Vista Ridge HS Golf Meets The Yellow Rose

[F250 28919]

 

 

[ztejas 43723]

Lol. Nerds. You would have had to drag our golf team off the course.

[RPM 26421]

Several Holes in one were recorded on South Austin's Mom.

[Deej 77021]

"Shot a 156 today. Round took eight hours."

[YGIFS 19453]

Know what he did wrong?  He was night-putting.  Just putting.  At night.  With a pre-dental hygienist.  

[Wally Pryor 5285]

46 minutes ago, F250 said:

 

 

Rudy tweeted 2 hour later that the coach's car was still in the Avery Ranch parking lot.

[Steamboat1874 4144]

This thread does not deliver......no pics ?

[Blotto 23635]

7 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

This thread does not deliver......no pics ?

https://nypost.com/2022/10/06/texas-high-school-golf-team-cancels-practice-after-adult-entertainment-clubs-tournament/

woof

[Steamboat1874 4144]

3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

https://nypost.com/2022/10/06/texas-high-school-golf-team-cancels-practice-after-adult-entertainment-clubs-tournament/

woof

Thanks for nothing......wish I had not asked now.

[Degenerate Gardner 4104]

5 minutes ago, Blotto said:

https://nypost.com/2022/10/06/texas-high-school-golf-team-cancels-practice-after-adult-entertainment-clubs-tournament/

woof

I sure as shit ain’t accepting a free Bloody Mary from one of those gals.

[Deej 77021]

Did they just send out the Monday lunch shift? WTF?

[Pescado_Rojo 19452]

Boys, we learned a valuable lesson today....That's what strippers look like when you're sober in the daylight. 

[TKthunder2 5014]

Man, the yellow rose has gone downhill.

[Pescado_Rojo 19452]

Coach probably panicked and sent the kids home before the strippers started recognizing player's dads. 

[Macanudo 13045]

Is this what they do to blow off steam between med school classes?

[Deej 77021]

27 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

Man, the yellow rose has gone downhill.

Rest in peace, Don King.

[hayden_horn 11365]

27 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

Man, the yellow rose has gone downhill.

they've all gone downhill.

thanks a lot "man, i like em thick" dudes. now all the strippers are a bunch of fatasses. 

[SizzleChest 8284]

Just now, hayden_horn said:

they've all gone downhill.

thanks a lot "man, i like em thick" dudes. now all the strippers are a bunch of fatasses. 

This.  And promo girl level for a titty bar, which is what you get at these kinds of events, is several levels below that.

[Brisketexan 105540]

31 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

Man, the yellow rose has gone downhill.

 

Just now, SizzleChest said:

This.  And promo girl level for a titty bar, which is what you get at these kinds of events, is several levels below that.

So, is this MORE of a sign that the world is going downhill than, say, getting Whataburger stolen out of your truck?

[hayden_horn 11365]

Just now, Brisketexan said:

 

So, is this MORE of a sign that the world is going downhill than, say, getting Whataburger stolen out of your truck?

one precedes the other. they got fat somehow.

it's the dismal tide.

[Pescado_Rojo 19452]

15 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

they've all gone downhill.

thanks a lot "man, i like em thick" dudes. now all the strippers are a bunch of fatasses. 

The really hot ones have figured out they can make a shit ton more money doing OF from their own apartment and don't have to sit on the laps of drunken creeps and hard sell them on $20 lap dances. 

[HornOnTheBayou 8966]

4 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I sure as shit ain’t accepting a free Bloody Mary from one of those gals.

Well, hold on now. It's gonna take a lot more than that for me to turn down free alcohol. 

[Brisketexan 105540]

23 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

The really hot ones have figured out they can make a shit ton more money doing OF from their own apartment and don't have to sit on the laps of drunken creeps and hard sell them on $20 lap dances. 

I was genuinely wondering if that has had a real impact, with the hypothesis of "how could it not?"

[Brothahorn 10087]

F'ing kids today. We would have at least drank a 12 pack before complaining about the nasty ho's.

[tbone_ 14236]

I played in a stripper golf tournament once way back in the day. Well really more of a hooker golf tournament. They had “stations” set up in between each green and the next tee box. The girls had someone sort of activity they would do for you as you walked by for a tip. One had a girl who would lay you on the ground and take a lollipop out of your mouth with her pussy. Another had two girls would would do an all fours back to back double dildo thing. We were there with a construction contractor. He paid for every station. Interesting day.

Later in the day after the drinking took hold, bjs in the middle of the fairway were not uncommon.

[crash_davis 23123]

On 10/7/2022 at 1:24 PM, Pescado_Rojo said:

The really hot ones have figured out they can make a shit ton more money doing OF from their own apartment and don't have to sit on the laps of drunken creeps and hard sell them on $20 lap dances. 

hey now, i wasn't that creepy...

[CoTex 1164]

I'm sure the high school boys have PTSD and cry themselves to sleep nightly after this abomination.  I'm sure of it.

[woohorn 1131]

I get your tone, but go back and check out those broads again. Even kids on the golf team are pulling nicer tail than that. Maybe morbid curiosity like a pig party?

[RDCanecutter 26529]

On 10/7/2022 at 9:28 AM, Pescado_Rojo said:

Boys, we learned a valuable lesson today....That's what strippers look like when you're sober in the daylight. 

Yeah. They are one ex-husband away from being the mom screaming at the school board meeting.

[Kennythetiger 9493]

On 10/7/2022 at 1:10 PM, Brisketexan said:

 

So, is this MORE of a sign that the world is going downhill than, say, getting Whataburger stolen out of your truck?

How do you think the curvy girls got curvy?