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32 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

I had some plums in my icebox that I was saving for breakfast.

 They looked sweet and delicious and cold.

Some asshole ate them.

Shouldn't have been crowdin' it with that sixer of Heini' 

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Posted
34 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Did they bring you the ice for your icebox in a wagon? 

In a Clipper, packed in sawdust.

I suspect the thief is some fruity kind of guy with long hair.

 

Maybe even a poet.

Posted (edited)
3 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

Fuck I was hoping someone would get the William Carlos Williams reference but I’m a booknerd.

 

I deserve any opprobrium sent my way.

This is just to say . . . I'm a bit ashamed I didn't pick up on that.

 

EDIT: Stupid autocorrect.

Edited by Samson's Wig

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