll is gonna love this corner

[IDIOTsavant 8,483]

3 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Just start allowing citizens to carry flame throwers and hand grenades within city limits for protection for when someone looks at you in the eye. 

Tell me you’ve never actually been to Houston without telling me you’ve never been to Houston.

[Rimbo 25,913]

 

[Horn80 6,114]

Will Cowboys trade up to get Bijan?

[Matuka 1,310]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Will Cowboys trade up to get Bijan?

No

[jimmyjazz 45,891]

I will never understand a pick like Richardson or Witherspoon at those slots.  For fuck's sake, trade down and get them in a few picks.

[Rip76 4,925]

Bijan is probably an Eagle

[Burt Macklin 19,020]

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

Irsay just wanted someone dumber than him hanging around the facilities. 

Was @Helobious too busy? 

[Rimbo 25,913]

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Will Cowboys trade up to get Bijan?

excuse me while I vomit

[Michael Knight 12,977]

Now Cardinals trade back up

[Mo Horn 8,831]

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

I will never understand a pick like Richardson or Witherspoon at those slots.  For fuck's sake, trade down and get them in a few picks.

Didn't you watch Draft Day? They'll turn it into a miracle. 

[Carl Spackler 3,479]

5 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Furk.  Detroit is going to get either Jalen Carter or Wilson.  That annoys me.

Never mind.

[Deej 76,755]

Just now, Horn80 said:

Will Cowboys trade up to get Bijan?

Anything to ruin the Eagle's draft.

[jimmyjazz 45,891]

So Arizona just horsefucked Houston?  LOL

[Hermanator 7,032]

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Will Cowboys trade up to get Bijan?

No zero chance*

 

* Unless Jerry tells Stephen that hooker he had last night is outside the door and locks him out

[Herpa Derpa 6,123]

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

I will never understand a pick like Richardson or Witherspoon at those slots.  For fuck's sake, trade down and get them in a few picks.

Easier to say than to do. Gotta have a trade partner and everyone but Houston is afraid of getting fleeced to move up for a bust.

[WhatTheBuck 28,775]

That’s a good pick.

I’ve seen his jerky at the store. I’ve never tried it. 

[Rimbo 25,913]

 

[Michael Knight 12,977]

Here comes the raiders turn to fuck up

[Rimbo 25,913]

Just now, Michael Knight said:

Here comes the raiders turn to fuck up

these teams don't get all these high draft picks by being smart about their picks in the first place

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,815]

He's a dog on the field. He's roofless. Lol 

[Hermanator 7,032]

3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

 

These aren't very funny. The Young one was but nothing much after that

[TrashMaster G 17,548]

5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

 

Are these things supposed to be funny?

I can't tell.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

how did Wilson do vs. Texas? I don't remember him

[futureman 22,444]

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Are these things supposed to be funny?

I can't tell.

I think they are intended to be but obviously are not.  I have no idea why that mental midget keeps posting them.

[Rimbo 25,913]

...who?

[speed817 19,256]

Aggy gonna claim him???

[DougO 5,243]

Tyree's glasses look like he just got out of an eye exam.

[Rimbo 25,913]

Just now, futureman said:

I think they are intended to be but obviously are not.  I have no idea why that mental midget keeps posting them.

Just for that, I'm going to quote you while I post the next one.

 

[DixonHur 11,295]

Doesn't look like the guy you'd want hanging around The Strip

[WhatTheBuck 28,775]

Wears cowboy boots for special events. Like church. 

[Constant 6,723]

I don’t remember that guy at all. 

[Michael Knight 12,977]

Bijan time?

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

Just now, DixonHur said:

Doesn't look like the guy you'd want hanging around The Strip

Unless you're a stripper

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,792]

Can't believe it wasn't Carter 

[DFW Horn 6,123]

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Doesn't look like the guy you'd want hanging around The Strip

Well, he dresses the part...

[Sgt Hulk 13,713]

Please god. No Bijan to Philly. Pleaseee fuck nooooo

[Texzilla58 4,732]

Tyree with the No shirt big chain flier DT suit look. Picked up the shades at QuikTrip on the way over.

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

I think they are intended to be but obviously are not.  I have no idea why that mental midget keeps posting them.

spiderman_meme.png. literally not even worth the effort to find it

Edited April 28, 2023 by TotallyLegit
but of course this was your intent in the first place

[DixonHur 11,295]

Just now, DFW Horn said:

Well, he dresses the part...

[LTtxfan 49,144]

SIAP...

The Lions traded out of the No. 6 pick Thursday, swapping first-round choices with the Arizona Cardinals. In exchange, the Lions received the 12th pick and No. 34 overall, which is third in the second round

[SpiralOut 1,813]

Bijan to the Falcons!

[Texzilla58 4,732]

Please Bijan to Falcons instead of Eggles.

[Carl Spackler 3,479]

4 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

how did Wilson do vs. Texas? I don't remember him

6 total tackles and a half sack.  Played well but didn't dominate.

[Sgt Hulk 13,713]

LFGGgggggggggggggggggg

 

yeassaahahagahaha

[Radical Larry 28,566]

Thank you Baby Jesus