2023 NFL DRAFT

[Hagbard Celine 11261]

devon who?

[Rimbo 27035]

totally in character for Pete to pick a DB

[jimmyjazz 47221]

Wut?

[Carl Spackler 3615]

Furk.  Detroit is going to get either Jalen Carter or Wilson.  That annoys me.

[TotallyLegit 3106]

Pete Carroll is gonna love this corner

[IDIOTsavant 8688]

3 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Just start allowing citizens to carry flame throwers and hand grenades within city limits for protection for when someone looks at you in the eye. 

Tell me you’ve never actually been to Houston without telling me you’ve never been to Houston.

[Rimbo 27035]

 

[Horn80 6361]

Will Cowboys trade up to get Bijan?

[Matuka 1320]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Will Cowboys trade up to get Bijan?

No

[jimmyjazz 47221]

I will never understand a pick like Richardson or Witherspoon at those slots.  For fuck's sake, trade down and get them in a few picks.

[Rip76 5022]

Bijan is probably an Eagle

[Burt Macklin 19230]

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

Irsay just wanted someone dumber than him hanging around the facilities. 

Was @Helobious too busy? 

[Rimbo 27035]

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Will Cowboys trade up to get Bijan?

excuse me while I vomit

[Michael Knight 13233]

Now Cardinals trade back up

[Mo Horn 8938]

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

I will never understand a pick like Richardson or Witherspoon at those slots.  For fuck's sake, trade down and get them in a few picks.

Didn't you watch Draft Day? They'll turn it into a miracle. 

[Carl Spackler 3615]

5 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Furk.  Detroit is going to get either Jalen Carter or Wilson.  That annoys me.

Never mind.

[Deej 77843]

Just now, Horn80 said:

Will Cowboys trade up to get Bijan?

Anything to ruin the Eagle's draft.

[jimmyjazz 47221]

So Arizona just horsefucked Houston?  LOL

[Hermanator 7674]

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Will Cowboys trade up to get Bijan?

No zero chance*

 

* Unless Jerry tells Stephen that hooker he had last night is outside the door and locks him out

[Herpa Derpa 6344]

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

I will never understand a pick like Richardson or Witherspoon at those slots.  For fuck's sake, trade down and get them in a few picks.

Easier to say than to do. Gotta have a trade partner and everyone but Houston is afraid of getting fleeced to move up for a bust.

[WhatTheBuck 28931]

That’s a good pick.

I’ve seen his jerky at the store. I’ve never tried it. 

[Rimbo 27035]

 

[Michael Knight 13233]

Here comes the raiders turn to fuck up

[Rimbo 27035]

Just now, Michael Knight said:

Here comes the raiders turn to fuck up

these teams don't get all these high draft picks by being smart about their picks in the first place

[Fuck Tim Beck 3904]

He's a dog on the field. He's roofless. Lol 

[Hermanator 7674]

3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

 

These aren't very funny. The Young one was but nothing much after that

[TrashMaster G 18103]

5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

 

Are these things supposed to be funny?

I can't tell.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

how did Wilson do vs. Texas? I don't remember him

[futureman 22704]

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Are these things supposed to be funny?

I can't tell.

I think they are intended to be but obviously are not.  I have no idea why that mental midget keeps posting them.

[Rimbo 27035]

...who?

[speed817 19961]

Aggy gonna claim him???

[DougO 5266]

Tyree's glasses look like he just got out of an eye exam.

[Rimbo 27035]

Just now, futureman said:

I think they are intended to be but obviously are not.  I have no idea why that mental midget keeps posting them.

Just for that, I'm going to quote you while I post the next one.

 

[DixonHur 11961]

Doesn't look like the guy you'd want hanging around The Strip

[WhatTheBuck 28931]

Wears cowboy boots for special events. Like church. 

[Constant 6887]

I don’t remember that guy at all. 

[Michael Knight 13233]

Bijan time?

[TotallyLegit 3106]

Just now, DixonHur said:

Doesn't look like the guy you'd want hanging around The Strip

Unless you're a stripper

[Doc Sam Beckett 5908]

Can't believe it wasn't Carter 

[DFW Horn 6654]

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Doesn't look like the guy you'd want hanging around The Strip

Well, he dresses the part...

[Sgt Hulk 14460]

Please god. No Bijan to Philly. Pleaseee fuck nooooo

[Texzilla58 4792]

Tyree with the No shirt big chain flier DT suit look. Picked up the shades at QuikTrip on the way over.

[TotallyLegit 3106]

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

I think they are intended to be but obviously are not.  I have no idea why that mental midget keeps posting them.

spiderman_meme.png. literally not even worth the effort to find it

Edited April 28, 2023 by TotallyLegit
but of course this was your intent in the first place

[DixonHur 11961]

Just now, DFW Horn said:

Well, he dresses the part...

[LTtxfan 50007]

SIAP...

The Lions traded out of the No. 6 pick Thursday, swapping first-round choices with the Arizona Cardinals. In exchange, the Lions received the 12th pick and No. 34 overall, which is third in the second round

[SpiralOut 1965]

Bijan to the Falcons!

[Texzilla58 4792]

Please Bijan to Falcons instead of Eggles.

[Carl Spackler 3615]

4 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

how did Wilson do vs. Texas? I don't remember him

6 total tackles and a half sack.  Played well but didn't dominate.

[Sgt Hulk 14460]

LFGGgggggggggggggggggg

 

yeassaahahagahaha

[Radical Larry 28822]

Thank you Baby Jesus