Here’s how I know the country is going to shit.

[Hefeweizen 5333]

I had some plums in my icebox that I was saving for breakfast.

 They looked sweet and delicious and cold.

Some asshole ate them.

[Braff Zacklin 13664]

Lock your icebox the next time you go inside a Family Dollar for some batteries, duh.

[Samson's Wig 3194]

That fuckin' Jack Horner.  Little bastard never learns.

[High Plains Drifter 11052]

 

icebox?

 

 

[Trey3216 15356]

32 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

I had some plums in my icebox that I was saving for breakfast.

 They looked sweet and delicious and cold.

Some asshole ate them.

Shouldn't have been crowdin' it with that sixer of Heini' 

[Brian Fantana 6690]

[South Austin 52606]

32 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

That fuckin' Jack Horner.  Little bastard never learns.

Guess OP will just have to eat some curds and whey.

[mdmost 43050]

Did they bring you the ice for your icebox in a wagon? 

[Hefeweizen 5333]

34 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Did they bring you the ice for your icebox in a wagon? 

In a Clipper, packed in sawdust.

I suspect the thief is some fruity kind of guy with long hair.

 

Maybe even a poet.

[Scheiss Meister 8411]

Wasn't me.  I'd never even touch another guy's plums, let alone put them in my mouth.

[Biff Tannen 45742]

19 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

icebox?

 

 

My MIL posts here apparently.  I give her shit every time she says this.  "Were you born in the 1800s?"

[NaTeWHO 852]

[Hefeweizen 5333]

Fuck I was hoping someone would get the William Carlos Williams reference but I’m a booknerd.

 

I deserve any opprobrium sent my way.

[Samson's Wig 3194]

3 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

Fuck I was hoping someone would get the William Carlos Williams reference but I’m a booknerd.

 

I deserve any opprobrium sent my way.

This is just to say . . . I'm a bit ashamed I didn't pick up on that.

 

EDIT: Stupid autocorrect.

Edited October 7, 2022 by Samson's Wig

[Cornpop 230]

On 10/6/2022 at 1:47 PM, mdmost said:

Did they bring you the ice for your icebox in a wagon?