Game Thread Texas vs ou - 11am on ABC

[Funk Doctor Spock 13289]

1 hour ago, Dark Horse said:

Wright about to go deep

In some sorority pussy tonight 

[BrazilHorn 6852]

43 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Damn. Your son is awesome. Let Pierce know.

I would love that. He's a good, tall lefty pitcher so fingers crossed. He actually wants to go to West Point so we shall see what happens. But ultimately what counts is that the Horns shitpumped OU and sent them back to their inbred, cesspool of a methlab state in tear soaked misery.

[Post Oak 20570]

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

I feel bad for Jeff Lebby. He’s good people.

My man.

[The Dude 1263]

3 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

how can you tell?

Their offense is on the field

[Js1 87212]

2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I feel bad for Jeff Lebby. He’s good people.

Maybe but I’m still unimpressed with the Briles offense, it’s become stale. Sark’s offense is so much sexier 

[Huckleberry 34697]

11 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Don't quote me on this, but I'm fairly sure this is Roschons first and only RRR win. I love that for him since this is his last year.

Yes it is. One of the greatest Longhorns ever in an overall program sense, and thanks to us finally blowing them out he just needs to enjoy the fact that he outscored OU in his 4 years. 

[Oakbrook 67]

8 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I hope Venables is ou's Jimbo minus the recruiting 

Will he make it back on the bus?  3 straight conference blowout losses.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13289]

1 minute ago, Oakbrook said:

Will he make it back on the bus?  3 straight conference blowout losses.

They'll give him 3 years at the very least unless we cook their asses again like last year, and then it might only be 2 1/2 years 

[Duane Moore 5761]

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Maybe but I’m still unimpressed with the Briles offense, it’s become stale. Sark’s offense is so much sexier 

Check out Tennessee. They are the only ones running it well right now. 

[LTtxfan 50011]

1 minute ago, Duane Moore said:

Check out Tennessee. They are the only ones running it well right now. 

Vols don't run that shit...

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Didn't stay on the ou side, that is.

[pops 7142]

I've had a boner for over 4 hours. Do I call a doctor or just ride it out?

[mchookem 16775]

 

ETA the recruits. not your boner.

Edited October 8, 2022 by mchookem

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

1 minute ago, pops said:

I've had a boner for over 4 hours. Do I call a doctor or just ride it out?

let the wife/gf ride it out /too easy

[taybo20 3042]

1 minute ago, pops said:

I've had a boner for over 4 hours. Do I call a doctor or just ride it out?

I just keep cumming uncontrollably 

[WBT 20989]

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Someone tell that fuckstick to do Texas now.  He picked ou to go 7-5 but us to go 4-8

[Js1 87212]

Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

let the wife/gf ride it out /too easy

Put a mullet wig on first 

[pops 7142]

1 minute ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

let the wife/gf ride it out /too easy

Might take both

[Funk Doctor Spock 13289]

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

The only thing that sucks as much as ou is russia

You ever been to Syria?

[1leggedduck 443]

5 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Didn't stay on the ou side, that is.

That’s how a huge win can multiply it’s impact

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

49-0 is so damn  special. I was staring at the score, not watching the plays, in stunned disbelief.  Is this reality?  One of the worst OU teams ever, but I'll take it. The trend will continue since Venable isn't HC material, the player talent is way way down, and recruits leave at halftime. This feels like a turning point in the series. Lets go Horns!

[GTJ1982 439]

Is it safe to be still erect after 4 hours? 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13289]

1 hour ago, Loop 1604 said:

We really need to stop being so nice

Seriously. Everyone hates us, but we're actually nice. We never run up the score on anyone 

[Duane Moore 5761]

7 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Vols don't run that shit...

They don’t run the crap that Lebby did today, but Heupel changed his offensive identity after being fired at OU, and studied what Briles did at Baylor. 

https://volswire.usatoday.com/2021/01/29/dixie-state-kelly-bills-tennessee-vols-football-head-coach-josh-heupel-offense-concepts-philosophies/

[Sgt Hulk 14466]

[Bamboozled73 342]

We are on the Trifecta+ watch the second week in a row.  Texas win, OU loss, and an A&M loss, plus an Arkansas loss. 

[ousux 5639]

Guys, I seriously don't know what to do with myself now. Drunk on blowU weekend is normal..

Drunk and happy? What are these hands for

[DanTheHorn 5091]

Finally some signal just want to say it was a fun beat down.

[UTGrad98 2343]

I watch so much more football after Texas wins. 

[IDIOTsavant 8689]

3 minutes ago, ousux said:

Guys, I seriously don't know what to do with myself now. Drunk on blowU weekend is normal..

Drunk and happy? What are these hands for

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13289]

1 hour ago, Hornlover said:

Look at his boner promping him up 

[Armybrat 41420]

56 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Was at surly event at Lavaca Street 

I trust you were gentle with those boys?

[ATXbronco 4507]

So, was beating Oklahoma University enough to get us into the top 25 rankings?
I don't know anymore.

 

[Herbie Hancock 7495]

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

Weather was incredible, the game was unbelievable and I’m still in disbelief. I left the game and ate a fried snickers and passed 17,457 girls I’d let ride me and I wouldn’t even pull out after that win. 

[ATXbronco 4507]

4 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I trust you were gentle with those boys?

Man, that's as weird as when...

...I boot up my new T-Mobile phone for the first time ever.

And the keyboard defaults to a pink color.  

WTF

I put an Oklahoma area code in there somewhere?!?!

Edited October 8, 2022 by ATXbronco

[ousux 5639]

So, was beating Oklahoma University enough to get us into the top 25 rankings?
I don't know anymore.
 

If they didn't suck to epic proportions it would.

[Js1 87212]

Just now, ATXbronco said:

So, was beating Oklahoma University enough to get us into the top 25 rankings?
I don't know anymore.

 

Maybe. I don’t want to give ISU more ammo and we don’t do success well. With LSU and Arky losing, I could see us sneaking in at 25

[TexEx15 17955]

 

[CooterBrown 18289]

let the wife/gf ride it out /too easy

She’s not done over here and there’s a line.

[Born to Run 6601]

Casey who?

He was QB 1 with a helicopter dad back when we sucked iirc.

[Born to Run 6601]

I didn’t realize that McConaughey was so short. I thought that he was 6’ to 6’1”-ish, not 5’9”.
Learning from the football board.

User name checks out. Shorty!

[crash_davis 23470]

3 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Wow that Qwers didn't turn to dog shit and piss the game away????

Fuck off Casey.

Edited October 8, 2022 by crash_davis

[SmokeyTheBear 5569]

What a special game to attend. Fuck OU

[Modessit 5667]

 

Wasn't that his reaction to barely beating Rutgers?

[83Horn 1665]

48 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Incredible win!

This makes that #1 Texas loss to unranked piggy 42-11 (many believe piggy bugged the headsets) in '81 feel less painful.

Hook'Em Horns!

Too soon.

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

30 minutes ago, Oakbrook said:

Will he make it back on the bus?  3 straight conference blowout losses.

Winning is hard.

[jimmyjazz 47237]

34 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I feel bad for Jeff Lebby. He’s good people.

He chose poorly.

[TexEx15 17955]

 

[taybo20 3042]