Game Thread Texas vs ou - 11am on ABC

[OU Sucks 8893]

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Edit, beaten by seconds.

 

Edited October 8, 2022 by OU Sucks

[crash_davis 23114]

1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

 

fucking hillarious

[taybo20 2878]

 

[Born to Run 6569]

I would love that. He's a good, tall lefty pitcher so fingers crossed. He actually wants to go to West Point so we shall see what happens. But ultimately what counts is that the Horns shitpumped OU and sent them back to their inbred, cesspool of a methlab state in tear soaked misery.

/Hat tip

[TexEx15 17549]

 

[SDG 3319]

5 hours ago, SDG said:

Full disclosure: I bet Texas ML, -8, & have them in a parlay.

Still in the money.,  

[Horn80 6131]

4 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Meanwhile, Bevo napped.

[BachelorTrek 3054]

11 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

Too soon.

I was helping my Dad with our '74 gold Ford LTD station wagon (family truckster) that had overheated in Bailey's Prairie on the way to West Columbia, Texas. With that playing on the radio, the car couldn't handle it. Insult to injury.

Watching the game later, piggy D acted as if they knew what every play was before each snap.

Edited October 8, 2022 by BachelorTrek

[Celery Man 20981]

This was my wife’s reaction. Divorce?

[PsychMike 1552]

 

 

[Bevo Num1 1021]

Meanwhile, Bevo napped.

Fuck them donkeys.

[Huckleberry 33045]

3 minutes ago, PsychMike said:

 

 

Well I mean Whittington did hold his guy on the outside of the shoulder pads but OU has been doing it for decades and shitty modern refs don't call it. So good block. 

[Bigbend1812 12928]

59 minutes ago, Ravishing Rick said:

I literally lol’d at this play call

 

Told them not to pass.

[BachelorTrek 3054]

Waiting for Mobilehoma postgame call-ins to start in a few minutes.

https://www.iheart.com/live/7060

Edited October 8, 2022 by BachelorTrek

[Codaxx 5806]

It was so bad that Texas had 4 true freshmen and 1 RS Freshmen (Parr) playing OL in the 4Q with a true Freshman RB (Blue) carrying the ball in the 4Q

[ATXbronco 4084]

Still laughing over the fact that we shut them out.

How OU embarrassing 

Edited October 8, 2022 by ATXbronco

[Bigbend1812 12928]

50 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Just like their fans.

 

[Hozz 1017]

23 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

So, was beating Oklahoma University enough to get us into the top 25 rankings?
I don't know anymore.

 

I think any of the voters that actually pay attention will have us ranked.  Ifs and buts, but realistically we are an injury away from being 6-0 with a win over Alabama on that resume.

[BachelorTrek 3054]

Just now, ATXbronco said:

Still laughing over the fact that we shut them out.

How OU embarrassing 

Their faces are OU RED as my Dad says.  Lulz.

[Bamboozled73 315]

16 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

 

Still can’t connect on the long balls…too soon?

[ATXbronco 4084]

Not gonna lie, my non-corching ability was gonna say we had 100-1 good UT vs bad OU plays.

Showe me  5 -1 good plays to bad vs UT.

[BachelorTrek 3054]

Just now, Bamboozled73 said:

Still can’t connect on the long balls…too soon?

Nah, rigged Midway rims/basketballs.

Those carnival games are always rigged.  Lulz.

[tejas60 3534]

26 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

So, was beating Oklahoma University enough to get us into the top 25 rankings?
I don't know anymore.

 

[TexasMan 10947]

NSIAP 

 

 

[speed817 19399]

5 minutes ago, Bamboozled73 said:

Still can’t connect on the long balls…too soon?

Shoots about as well as anybody on our basketball team....

Edited October 8, 2022 by speed817

[SHOOTER12 8814]

3 hours ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

WTF! Anyone else have abc freeze up. Fucking abc in Palm Springs is only station frozen.

Froze here in Nac probably a dozen times or more. 

[Herbie Hancock 7369]

Whittington marched all over the damn field with that flag. Almost endzone to endzone before finally planting it at the 50. Dude was feelin it. I fuckin love it

[BachelorTrek 3054]

Just now, SHOOTER12 said:

Froze here in Nac probably a dozen times or more. 

Froze here in Round Rock a couple times at the beginning of the 2nd half.... at&t Uverse.

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

1 hour ago, Mez2 said:

We're all getting laid tonight

You obviously haven't met my wife.

[Texasborn91 941]

11 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Just like their fans.

 

 

[Blotto 23560]

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

It's probably gonna happen, so wear no underwear on the couch and let your dick get as hard as it can until you need an Ambulance 

[BachelorTrek 3054]

1 minute ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Serves Mobilehoma right for running up and snapping to keep that 1st Quarter fumble from being reviewed.

Also, beautiful mane on the brunette on the foreground left of the smartphone-- is she a butterface tho?  Lulz.

The myopic angry calls have started on the Mobilehoma postgame call-in!

Listen and laugh!!

https://www.iheart.com/live/7060

 

[quigley 1563]

Was working so didn't get to watch the game but followed the ass kicking on my phone.

Congratulations.

@Spider2YBanana : I think you're going to be able to collect soon.

[Blotto 23560]

18 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

NSIAP 

 

 

 

[quigley 1563]

23 minutes ago, Bamboozled73 said:

Still can’t connect on the long balls…too soon?

Why's he jumping? Why's he jumping forward? Why's he turning his body?

Ugh

[Cairn Horn88 8277]

1 hour ago, Oakbrook said:

Will he make it back on the bus?  3 straight conference blowout losses.

Winning is hard.

[BachelorTrek 3054]

8 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Serves Mobilehoma right for running up and snapping to keep that 1st Quarter fumble from being reviewed.

Also, beautiful mane on the brunette on the foreground left of the smartphone-- is she a butterface tho?  Lulz.

The myopic angry calls have started on the Mobilehoma postgame call-in!

Listen and laugh!!

https://www.iheart.com/live/7060

 

Correction: Those PUSSIES aren't going to take calls when they get Nuked. They took just 1 designated call, and that seems to be it.

[Surly Bevo 25090]

Soooo walking out we headed south to get out of stadium that way since mostly empty.  Ended up behind a bunch of Sooner football parents.  I shout, “hey all ya’lls boys need to go ahead and hit the portal tonight, at least when Mack was getting his ass kicked he had the decency to score some points.”   I say some variation of this loudly at several points.  Now most of these parents are jersey wearing trash and smartly ignored me, but this one Highland Park  looking mom bitch in red stops and turns around and says, “Why don’t you have a little class?” “Class?  Class? This is Texas/OU baby and you’re OU, what you know about class?”  Her husband walked off without her.

Was it juvenile?  

Yes

Did I enjoy it?

Also yes.

 

Also after kick off....not ONE fucking "Boomer Sooner" chant In the stadium

 

This day fucked.

[Cairn Horn88 8277]

RRR

Red River Rollover

[Funk Doctor Spock 12456]

4 minutes ago, quigley said:

Was working so didn't get to watch the game but followed the ass kicking on my phone.

Congratulations.

@Spider2YBanana : I think you're going to be able to collect soon.

Finally some respect 

[mdmost 43011]

Just got back. I have never had a Texas OU game where I had absolutely zero stress. They are so bad and it's almost like they weren't trying outside of the option play. It was like playing Rice or New Mexico State. I'm just happy after the past 3 losses including two that were ones we screwed around and gave away that we totally dominated them after the 2nd drive. Just a proper destruction. I finally got the blowout I have always wanted in this rivalry. 

Edited October 9, 2022 by mdmost

[Funk Doctor Spock 12456]

Hope Toviano enjoyed the game since he ditched LSU to attend this ass beating. Good game to see from a defensive standpoint 

[HenryJames 66135]

42 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Would.

[quigley 1563]

27 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Nah, rigged Midway rims/basketballs.

Those carnival games are always rigged.  Lulz.

Look at his shot. It's not the rims.

[Rockethorn1978 6101]

Didn’t have to listen to boomer sooner over and over or the ou chant. Was a glorious day. Everyone buy tickets next year, we’re about to run a 4-5 year ass whipping of ou. Bookmark this post.

[CurlyDumps 4476]

 

[Alien Octopus 555]

1 hour ago, Bamboozled73 said:

We are on the Trifecta+ watch the second week in a row.  Texas win, OU loss, and an A&M loss, plus an Arkansas loss. 

Add ND losing and it is a perfect day of football!

[tokamak 6432]

35 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

It was so bad that Texas had 4 true freshmen and 1 RS Freshmen (Parr) playing OL in the 4Q with a true Freshman RB (Blue) carrying the ball in the 4Q

I like the new redshirt rule. Nice to get the freshmen some time against cupcakes.

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

2 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

 

Ok, at least that made me smile.  Lol