Game Thread Texas vs ou - 11am on ABC

[shadow_operative 15932]

[Cairn Horn88 8260]

2 minutes ago, Slacks said:

You don't enjoy it?

Only about 98% of it!

[ATXbronco 4062]

Spartans going right for the nutz
I bet the Longhorns never went this nutty

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

 

[TexEx15 17509]

[Dnaguy 11920]

I’m officially too old now.

Memes just don’t hit like they once did.

 

[Deej 76755]

22 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Its a party scene, man. They’re laughing it up. 
 

and- showed one of those graphics with the score and a couple of individual player stats underneath,  and one of the ou stats was “Farouq: rec, 0 yds” 

Farouq around and find out.

[Modessit 5598]

I hope Colt got a payback bet with Kyler.

[ATXbronco 4062]

n/m too much proof %

Edited October 8, 2022 by ATXbronco

[Call 393]

It is 3:05 PM and OU really sucks

[Js1 85286]

1 minute ago, Modessit said:

I hope Colt got a payback bet with Kyler.

Like that pussy would take the loss and pay up

[BachelorTrek 2967]

Incredible win!

This makes that #1 Texas loss to unranked piggy 42-11 (many believe piggy bugged the headsets) in '81 feel less painful.

Hook'Em Horns!

[Cajun 11705]

3 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Casey who?

[runthebone 7967]

The shutout is the chef's kiss

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12178]

1 hour ago, 4Pete said:

My favorite way to go is overdosing on OU misery.

Wait until aggy loses. Have an Ambulance on hand 

[texifornia 56864]

I'm aroused

[Valmy77 13225]

3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Pshhht.. Matthew McConaughey still masturbating in a small closet right about now

Me to! Though not the same closet.

[Modessit 5598]

Like that pussy would take the loss and pay up

They might have problems getting UT gear in kid sizes in Arizona.

[Napoleon 8661]

4 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

I didn’t realize that McConaughey was so short. I thought that he was 6’ to 6’1”-ish, not 5’9”.

Learning from the football board.

[TexEx15 17509]

NSIAP

 

[Ravishing Rick 1129]

I literally lol’d at this play call

 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Took my wife and kids to Manhattan.  Watched second half on my phone at Balthazar.  Looking forward to watching it when we get home.  Hook ‘em.  Congrats to team and staff.  

[BornAndRaised 12281]

Don't quote me on this, but I'm fairly sure this is Roschons first and only RRR win. I love that for him since this is his last year.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

36 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Bright lights, big performance. He will not shy away against some of these bigger games we have like TCU, Baylor, OK State 

He doesn’t rattle.  Doesn’t mean he won’t have a bad game.  But I don’t think his blood pressure or heart rate deviate 5 percent up or down in a game.  Pure ice water in his veins.  

[Brisketexan 105072]

I gotta tell ya….I enjoyed that.

[Valmy77 13225]

Just now, BornAndRaised said:

Don't quote me on this, but I'm fairly sure this is Roschons first and only RRR win. I love that for him since this is his last year.

Unless you are a 5th year Senior, this is your first Texas-OU game win.

Should have fucking won the previous three though. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12178]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Never I hope 

I hope Venables is ou's Jimbo minus the recruiting 

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

That was fun.  Let's do it again next year.

[crash_davis 23101]

It's 3:14PM and ou still hasn't scored.

[HenryJames 66038]

4 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Took my wife and kids to Manhattan.  Watched second half on my phone at Balthazar.  Looking forward to watching it when we get home.  Hook ‘em.  Congrats to team and staff.  

Always go to Balthazar.

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

 

[Atticus 3973]

3 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

I didn’t realize that McConaughey was so short. I thought that he was 6’ to 6’1”-ish, not 5’9”.

Learning from the football board.

MM is around 5'10, maybe 5'11 in boots. Sam is close to 6'2

[Funk Doctor Spock 12178]

I want all of you to have my unlimited rep. I'm high right now 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

17 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

This is a direct order: everyone, get fucked up. Even those in recovery, I’m giving you a hall pass.

I am not in recovery.  But I quit drinking some time ago.  Might fire up some bud. 

[taybo20 2825]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

I want all of you to have my unlimited rep. I'm high right now 

Fuck yeah! 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽

[The Ace of Aces 5175]

3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

He doesn’t rattle.  Doesn’t mean he won’t have a bad game.  But I don’t think his blood pressure or heart rate deviate 5 percent up or down in a game.  Pure ice water in his veins.  

All his coaches have said he has an elephant brain - immediately forgets bad plays and they don’t impact his next one. It’s a QB instinct we’ve not had in a long, long time. Arch has the same thing, apparently. 

[utxmike05 1828]

Finally got the new iOS photoshop to work. 
Fuck OU

 

 

[horngrad03 1148]

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

1 hour ago, Ellellelle said:

They're not even trying to score.

how can you tell?

[Js1 85286]

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

All his coaches have said he has an elephant brain - immediately forgets bad plays and they don’t impact his next one. It’s a QB instinct we’ve not had in a long, long time. Arch has the same thing, apparently. 

Threw that INT. Next drive: passes of 9, 32 and 15 leading to a TD run

[sith_horn 2379]

18 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Congrats to sark and the team.  It's been awhile since we've demonstrated a killer instinct in this game.

When ousux is willing to suck hard, shit on them all game.  I'm glad we ripped off their head and shit down their throat.

No mercy.  Finally.  Keep it up.

 

And fuck ou

[horngrad03 1148]

Wait...here you go douchebag:

[52-80 19147]

10 minutes ago, Ravishing Rick said:

I literally lol’d at this play call

 

KOBE!

[Funk Doctor Spock 12178]

1 hour ago, Lou_Sassle said:

I cannot believe we are just completely fucking dominating them like this. The only thing that'll make this day better is Bama beating the sheep fuckers by a similar score. 

It's probably gonna happen, so wear no underwear on the couch and let your dick get as hard as it can until you need an Ambulance 

[Guadaloopy 10960]

3 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

All his coaches have said he has an elephant brain - immediately forgets bad plays and they don’t impact his next one. 

Goldfish brain.  Ted Lasso out front should a told ya.  

[Scholz 11938]

I feel bad for Jeff Lebby. He’s good people.

[Macanudo 12975]

1 minute ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

how can you tell?

Because they still had their pants on.

[pops 6980]

1 hour ago, Ellellelle said:

Does Venables not wear sunscreen? Jesus.

[Pancho 44712]